Chapter eight hundred and twenty first heartless monkey
Duke returned to Qijue City on the clouds and hadn't been home for nearly a year. Snake Ji thought that he was with a few friends, so he would not give him a good look. Duke coaxed a few sweet words, and Snake Ji was happy when she listened to it, complaining that Duke was dismissed and never cared about his family business.
Duke really didn't care much. With his personality, it doesn't matter whether there is this city or not. It's just that Snake Ji likes to manage it and goes with her.
That night, Duke took out the scorpion tail he had seized and thought about refining it into a magic weapon.
In the past, the Buddha made a lot of remarks, and many monsters went to listen to his preaching, and the Scorpion Spirit also went. She had high self-control and had a strong magic power. She grabbed a seat in the front place. Tathagata was displeased, so he raised his hand and wanted to push her out of the door.
The Scorpion Sperm is also a person who is not afraid of trouble. He turned around and gave the Buddha a butt, and the horse-poisoned stake made the Buddha feel unbearable.
Then there was Sun Wukong. He stole countless peaches and elixirs 500 years ago. He krypton gold krypton produced an indestructible body, which was invulnerable to swords and guns, and was invaded by water and fire. The monkey skin was so beautiful that it had not been beaten to death, and it was only because of this copper-headed iron bone. Unfortunately, the poisonous stake of the horse was like a golden nemesis. Even if the monkey's head was iron-headed, it was still thrust into a chirping.
The poisonous stake of the horse is average and is not worth mentioning to those with great powers. The monkey will get better after sleeping, but the accompanying pain is too painful for the Buddha.
After thinking about it, Duke transformed it into a short sword, which was secondly toxic, and was specially used to break the human golden body. Snake Girl couldn't let go of her and begged Duke to take it to defend herself. She had many treasures made by Duke, but she just liked fresh things.
Snake Ji's cultivation is terrible. Not to mention facing Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, she can't beat even if she is a white dragon horse. The short sword is not as good as the top, and Snake Ji takes it just right. Duke originally wanted to take out the Three Lights Divine Water for her, but she was too slow and could not control it even if she gave it to her.
Snake Ji got the new toy and tried her best to please Duke that night. The two of them lingered in love with each other...48 hours.
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Besides, Tang Monk and his group, Sun Wukong was injured by Duke's Dharma body, and the golden cudgel was punched out again. He found the Buddha Tathagata and fell to his face, lying at the gate of the Great Leiyin Temple and refused to leave. He said that if he did not repair the golden cudgel, he would not have obtained the scriptures. He demolished the door plaque of the Leiyin Temple and hung it on Huaguo Mountain to be his mountain king.
The Buddha Tathagata had no choice but to order people to take the copper from the Shoushan Mountain and the essence of the North Sea, and send it to the Taishang Laojun with the golden hoop to return to the furnace. After the golden hoop was reshaped, the Buddha personally consecrated it and added some golden light of merit.
The golden cudgel was tossed by the two bigwigs and became even more flashy than before. The monkey left happily after getting the benefits. A few days later, he returned to Daleiyin Temple. It was not because of the quality issue, but because of the after-sales service, but because of the real and fake Monkey King.
The two monkeys were on the verge of the Lingshan Mountain and asked the Tathagata to distinguish the true and false. The Tathagata immediately raised the price of the monkey and told the story of the four monkeys living in the world.
The first is the Lingming Stone Monkey, who is versatile, knows the heaven and the time, knows the right place, and changes stars and fights; the second is the Six-Eared Mimama, who is good at listening to the sound, can observe the principles, and knows the front and back, and all things are clear; the third is the Zhiming Ape Monkey, who takes the sun and the moon, shrinks thousands of mountains, distinguishes good fortune and fault, and moistens the universe; the fourth is the Red-butt Horse Monkey, who knows yin and yang, knows people and things, is good at entering and leaving, avoids death and prolongs life.
Tathagata praised the monkeys too high. For example, Sun Wukong, who was born in Lingming Stone Monkey, could not recognize the heavens or the place before seeking enlightenment and becoming an immortal. It was nonsense to move stars and fight. There were also the red-butt horse monkey and Tongbo Ape Monkey. There were several on Huaguo Mountain. When Sun Wukong was the mountain king in his early years, he also granted two red-butt horse monkeys and two Tongbo Ape Monkeys to become generals and commanded the monkeys and monkeys under his command.
Tathagata had a big fist, and he would say whatever he said. The six-eared macaque was carried in the Great Leiyin Temple. He was recognized as his true body and could not run away. Tathagata took out a magic weapon and bowl to cover him. After revealing the prototype, he was beaten by Sun Wukong with a stick and his brain burst.
Tathagata felt very distressed. A good Buddhist guardian was gone, so he asked the monkey to get out quickly.
Sun Wukong recently pointed his back, first being beaten by Duke, and then he met a six-eared macaque who pretended to be him. He only felt that his daughter's country was poisonous. After returning to Tang Monk, he dragged the white dragon horse and drove Zhu Bajie, and accelerated to leave his daughter's country's territory.
Duke also went that day, because he was afraid that Zhu Bajie would peek at the king's sister to take a bath!
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Spring goes and autumn comes!
The Bull Demon King came to Qijue City to write an IOU to get a job. Snake Ji ordered that no one was allowed to give him convenience. The little demons dared not ignore him, and it was difficult for them to offend the Bull Demon King, so they secretly reported to Duke.
Duke smiled and kept the account of Bull Demon King on his head. After the old bull had eaten a big prostitute for half a month, he told him that Tang Seng and his party were about to arrive in Flame Mountain.
When the old cow heard this, he became anxious on the spot. Princess Iron Fan holds a grudge against the monkey because of the Red Boy. Now that the monkey passes by, Princess Iron Fan will not give up.
Old Niu knew the monkey's temper, and he was just a careless person. When he was stunned, he would not care that Princess Iron Fan was his sister-in-law. With a stick, the Red Boy would lose her mother. He was dressed neatly and rode the Golden Eye Beast to say goodbye to Duke, and rushed back to the Pipa Cave of Cuiyun Mountain.
Sun Wukong did not disappoint Lao Niu. He was indeed a careless person who could not speak good things. If he went to Guanyin to bring Red Boy and Princess Iron Fan to relieve the pain of family affection, he might have borrowed the banana fan. But he only chose the offensive words that Princess Iron Fan was angry with him and chopped up her sword without saying a word.
Princess Iron Fan was not Sun Wukong's opponent. After three or five moves, she was defeated and took out the banana fan and sent the monkey to Mount Sumeru tens of thousands of miles away. Sun Wukong asked for a wind elixir at Lingji Bodhisattva. The banana fan was useless now, and Princess Iron Fan had no choice but to him, so she closed the mountain gate and ignored it.
Sun Wukong is so decisive. If he says something nice and obedient, he will not help but go to the Bull Demon King to admit his mistake, and there will be room for turnaround. But he was smart and turned into a small insect and jumped into the water cup and penetrated into Princess Iron Fan's belly.
It was a coincidence that the Bull Demon King hurried to the Pipa Cave in Cuiyun Mountain. Before he could open Princess Iron Fan's boudoir, he heard the monkey's shouting.
"Sister-in-law, open your mouth quickly. My grandson is coming out!"
The old cow was so angry that his corpse was furious. He blew up his teeth and kicked open the door of the boudoir. Although the matter was not what he thought, when he saw the monkey bullying his wife, he still picked up the mixed iron stick and beat the monkey into a ball.
The old cow worked day and night in Qijue City. It was his weak feet. After fighting with the monkey for 300 rounds, the Iron Fan Princess raised her sword to support her, and then... the monkey gained the upper hand even more.
If things have developed to this extent, if Sun Wukong still wants to borrow a banana fan, it would be a damn thing.
The Bull Demon King was sore and his hands were numb. He took Princess Iron Fan back to Pipa Cave and took a rest for a while before he recovered. It happened that Tang Seng saw Sun Wukong not going back for a long time, so he asked Zhu Bajie to chase him over and take a look. The two brothers broke the mountain gate and started fighting with the Bull Demon King again.
The Bull Demon King was furious and took out his ability to do the world and turned into a big white bull that was eight hundred years tall and more than one thousand feet long from beginning to end. As the leader of the seven great saints, he called himself the Great Saint of Pingtian. The monsters in the four seas were willing to give him face, but he still had his own strength, and Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie could not do anything to him at all.
Perhaps it was a coincidence or perhaps it was another reason. A group of gods in the heavenly court suddenly jumped out of the grass, surrounding Cuiyun Mountain. Later, the four Buddhist Vajras came to subdue demons and eliminate demons according to the decrees of the Tathagata.
Under the net of heaven and earth, the old bull had no way to heaven and no door, and showed his own body and caused endless demonic clouds to stir up. He fought alone in the Buddhist temple of Heaven, showing his great demonic style. Duke noticed the old bull's monstrous demonic aura in Qijue Mountain.
The momentum came and went quickly. After making a big fist, the Bull Demon King began to release water appropriately. He wandered around the heavenly court and Buddhism for a while, and ran into the heavenly net formation. The third prince of Nezha sacrificed the demon-slaying sword and cut off more than ten heads of Bull Demon King in a row. All of them were grown again by the old cow. Although the gods all over the sky surrounded him, none of them could kill him.
Duke came to the vicinity and shook his head repeatedly when he saw the swords of the third prince of Nezha seemed to be deliberately showing off. Duke had to sigh that the old bull was in a good manner and had made friends with Lingxiao Palace.
Afterwards, the third prince of Nezha took out the Wind Turbine and burned Lao Niu to surrender, and the battle came to an end.
Princess Iron Fan handed over the banana fan to extinguish the fire in the Flame Mountain. The third prince of Nezha and other heavenly generals tied the old cow to the Jade Emperor to report their duties. Three or five days later, Lao cow returned and appointed an unknown third-rate general to control the order of the human world for the heavenly court.
The position is not high, but Lao Niu is very satisfied. He is still better than the emperor after entering the position!
As for Sun Wukong, he passed the Flame Mountain to complete the problem, but it also ruined the friendship between Lao Niu. The other brothers have been unwilling to interact with him since then.
Chapter completed!