Chapter 296: Sacrifice for Humanity Again
Since it is related to chicken prostitution, it will explain why the kidney first shows water properties.
I'll go! It turns out that the chicken prostitute is not bragging. He is really very, very awesome. I want to take the chicken prostitute as my teacher, I want to mate...
Li Qi shouted in his heart.
Once upon a time, no, he always thought that chicken prostitutes were the most unreliable ministers. He could not throw his son who had just been born into the lake. It was impossible for ordinary people to do this. But now it seems that chicken prostitutes are the most reliable ministers. Everything that chicken prostitutes do seems to be a rebellious person, but he can always achieve great success and is simply a surprise maker.
If a man can reach the state of prostitution, then what else can he ask for?
In fact, the most difficult thing in being a human being is willfulness. Generally speaking, willfulness always has to pay a price, while a chicken prostitute has always been willful and has never stopped. However, his willfulness not only will not pay a price, but willfulness can always get huge rewards. This is really unreasonable!
Li Qi asked again: "Later!Later!"
Nong's expression calmed down and sighed, "But I'm not very interested in mating. I can't think of chicken prostitutes. I mate every day. Not long after, I didn't want to learn anymore, and then I left Yan County."
Li Qi sighed and said, "You really don't want to be motivated!"
"I didn't want to be motivated." Nong Yiben said seriously: "Later, I learned a set of practice from the mating method of chicken prostitutes, which was very useful to me."
"What?"
Li Qi cried to death. If he was just a chicken prostitute, he would have accepted it. In fact, he would have recognized it long ago, but he didn't expect that the farmer could understand it. This is really a shame for his self-esteem.
Nong Hehehe said: "In fact, the mating method of chicken prostitutes is to let everything I forget into mating, thus reaching a state of selflessness. Once you reach this state, you can clearly feel every part of your body. Although I don't like mating, I like eating very much, so I use the mating method of chicken prostitutes to eat, forget everything, and devote myself to eating, eating and practicing, and I didn't expect it to be possible."
Li Qi was already stunned when he heard this. It was such a big deal. This is OK. Is it because I am too stupid or everyone here is genius? Why can't I understand what they said at all?
Li Qi, who was confident, at this moment, his confidence and self-esteem were broken by the Nong.
It's unreasonable! It's really unreasonable! I'm smarter than them. They can understand it without reason, but I can't. I'll try it later. I can eat as much as I can. I should be able to eat it myself. Li Qi thought secretly, and then he asked the Nong about the situation of the crystal belly.
Because the Nong has been running around and traveling all over the China Alliance recently, Li Qi has not seen Nong for a long time and has no idea about his situation at all, and his crystal belly has undergone such a major change.
The Nong also explained to Li Qi one by one.
In fact, the effect of crystal belly is much greater than that Li Qi saw. Even if spicy strips cause heat, they cannot react so quickly. This is because crystal belly can immediately show the toxicity, medicinal properties, and the impact of food on the body. This can be very awesome, because the effect can be seen immediately and the right medicine can be immediately prescribed. Not only that, crystal belly can also delay and reduce toxicity. In short, it is a bug.
In addition, the farmers have also equipped hundreds of drugs, which are mainly tonics. Unlike previous research drugs, the past drugs were targeted at toxicity and diseases, because at that time, crystal belly could only show medicinal properties and toxicity, but could not reflect the body's functions. For example, if the constitution is weak, crystal belly cannot react. However, with the Yin and Yang and Five Elements, we can accurately know which medicine is tonic and where it needs to be supplemented. The five elements are connected and can be very targeted.
Among them, a large number of tonics are mainly used to nourish the kidney, because the kidney was the first to show its attributes.
Li Qi was very embarrassed about this because he needed to replenish everything, but he did not need to replenish the kidneys. He came to this world and had not yet walked through the kidneys. The kidneys have always been in a leisurely state and are very full.
After chatting for a while, Li Qi suddenly thought that Han Ying and the others were still there, and the key was that Yu'er and the others had just arrived here, so he hurriedly walked back.
"Huh? What are they doing?"
When they returned there, Li Qi suddenly found Han Ying, Xi Wu, Leng Yue sisters and Lao Tong stood in a row and looked in front silently.
He walked up quietly and looked forward. He saw a group of cute kids of several years old, surrounded by a pile of fruits, thinking, what's so good about this. He couldn't help but ask Hanying: "Why didn't you see Yu'er?"
Han Ying just raised her head slightly.
Li Qi looked forward again and suddenly saw a big white rabbit jumping out of the pile of fruits. The cute babies immediately patted their little palms and cheered for it.
But the big white rabbit was yelling at the cute babies in a fierce and cute way, but it looked even more cute. Not only were the cute babies not afraid, they rushed forward and wanted to hug the big white rabbit. The big white rabbit was rushing around. The cute babies didn't give up and insisted on hugging the cute big white rabbit.
Suddenly, the big white rabbit transformed and saw a beautiful girl with an extremely attractive figure gasping slightly. The pair of e-ripped and undulating, and their shiny big eyes glared at the cute kids.
The cute kids looked up at the beautiful girl, stunned for a moment, suddenly screamed in fear, turned around and fled wildly, and in the blink of an eye, they disappeared without a trace. The cute kids of this era ran no slower than Li Qi.
"I'm so angry."
Yu'er suddenly turned around, pointed at Han Ying and other demons watching in the distance, and said, "Why don't you come to help me?"
Leng Yue, in the black panther posture, stretched her feet forward, and said lazyly: "It's boring to stand here and wait for Li Qi. Watching those little kids make fun of you is at least more interesting than standing here stupidly."
Wow! You are so loyal! Li Qi looked at Leng Yue in surprise, but what surprised him even more was that Mingyue and Xiwu nodded silently.
Only Han Ying lowered her head and sighed.
Yu'er said anxiously: "This is unfair, why don't they tease you?"
Leng Yue raised her head and said thoughtfully: "I think it's because we are not as cute as you."
Yu'er nodded and said, "That's right, okay, I will forgive you this time."
Seeing that the word "big and brainless" should have originated from Yu'er. Li Qi suddenly felt cold sweat, coughed lightly, and walked forward and said, "I think that scene just now is actually very meaningful. Here you should become a erotic posture, so that you can better integrate into our China Alliance."
The Leng Yue and his sisters looked at each other and then immediately turned into a state of spirit. After all, Yu'er had already taught them a vivid lesson just now.
They followed Li Qi to the administrative center in Washington again.
When we arrived at the administrative center, everyone was excited when they saw Li Qi coming back and immediately surrounded him.
"Chief, when did you come back?"
"Chief, is everything going well?"
"Chief, are you back from the Speedy Vulture?"
......
They kept asking questions, but Li Qi kept saying a word, his face became more and more ugly until he rumbling, "Chief, I miss you."
Li Qi finally couldn't bear it anymore, so he turned around and slapped the back of the rumbling head, "Idiot, I'm here."
"Ouch!"
Rumble shouted in pain, turned around again, looked at Li Qi with grievance, and said, "Chief, why did you hit me?"
"Why did I hit you?"
Li Qi said excitedly: "You said you miss me, but you tm pointed the back of your head at the back of my head. What kind of thinking is this! And you stupid pigs, I don't object to you borrowing my name to see the reality of beauty. This is human nature, and I can understand it. But you have some technical content at least, you must at least use your brain. What do you come back from being a speed vulture? If I don't sit the speed vulture, can I fly back with wings! Don't say that I am your chief in the future, it's really embarrassing my face. Even picking up girls is so ugly. Get out! Get out of here!"
When they saw Li Qi getting angry, they immediately ran away with a whistle.
It turned out that they were not excited to see Li Qi back, but to see the four beauties behind Li Qi, especially Yu'er. The pair of e is really the best in the China League.
As the crowd dispersed, they saw four banshees, Yu'er, Xiwu, Leng Yue and Mingyue, standing in the middle. They were all very depressed, and anyone who was watched would be unhappy.
Why did Li Qi dare to say this in person? They didn’t understand human language yet.
Yu'er suddenly asked, "Why do you humans stare at us?"
It's all your fault. It's so big. Actually, I'm watching it, but you haven't discovered it. Li Qi smiled and said, "It's all my fault. I didn't take them out to see the world. They have only seen Han Ying, a banshee, but Han Ying is not as sweet and cute as you, pure and charming. I blame me, I blame me."
Han Ying just glanced at Li Qi a little bit. She didn't care much about her appearance.
Yu'er hurriedly said, "You can't blame you for this. If you want to blame, you can only blame me for being too cute. Alas..."
Li Qi was secretly happy, this trick was really useful.
Leng Yue smiled and said, "Li Qi, I didn't expect you to learn my tricks so quickly."
"Well...."
"What's the meaning?"
Yu'er said curiously.
Li Qi coughed lightly and quickly changed the topic and said, "I'll ask someone to arrange your accommodation." As he said that, he said to Lao Tong: "Lao Tong, please arrange their accommodation."
The old general was stunned for a moment and asked, "I wonder where the chief wants to arrange them?"
This is really a problem. All four of them are so beautiful, they are simply a beauty. If they were arranged in an ordinary residential area, then they would definitely be unmotivated. Instead of letting them harm everyone, it would be better to let them harm me alone. Oh... who made me the chief? I have sacrificed so much for humanity, and I don’t care about this time. Li Qi said: “Let’s arrange for them to live with me.”
Of course, Li Qi didn't let them sleep on the same bed with him, it wasn't that he didn't want to sacrifice, but there was no such a big bed. Even if there was such a big bed, there was not such a big house, and it had to be built slowly in the future. Although the room was small, Li Qi lived in a separate place, with three rooms, one bedroom, one office, and one lounge. Li Qi could only convert the lounge and office into their bedrooms.
"Ah? You are the chieftain, why do you live in such a small room?"
Yu'er was extremely surprised to see Li Qi's simple single room.
They have seen the world. No big chief lives like Li Qi. He lives like ordinary citizens and is even simpler. After all, Li Qi is now a single dog.
Li Qi looked at Han Ying and said, "Have you explained the system of our China Alliance to them clearly?"
Han Ying said: "I explained it clearly."
Li Qi said curiously: "Why...?"
Chapter completed!