Chapter 450: Key Universities and Mountain Patrol Demons
The boys in the class are so unbearable that the girls can’t bear to look at them!
One by one, one with a crooked and one with a big and three thick voice, one with a loud voice, one with a guest appearance on the court, one with a garlic head, a nose and a cross-eye, a sausage, a big mouth and a pork waist, and a beard with a beard and a eyebrows.
Those who look a little like a woman are either weak and sickly or have incurable symptoms!
I won’t talk about my weakness and illness. I took a long vacation to the hospital every few days. Either I vomited blood from above or vomited blood from below. A total of 30 days of bleeding in a month is very fierce!
Those who suffer from incurable diseases are very serious, such as congenital heart disease and leukemia. I feel embarrassed to say that I am sick here. Level 10 tuberculosis and level 9 disability must be low-key.
But these girls are all very literary and feminist, and they don’t deal with straight men and prodigal people every day. They like to read and wear Qingwen, and they yell that women have half of the sky, want to have a harem and look at the prime.
This school is a bit weird!
Fortunately, Duke's dormitory was quite normal, and the other three were all in the type that was not bad on the surface, such as the student president, Hong Yi, the real academic master; Li Qiang, who vowed to become a business oligarch; and Wang Mang, who liked to study ancient books on his upper bunk.
I just entered the school for less than a month, but I heard that many alumni were beaten to pieces on Mount Tai and were smashed.
Immediately afterwards, the future business tycoon Li Qiang dropped out of school and said he had gone to set up a stall. The real academic master went out to buy midnight snacks on a stormy night, but he never became a missing person all night.
At this moment, Duke and Wang Mang were all left in the dormitory.
But the disaster never came alone. Wang Mang's classmate ggled two days ago. It is said that he participated in a book signing and selling activity by a well-known writer. As a result, thunder suddenly fell in the open-air square, and he was found among thousands of people.
Wow, this probability is smaller than buying a lottery ticket!
By the way, the famous writer is Han Li. This man is best at writing long fairy tale novels and is very beautiful.
Afterwards, Duke called Li Qiang's cell phone, but was told that the owner was not in the service area.
Duke insisted that the dormitory must have been cursed, and for the sake of his life, he resolutely moved out.
Just today, he stayed up late to play games, just finished a bucket of instant noodles, and was about to relax and go to take a shower and go to bed. He brought his headphones, laid toilet paper on the table, and clicked on more than a dozen subfolders in a row, and finally reached his goal tonight: Teacher xx teaches you to speak neon language.
When the video opens, the first thing that catches your eye is the bright red font ‘fbi warning’.
Duke's face suddenly became serious, because this was a modern war science and education film that used neon language to interpret infantry combat in detail. He had to consider such a rigorous textbook throughout the process and could not easily use fast forward.
However, when the fierce teaching and science film was halfway through Duke's face, a pop-up suddenly popped up.
"Do you think about the meaning of life? Do you want to really... live?"
Duke: "…"
The boiling blood was cold, Duke put down the toilet paper in his hand and looked at the pop-up window on the screen with a more serious look. The bloody yesno made him speechless for a long time and lit a cigarette tremblingly.
Which one is better to choose?
It was not until a pack of cigarettes was finished and the last cigarette was burned to his fingers that Duke gritted his teeth and used his mouse to hit the yes option hard.
A thunder sounded from outside the window, strong winds and heavy rains, Duke was startled, and then turned back and the option box on the screen had disappeared. Instead, it was a rotation of gray vortex, and the dark hole in the center seemed to ingest the human soul. A standard progress bar with a "travel is about to begin" grew rapidly to 100%!
Then, a dazzling light suddenly burst out from the screen. Two warriors in golden armor, holding supreme magic weapons, staring at Duke on the left and right.
"Good Dazha, I'm a Zhazhahui!"
"Get big clamped, I'll lick it!"
"Welcome to the limp man Yue, brothers, let's work together!"
Duke: "…"
The ashtray cracked the screen, Zha Zha Hui and the licked the licks the black screen, Duke fell on the bed, covered his head and fell asleep. In his sleep, yesno was still lingering in his ears...
...
The Dukes looked at the newcomer speechlessly, and they complained a lot. Which one should I spit it out?
"What's that? Time Traveler University's 211 key project?"
"I seemed to see a big swath of sails, green hats... no, green flags are planted in the world!"
"Follow the girls channel!"
"You didn't even make no?"
"Working with three big guys day and night, you actually used playing games to cultivate your relationship. The academic performance of a real student plummeted in the last few months, and you have to take the blame."
"Didn't you have a deep understanding of the Jiulong Coffin?"
After exchanging memories, the newcomer Duke complained and was still thinking about yesno: "If I hadn't come here, would I go to the main god space?"
"Stop making trouble, what's the best place for the main god space? Life and death, freedom are all up to you. Maybe you will meet a black-hearted man and then be killed by plotting."
"Hey, is anyone listening to what I just said? Kowloon pulls the coffin to learn about it! After you go out, go to Mars first, and maybe you can take the last bus."
"Impossible! No matter how you look at it, the focus of that world is not on the Jiulong coffin..."
Dukes chirped and quarreled, and Duke, the bird-headed monster who was left alone, came to Phoenix Duke in two steps in three steps. Looking at the majestic Phoenix Duke, his eyes were full of envy.
As a bird, the monster Duke is not so lucky, and it should be said that he has no good bloodline. After traveling through time, he possessed a black-backed hawk, which is so ordinary that it has no special features.
Although it turns into a bird, being able to live for a lifetime is equivalent to saving a life for nothing. Duke never complains. Besides, flying is the dream of every human being. He can fly freely in the sky, so what else can he be dissatisfied with!
Until that day, when he was free and flew past a beautiful mountain, he found that the mountain exuded a breath that made him feel comfortable. He was clear at the sight. Every time he took a breath, his muscles and bones became stronger, and even the black feathers became brighter.
Duke didn't care much, and fell into the forest and prepared to stay here. But before he could choose a new home, a flying sword slashed towards him like a gust of wind, and it was only a little bit short of his life.
When he was almost dead and still alive, he still dared to stay where he was. He immediately flapped his wings and flew into the sky. He looked down and saw a monk in white jumping out of the forest, holding a flying sword and cursing at him.
The general idea is, where did the monster birds come from and dare to be arrogant at their mountain gate?
Demon bird! Aura! Mountain gate!
Duke instantly understood that he had traveled to the world of cultivation. Now, the dream of immortality hidden deep in the hearts of every creature was ignited. He decided to pursue the great way of immortality. If the heaven and earth could not live together, it would be better to live a thousand years longer.
The most important thing is that it can transform!
Even if it is a salted fish, it can turn over with motivation, not to mention Duke, a time traveler with bird body and human heart.
After a life of sleeping in the wind and eating in the open, eating raw meat and drinking blood, he searched for famous mountains and rivers with spiritual energy during the day, and at night he relied on his instinct to suck the essence of the sun and the moon. Finally, Huang Tian lived up to his hard work and found a mountain with thin spiritual energy for him, and then... he was caught by the demon king on the mountain.
Giving a head for thousands of miles is light, and the gift is light and affection is heavy!
The demon king was about to stew Duke into wine. When he heard him speak, he learned that he had suffered a few times. He thought he was a good ingredient, so he spared his life and became a mountain patrol demon.
From the demon king, Duke learned that their demon clan had seven great demon kings and was called the seven great saints of the demon clan!
Journey to the West!?
Duke: "…"
Ten years later, Duke finally became what he is now. It’s not a fault for not working hard. There is really no famous master’s guidance, and practice depends entirely on groping. The demon king is also half a bucket of water, and there is no nerve immortal technique. There is only a superficial demon cultivation technique, which he has done by himself.
Duke's ability to transform is already accumulating virtue from his ancestors.
Chapter completed!