Chapter 413 The reason why a man has two heads
"It turns out it is the world after ascension, you didn't say it earlier!" Dukes blamed.
"Didn't I keep talking about ascending after ascending after ascending?" Duke, who was in the world of martial arts fusion, said speechlessly, his feelings are still his.
"Who told you not to explain it clearly."
"I'm so embarrassed if I didn't say it clearly." Duke, who was in the world of martial arts, complained and suddenly changed his face: "It's not the time to talk about this. I'm very dangerous now and may be burping at any time. What should I do?"
"I can't help you. After ascension, the force value is so high, anyone who goes there will have to lie down!"
"You can't say that. Be a low-key person and you can turn over when the protagonist gets boring."
"How long can you wait? Thousands of years or tens of thousands of years? With this time, we have risen to hold our thighs!" The Dukes held their hearts that were all about me and discussed it. Finally, they agreed that Duke, who is in the great fusion of martial arts world, had no other way out except hugging his thighs.
"But... I'm sorry to hold my thighs!" Duke in the martial arts world was a little confused.
"Anyway, I'm holding my own thighs, what's the shame of being embarrassed about!"
"That's right, I'm relying on myself, but not on others." Dukes are crazy about the idea of salted fish.
"It seems to make sense to say this. I have become stronger by myself... That's why I said this!" Duke, who is in the world of martial arts, was so angry that he pointed to rows of salted fish and scolded: "You group of salted fish who are not enterprising, those who practice martial arts should attach importance to martial ethics, uphold the spirit of self-improvement, and climb to the top without fear of hardships and dangers. Look, I have to reach the top by myself!"
"What's the difference? To put it bluntly, it's up to you. It's not all the same."
"It's just pretentious to be a fool!"
"Idiot, don't say that, it's good to be self-improvement! I seemed to see a rising golden thigh. I made an appointment at the base of my legs, so don't snatch it with me."
"Stop making trouble, there are pendants at the base of his legs long ago." The Dukes chirped, without any shame as a salted fish.
Duke, who is a martial arts world, put his hands on his hands, put his head up 45 degrees, and looked down at him with disdain: "MD, a group of slaughter who are just chasing the crowd, and they are one with you, which really makes me shame."
"Hey, who is that, don't make your look. I've updated it. Today is Duke VS Steel Witch, do you want to see it?" Heroes came from the crowd.
"Oh, here it comes." Duke, who was in the martial arts world, leaned over obediently.
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————
The world of Naruto!
The country of water, the hidden village of fog, and the land of the Zhaomei family.
Since Shoumimei became the Five Dynasties, the family of the Shoumi family has expanded a lot. In front of Shoumimei's yard, a small artificial lake was dug. A small wooden bridge leads to the center of the lake. There is a pavilion at the center of the lake, which is particularly elegant.
The small lake is not large in size, and at most it can raise goldfish, but this is not a good sign, which indicates that the Five Dynasties of Water Shadow has begun to corrupt.
The night was cool, the breeze blew by, the lake was sparkling, and the swaying moonlight shone out the light in the houses on the shore. Inside the house, Duke and Komimei sat each other and gradually became blurred with a pink blur.
The ripples of the eyes of Shinmei Ming swept open, the red lips were slightly pursed, the water shadow uniform was shaped like an S-shaped, and the black silk long legs were worth a shot!
There is no nonsense like "I just hug me and don't kiss me, I just kiss me and don't touch me, I just rub it..." Duke, as a man who is proficient in thousands of postures and masters a hundred kinds of scoring skills, can't tell what Zhao Meiming means.
Spring is here, and it is the mating season again!
The two knew each other's depth and length, but when they had a disagreement, they immediately fired. Zhao Meiming lifted the small fabric and pressed down. Duke was small and tall and raised his head.
Sword shoes and sheaths! Two muffled groans!
The following plot is not described in detail because book friends don’t like to read it.
...
After the matter was finished, Zhao Meiming stood up to cleanse, while Duke entered the sage mode, his thinking diverged, and began to think about why people live? What is the meaning of life? Is the origin and end of the universe really a cycle of reincarnation...
This is a transcendent state that can only be understood but not expressed in words. The whole body and mind enter the level of no desires and no desires, so that one's own spiritual awareness can be sublimated.
When you are in this state, you will make absolutely calm and objective judgments about things, which is comparable to the great way of not fighting, and the heaven and earth are inaction! It is mysterious and mysterious, and it is indescribable. It is the supreme state of Taoism's pursuit of the unity of man and nature.
The body and mind are relaxed, without desires and demands, and the thoughts are at the state of no self or other. The mind is peaceful and fair, and all things in the world are treated equally, just like a saint, treating all things as straw dogs.
Yes, Duke is Hongjun at this time!
What? You ask which one is better than the sage mode or the immortal mode?
Stop funny, the trash in the immortal mode has already quit the group by himself!
After cleaning up, Shoumeimei found a comfortable position to lie in Duke's arms. After squirting the hole, the young lady was still very satisfied, so she said affectionately: "If one day a woman who appears is gentle, considerate, understanding and loves you, will you still love me so much?"
"There is anyone who can be more lewd than you?"
"so what?"
"Of course I love you!"
Terumi Mimi was secretly happy inside, and arched in Duke's arms, his eyes squirmed and said, "Why, am I that good?"
Duke traveled nine days away from the soul, and couldn't speak, and said directly: "Of course, because you have a big breast."
Terumi Mitsuki: "…"
With a clang, Duke was kicked under the bed.
Knowing that things were bad, Duke immediately climbed onto the bed, hugged Tomimi-ming and began to do something. The sweet words didn't work at this time. There was nothing that could not be solved by a single shot. If there was... then a few more shots.
So the war rekindled, Duke scored twice, hat trick, and a big four-game!
The plot here is skipped. Because the content may cause physical discomfort among book friends, foaming at the mouth, soreness and weakness, I will not explain in detail.
There is a saying that goes, if you love someone, fill her up. If you fill it up and overflow it, it is definitely true love. Men who can do this to such a level, congratulations, no woman can reject your love.
As expected, Duke first explained some truths in a simple and easy way, and then made a deep-rooted summary, and Zhao Meiming was filled with joy and was immersed in sleep.
My previous misconceptions were also forgotten and completely forgotten.
It’s not that Terumi Mimi is addicted to Erba and unwilling to extricate herself, but she knows very well that Duke doesn’t like petty women. Smart women will show their most perfect side to men, and when it’s time to give face, they must satisfy men’s vanity.
Of course, there is also the most important point. If you want to grasp a man's heart, you must first grasp his kidney. In short, it is a sex!
Zhao Meiming is a smart woman who knows the Samadhi of Controlling Husbands. On the surface, Duke is coaxing her, but in fact she is leading Duke away. Seeing her radiant appearance and full of energy in her body, she knows that she has applauded Duke a lot recently.
After a while, the two of them roared the gong and hugged each other for a while.
Terumi Mimi lay in Duke's arms and said lazily: "Recently, the family has started to arrange blind dates for me again and again, and it's useless for me to refuse again. I think what they said makes sense. Although I am Mizuki, women will have to take care of their husbands and children one day. It will be bad if they continue to drag on them, right?"
Duke felt a thrill when he heard this. Since Zhao Meiming reached the age of waiting to marry, he began to mutter to prepare for marriage. At first, he only mentioned a few words in a vague way, but now it is almost the rhythm of forced marriage.
Duke secretly underestimated himself. People who have not received nine-year compulsory education are superficial and can't wait to enter the grave at a young age. Isn't it good for everyone to be happy to have sex?
Seeing Duke pretending not to hear it, Tomimi couldn't help but feel angry. I took all the advantages for you, and I have also made them in one way or another. As a result, every time you mention getting married, you become cowardly. Do you want to eat it all and act like a hooligan?
"When will you get married?"
"It's not that I don't want to, it's really not suitable for the moment!" Duke looked worried: "Although there is no war in the ninja world, and the five major countries are harmonious, this is all appearance. The intrigues in secret have caused people's livelihood and suffering, and the straits are mostly suffering. There are even strong enemies hiding in the dark, waiting for opportunities to start a war and subvert peace in the ninja world. This is a critical moment of survival and death. How can I give up everyone because of my small family? Don't mention this matter again."
Duke spoke righteously and looked like he was worried about the world before his worries. If he were wearing clothes, it would probably be even more convincing.
Terumi Mimi sneered, reached out to hold Duke's vital point, and snatched it twice: "Hmph, what you said is better than what you did! Last time you told me the Five Principles of Peaceful Development, but it turned out to be all rude. I can't help but get away with it this time."
Duke suddenly took a breath of air, but he had never considered getting married. His eyes turned and pressed Tomimi under him again, intending to divert her attention.
Zhao Meiming was unrestrained and became a stream. Duke was very skilled in using his strengths to correct her weaknesses. When he saw a woman opening her mouth, he immediately lowered his head and leaned up.
"Woo----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The reason why men have two heads is to deal with this situation so as to block women's mouths.
Chapter completed!