Chapter 649 The Book of Shit and Urine
This time the heroes felt very relaxed when they took the mission, especially the heroes who ran away with buckets last night, all laughing and laughing. This time someone actually pushed the cart. Although it was a little smelly, at least someone could do it!
Soon after, he walked to the vicinity of Wu Youren's house. Tan Zhengwen thought that the car owner and his son would be afraid, so he planned to encourage them in time.
Tan Zhengwen said: "You two must know who is ahead, so don't be afraid..."
The owner of the car hurriedly said, "I don't know, I don't know, the villain knows nothing. Heroes, don't tell us the father and the father and the father and the father and the father and the father and the father and the father and the father and the father were coerced. Even if we were caught in the government, we would answer this way."
Tan Zhengwen laughed and said, "As the saying goes, money can make ghosts push. It seems that in our Chang'an City, money can make people push manure trucks!"
He saw that the car owner obviously knew what they were going to do. It was right to think about it. It happened yesterday. The neighbors around him would not know that the car owner had been snatched the barrel and the things were snatched, and that was even more so. But the car owner was unwilling to admit that because the car owner and his son could get money, and after the matter was done, they could also push the car and the barrel home without any losses and make a lot of money. This business is much more profitable than working hard to transport gold and water outside the city all day long.
Moreover, the government of the Dafang Empire is reasonable. At least in the capital, both Wannian County and Chang'an County are reasonable. If the car owner says he is coerced, he must be acquitted. At most, he just goes over and asks a few questions. As for Wu Youren, it is even more impossible to take revenge. If he is the Minister of Personnel to retaliate against a person who transports manure, then he should not do it, as the Minister of Personnel, and he will be thrown to death by just embarrassing people, so the owner is not afraid of scheming the accounts in the autumn.
Tan Zhengwen looked up and down at the car owner and felt that this person understood what was going on. Although he was a little greedy for money, it was easier to be called in because of his greed for money!
When he arrived outside Wu Youren's house, Tan Zhengwen waved his hand and a hero shouted in a rough voice: "Ha, grandpas are here again, the surname Wu, please prepare to pick you up!"
Tan Zhengwen pinched his nose and was thinking about how to write the four big words "Shi Yu Shangshu". He didn't want to write them by himself. It would be better to add some money to let the car owner and his son write it properly, but he couldn't find such a large pen. If he used a bucket to splash out the words, it would seem extremely difficult!
He was thinking, but suddenly he saw the Wu family gate slamming and it was opened. More than ten big men ran out of it, everyone was holding wooden sticks and shouting and came out of the yard!
Caught off guard, the most anxious hero. He just finished shouting one sentence, and before he could even shout the second sentence, a big man rushed out hit the head with a wooden stick. The hero stepped back and closed his head with a scream. Fortunately, he did not bleed, otherwise he would have fainted!
The incident happened so suddenly. Not only were the heroes shocked, but even Tan Zhengwen was shocked, and the car owner and father were even more shocked, but then they ran away and wanted to push the car away!
Tan Zhengwen grabbed the owner's arm and said, "Is it your ventilated letter? Well, it's impossible. You two go to the street first."
He let go of the car owner and looked forward. He saw that the big men rushed out of the yard had already rushed into the crowd of heroes. These big men were prepared and caught the heroes off guard. The heroes retreated one after another, and forgot to resist for a moment!
In the yard, Wu Youren stood in court, with a long hand towel wrapped around his head. He was still a little fever, but his fever had not completely subsided. His face was quite flushed, but his eyes were shining. He was surrounded by an old servant in the family, who was holding him. Both of them were watching the battle outside the yard!
It turned out that although Wu Youren was ill, after resting, he felt that things could not end like this. With Yang Ze's personality, he would never just want to humiliate himself. That was too pediatric. Yu Yangze's personality was inconsistent, so Yang Ze must have plans, so he had to be prepared and not let accidents happen again.
As for what kind of plan Yang Ze would have, Wu Youren was not a god, so he couldn't guess it, but he still took some precautions and asked his servants to buy back more than ten big men from the market, all of whom were tall and strong, which really cost him a lot of money. But Wu Youren also understood that this kind of thing could not be used to borrow external forces, and borrowing servants from other people's families would not work at all.
As the Minister of Personnel, it would be too simple to mobilize soldiers in the yamen or ask other ministers to borrow some servants for use. But this would mean that he would take the initiative to admit that his family was splashed with dirty things last night. It doesn't matter how others guess, but he couldn't take the initiative to admit.
Secondly, people who buy it from the market are more at ease. Those who buy it are all slaves. Although such a strong man will spend a lot of money, the life and death of the slave is in his control. If any slave dares to talk nonsense, then directly use the family method and fight it with one stroke and kill it. Therefore, it is best to use slaves.
Tonight, Wu Youren asked the newly bought slaves to wait in the yard with wooden sticks. If anything happened, these slaves could come in handy. The slaves were trained. Not only were they all strong, but they were gentle. As long as the master gave instructions, they would work hard and work like cows. Of course, if the slaves were not trained well, then no one would buy them. Wouldn't the slave trader lose money?
The slaves bought by Wu Youren were indeed obedient. If they were not allowed to sleep, they would not sleep. They would let them hold the wooden sticks in the yard, and they would just guard them, without a single lazy person, which made Wu Youren very satisfied.
Hearing footsteps outside, Wu Youren ordered the slaves to prepare. As soon as the heroes outside shouted, Wu Youren ordered the slaves to rush out and attacked the heroes, beating the heroes backwards.
The old servant of the Wu family supported Wu Youren and looked at the battle situation outside and said, "Master, it's true that they are a clever plan. They are evil people coming again!"
Wu Youren said, "These evil people will not make things worse. When they see that we are prepared, they will retreat and will be worry-free tonight."
When he said this, although he said he was worry-free, his face was filled with worry. Because he knew that he would hide tonight, but tomorrow night, Yang Ze would not give up so easily. It seems that he would have to go to the East Palace no matter what tomorrow. He had to rely on the power of Li Chongjiu to fight with Yang Ze well. He would help Li Chongjiu and give some advice to the prince.
On the street, Tan Zhengwen watched the heroes retreat because of the impact. He was furious. These heroes were really good. They were all embroidered pillows and showed bright appearance. In fact, they were all his grandmothers, who were a group of candids. If they had been replaced by Bohai soldiers or Zhenxi soldiers, they would have been fought back long ago, so they would have been beaten back!
Tan Zhengwen shouted loudly and shouted: "They have few people, you have many people, but you are still beaten back. I'm shameless. They have a stick, don't you?"
The incident happened suddenly, so the heroes were beaten back. They were already angry. When they heard Tan Zhengwen's shouting, the heroes immediately stopped retreating. There were many people. There were many more people than the slaves of the Wu family. They were all carrying weapons, and everyone had a knife on their waists. This knife was not a decoration. It could really cut people out, and it could stab people.
The heroes shouted in unison and pulled out the big sword. As soon as the bright knife was lit, the slaves and men of the Wu family immediately did not dare to use wooden sticks to hit them again.
The slaves and men are just working, not trained to beat people, and because they are so gentle that they are naturally not brave enough. They rushed out just now and could fight against the heroes. Now that the other party shows their swords, the slaves and men are scared. In the social level of the Dafang Empire, they are the lowest, and they are not much different from the Niuma. What will Niuma react when he sees the fierce man holding the knife? Of course, he escapes!
However, the heroes are all fierce people from street fighting. Of course, compared with the Bohai Warriors or the Zhenxi Soldiers, they are really too weak, but compared with the slaves and men, they are simply so strong that they are against the will of heaven!
A hero cut down a slave man running in the front with the back of a knife. Fortunately, he didn't use the blade. After the slave man fell down, he screamed loudly, as if he had really cut off some organ. After screaming twice, he burst into tears, turned over and knelt down, kowtowed and shouted to spare his life, his expression was as if he was about to be beheaded!
The slave men did not turn around and run away as they imagined, but knelt down together, throwing all the wooden sticks in their hands, kowtowing at the heroes with a bang, without even the consciousness of resistance.
The heroes didn't expect this to be the case. They fought too many times, but they had never encountered such a situation. If they could not beat each other in a fight, they would always turn around and run away. They would have to say a few harsh words before running, but they never knelt down and beg for mercy directly. No matter how they did, they would have to gesture and not kneel down and kneel down when they saw the knife!
Tan Zhengwen strode forward and kicked away the slave man who was the first to kneel down, saying, "A group of unpromising things will all go down on their knees!" He never thought that these were slaves, but he felt that these servants of the Wu family were too useless. Through the door, he looked inside.
Wu Youren in the yard was almost fainted again, and the old servant of the Wu family was also stunned. They had never thought that this would happen. Wu Youren said angrily: "Who are you buying? Why don't you have any backbone? The guy outside said right, he is really a group of unpromising waste!"
The Wu family Lao Ren was really crying and was crying. He bought slaves. For slaves, of course, the more docile the better, the better, the less likely they are to resist, the better. They are servile. This is what to describe a slave. What do you need to do? As for the promising, even the promising slaves are still slaves!
Tan Zhengwen hesitated for a moment. He saw Wu Youren, but even if he was very brave, he didn't have the courage to go into the yard to beat Wu Youren. And now it seems that he would have no time to write on the street and write a shit and pee. They were making such a loud noise here, and the patrol guards were almost coming soon. Although he was not afraid of any guards, if they met, it would be troublesome.
Tan Zhengwen waved his hand and said, "Close the door, and all these cowards are rushed into the yard. It's fast!"
The heroes immediately drove away the slaves and men, drove them all into the yard, and then slammed the door. Now the heroes are all wearing black clothes and covering their faces. As long as they don’t kill into the yard, no one dares to come out, even Wu Youren dares not!
With a wave of his hand, the heroes immediately found the owner and his son, and began to splash dirty things on the street. Not only did the door of Wu Youren's house be splashed, but no one was spared from the door of the neighbors nearby, and they really did what they had to do!
For a moment, the streets were full of stench. Tan Zhengwen pinched his throat and shouted, "Shangshu Wu Youren, the most stinky smell in Chang'an City!" He was afraid that Wu Youren could hear his voice, so he could only pinch his throat and shout.
The heroes immediately started to scream. They didn't have to pinch their throats, just screamed loudly, running and evacuating, and shouting wherever they ran!
In the yard, Wu Youren heard this shout and nodded, "It was Yang Ze's method. I just said that he couldn't just go to my house... Oh, Yang Ze, this bastard, he actually ruined my reputation so much!"
As he spoke, he could no longer bear it. He felt pain in his chest, his throat was sweet, and he vomited a few times. He couldn't help it. He vomited blood and fainted with a mouthful of blood.
The old servants of his family shouted for help. The slaves and men have a place to use their skills this time. They can't fight, but they are still very capable of serving people. Some run to boil water, some carry Wu Youren into the house, and some want to go out to find a doctor. Of course, they didn't dare to go out. Anyway, they were all busy with their own things, and they didn't need to ask the old servants of the Wu family to do everything they should do.
The old servant of Wu family helped Wu Youren into the house and put him on the bed to lie down. The old servant of Wu family shouted: "Master, don't learn from Zhou Yu. I was angry with Zhuge Liang twice and vomited blood..."
He shouted here, and he felt it was unlucky. Zhuge Liang was angry with Zhou Yu three times and Yang Zecai was angry with the master. If he got angry again, he might really dare to die.
After finally waking Wu Youren, Wu Youren said, "I want, I want to go to the East Palace and see the prince..."
"I can't enter the palace at this time!" said the old servant of the Wu family in embarrassment.
Wu Youren struggled to sit up and said, "Then, I have to wait at the entrance of the East Palace. I will enter the East Palace at dawn. I can't stay here anymore. Also, you pack up your greetings immediately and prepare to move... No, it's not that you have to move immediately. If you can't find a house, then stay in the hotel first. In short, you can't stay here. You must leave before dawn!"
The old servant of the Wu family looked embarrassed. Moving is not a trivial matter. He really can't move them all away in one night, but as the master said, it's really hard to live here.
Just then, someone suddenly knocked on the door outside, and someone shouted, "Is Shangshu Wu at home? Can Shangshu Wu be at home?"
Chapter completed!