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Chapter 114

"You...oh..." Tudi couldn't bear it anymore, so he ran away with his legs.

Qin Shou looked at the happy back of the land and waved his hand and shouted, "Master Rabbit, I said, cucumber will help you guide the direction. Walk slowly, don't leave... I'll say hello to me when I see Xingjun."

When Land heard this, it was full of temptation to see Xingjun? What does cucumber lead the way?

All the doubts were answered the moment the land entered the cottage.

"Star Lord...you?" Tu Di looked at Wenqu Xingjun in front of him with a confused look on his face.

Wenqu Xingjun sighed: "It's a long story... it's all because of a damn rabbit, it may be a damn dog. Anyway... it's okay if you don't say it. Today's matters are not allowed to be told to the public!"

Speaking of the back, Wen Quxing looked serious, but the next moment he turned his face twisted, his muscles tensed, and with a bang, something was shot out.

The land was induced and could no longer hold it in. He hurried over, took off his pants and squatted down, and then vented hard.

At this moment, Tudi finally understood the meaning of the rabbit, cucumber, which could indeed guide him to find Wenqu Xingjun...but the place where he met was really fucked...

"Why are you here too?" Wen Quxing wondered.

The land said indescribably: "Hey, it's because of the rabbit. Where are the three of them?"

Wen Quxing shook his head. He was too lazy to say anything to these three fools now... He had seen a fool who fell into the trap, and he had never seen a fool who fell into the trap for the consecutive time!

At the same time, Long Huai arrived at the Medicine King Hall, but unfortunately, there was no antidote at the Medicine King Hall. In the words of the Medicine King, "This is not a poison, just pull it. What antidote is needed? Where can I get the idleness to get the antidote? Is it really worth the time to be a Medicine King?"

So Wenquxing squatted in the toilet for a day and a night...

The next morning, Wen Quxing walked out of the toilet, glanced at his vegetable garden, and shouted to the sky and cursed: "The dead rabbit hits it!!!"

"Ah snee!" The rabbit wiped the oil from his mouth and said, "Who is scolding me?"

Wu Gang threw away the chicken legs in his hand and said, "I don't know... Rabbit, don't just make meat next time, you can go to the kitchen too. Make some oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, and eat dried meat, which will easily get greasy..."

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "You really think I was stealing? Am I such a rabbit? You even encouraged me to steal oil, salt, sauce and vinegar. It's too much!"

"Bah! These rabbits, like oily chickens, are definitely not wild. They raise them, and they don't steal them. Could it be that they gave them to you?" Wu Gang didn't believe it.

Qin Shou burped and said, "How about the bet? If I stole this, I will help you steal more, and add oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and chili. But, if it wasn't stole, what would you do?"

Wu Gang smiled and said, "Okay! As long as you didn't steal, I will pass on your magical powers!"

"What magical power? Is it easy to use?" Qin Shou's eyes lit up.

Wu Gang said: "I don't have a name, but it's very useful. Do you learn it?"

Qin Shou immediately said: "Learn!"

Wu Gang asked suspiciously: "Didn't you really steal it?"

Qin Shou nodded obediently and cutely, "Of course, those were all blackmailed by me halfway."

Wu Gang: “…”

Qin Shou said: "How about it? Where is the magical power?"

Wu Gang thought for a while and said, "Come here, I will teach you the mantra. This magical power is not very powerful, just understand it yourself."

Qin Shou leaned over and Wu Gang whispered something. The next moment, Wu Gang ran away with an axe, leaving the rabbit standing in place and messy in the wind. After a while, the rabbit cursed at the sky: "Fuck Wu Gang! What kind of shit is this? Do you pee in the wind for three miles? mmp!"

Wu Gang's voice came from a distance: "Rabbit, this magical power is very powerful, it depends on your understanding. Ahhaha..."

"Get out!" Qin Shou cursed and chased after him.

After making a fuss for a while, Wu Gang leaned under the Osmanthus Tree King and looked at Qin Shou with a smile and said, "Rabbit, you came to me today not only to treat me to a meal, right?"

Qin Shou shook his head and said, "I am so worried... I have lost weight."

Wu Gang gave him a blank look, pinched the fat meat on the rabbit's belly and said, "I'm indeed thin, I'm skinny and bone-filled. What's the matter?"

Qin Shou took out a cucumber from the Black Demon God box, bit it, and said, "I have made a lot of fruits and seedlings, but there is no water on the moon, so planting is a problem. In addition, these things are not from the right origin, so it is hard for me to give them to Chang'e. Alas? Alas! I'm talking to you, can you respect me? Don't drool at me?"

"Who is drooling at you? Is there any cucumber? Give me one! It's been so many years, I almost forgot what it smells like." Wu Gang wiped his saliva.

Qin Shou was not stingy and threw one to Wu Gang. Wu Gang bit off half of it, feeling the fragrance and coolness in his mouth, Wu Gang said: "What you are talking about is very simple."

"How simple?" Qin Shou asked.

Wu Gang stretched out his hand, hooked his finger, and said another meaning.

Qin Shou immediately threw one over, Wu Gang ate it all in two bites and continued to ask for it.

Qin Shou simply gave him ten cucumbers and asked, "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up! If you don't say it, these are the last ten, so don't even think about eating them in the future!"

Wu Gang smiled and said, "Seed, you just said I gave it to me, this water... Didn't I just teach you to pee in the wind for three miles?"

"Get out! Do you think I am a fountain or a faucet? You stand there urinating on the vegetable field every day. Don't say whether I have time or not, I don't have that much urine if I have time! Besides, I really pee, you have to stutter?" Qin Shou cursed.

Wu Gang laughed and said, "You rabbit have a bad understanding. Didn't I tell you? That's not an ordinary magical power. This magical power is not the water that really makes you pee. Otherwise, just your small body can you have, how much urine can you pee three miles apart?"

Qin Shou was stunned and calculated with his well-developed brain. Even if the three-kilometer urine is thinner and dotted together, it will be a lot... He really can't pee at this level.

Wu Gang said: "This magical power is actually a magical power to mobilize the water of the world and rivers, but it was changed to the outlet by an unscrupulous bastard, and it turned out like this."

"Uh... can you change the water outlet? I can't eat this water outlet..." Qin Shou said with a wry smile.

Wu Gang thought for a while and said, "It's not impossible, but I have to think about it. This is not an ordinary water condensation spell, but a mobilization of the water of the world and rivers. This magical power involves a very profound Tao. After a while, I'll tell you."

"A word is certain!" Qin Shou was afraid that Wu Gang would regret it, so he shouted immediately.

Wu Gang sighed, "It's a big project to change the magical powers, it's a big project. I'm going to work hard. In the past few days, you'll serve me delicious food and drink, maybe you can think faster."
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