Chapter 501: Jumping God
In this era, it is such an underdeveloped place in Bohai Prefecture. When a patient thinks it is a very secretive disease and it is not good for anyone to treat it, and it is already helpless. Suddenly, a doctor suddenly told the condition directly, and the shocking power is too great!
For Qiqibaolian, the shock was so great that he was almost fainted by the shock..23[wx] He insisted on calming his mind, swallowed his saliva, and asked in a trembling voice: "You just said this disease with your mouth. You haven't seen it with your own eyes. Why don't you go to the toilet with me to see if I'm going out and then prescribe medicine? Go now!"
Yang Ze's face turned green. Is it necessary to make it convenient for me to see you? Even if I have the nerve to see you, are you still as convenient for you? Well, maybe I'm very embarrassed! Before Yang Ze could refuse, Qiqibaoren denied this request himself.
Qiqibaolian remembered that the toilet had collapsed and he was smashed, making him covered in golden objects. He almost suffocated him to death because of this. He even lost his temper and killed a lot of people!
Thinking of this, Qiqibao Lian changed his mind and said, "Well, your medical skills are very good, but you still have to check the real condition. It's better to just carry a chamber pot and look at me!"
As a rude person, Qiqibaolian did not take this situation seriously at all. He even felt that letting the Xia Hu friend in front of him see him is a gift to Xia Hu friend. Xia Hu friend should feel glory. Who can have this honor if he replaces others?
Yang Ze was furious and asked me to bring you a night pot. It’s convenient for you. Just because of this, I will kill you! You think your status is high and my status is low, so I can let me do this; but in fact, my status is higher than yours, so I can insult you at will? Well, just wait!
Yang Ze is neither a relative of Qiqibaolian nor a nursing staff who specializes in taking care of him. There is really no need to bring a chamber pot to Qiqibaolian. In this era, this is an insult!
Outside the hall, Mu Gen's face changed drastically after hearing this. He thought to himself: "Will this insult change the master's face? If he changes his face at this time, we are not a match for Qi Danren! Well, rush in. It's okay to cut the Bohai Prince, but then it will be done and we can't escape!"
He is usually confused and always scolded for being careless, but in a hurry, he had an idea and looked at the eldest man!
When the guard leader heard this, his face changed slightly, but he was not thinking about insults. Instead, he was thinking: "Sure enough, the king couldn't help it and wanted to seduce this Xia Hu friend! Alas, he doesn't like so many concubines, why don't he like the little girl, but in the end, hey, can't give birth to a son!"
Qiqibaolian had no heir to the throne, but he was very anxious to have a son. This was no longer a secret in Bohai Prefecture. However, everyone did not dare to say it in public, for fear of being killed by Qiqibaolian.
Yang Ze really didn't know whether he should turn against him now. Judging from Qiqi Baolian's appearance, although he was old, he was strong and powerful. I guess he might not be able to deal with it!
At this time, I suddenly heard someone outside the hall say, "King, the grass people are willing to be upright for you, yes, it's a pot!" The voice of his speech was crisp, and the childish voice was still gone, and it was the man who was talking.
It turned out that Mu Gen pulled the eldest son in a hurry and told him, and the eldest son learned to say that he didn't understand what holding pots meant. It was convenient for poor families to use chamber pots. Even if they get up at night, they would be convenient for leaving the house. People in the mountains do not pay attention to these things.
Mugen hurriedly said: "Yes, let this boy...the boy holds a pot for the king. This is auspicious, very auspicious!"
Qiqibao Lian was stunned and thought to himself: "Is there any such statement? It is auspicious to let a boy hold a chamber pot? Well, the witchcraft of the Central Plains people must be much more powerful than that of our Bohai Prefecture. Maybe there is such a priority!"
He nodded and said, "So that's it, that's fine, let him come in!"
This was considered to have rescued Yang Ze, but Yang Ze waved his hand and said, "No need, king, if you want to know your condition, you don't need Caomin to see you personally. Instead, you only need to pray to God and do a ritual. God will give you the method of curing the disease. In our Central Plains, this is called asking God to let the gods in the sky possess the gods on Caomin!"
Qiqibao slapped his thighs and said with a smile: "You will understand if you say that. I remember when I went to the Central Plains, I saw this. When the gods got into an old woman's body, the old woman became a god. The words said were the words of the gods, and they could solve any problem!"
In fact, in Bohai Prefecture, some witch doctors can also use this trick. However, it is one thing to know how to use it. Whether it can cure the disease of begging for border protection is another thing. Because witch doctors cannot cure the disease, of course witch doctors themselves know it, so no one dares to use this trick.
If the witch doctors use this trick and cannot cure the disease, then there is only one way, that is, God punishes the border by Guiqi Bao, so the disease cannot be cured. But in this way, with Guiqi Bao's perverse temper, he dare not cut off the heads of gods. Do you still dare to cut off the witch doctor's heads? He has to find someone who can spread it on his head even if he does not want to scatter. No witch doctor is stupid and will not seek death.
Qiqibao also admired Yang Ze very much, and didn't want to ask anything else. He directly said, "How to do rituals, just say, I have whatever you want in this palace!"
Yang Ze said: "This is very simple. First of all, you need the king to take a shower and change his clothes..."
"I just took a shower and my clothes were also changed!" Qiqibao said. He was rescued from the pit. Didn't he just took a shower and changed his clothes clean again?
Yang Ze said again: "If you need to fast, you will be hungry for three days. This is at least..."
"Oh, I have been extremely upset in recent days. I can't eat anything. I've been hungry for almost three days!" Qiqibao said. He had this disease and was too late to worry. He didn't have time to have big fish and meat. He just drank alcohol, but he didn't say it.
Yang Ze knew that he was drinking, and it was hard to smell alcohol without thinking, but looking at Qiqi Baolian's appearance, it was obvious that he had to do the ritual immediately. It was nothing, it was just a fool!
Yang Ze nodded and said, "That's fine, you can do rituals!" He paused for a moment and said, "However, this ritual is for idle people to avoid watching. Only four people know, one is the king, the other is the grass-roots, and the other two are the pair of boys and girls!"
He pointed his hand at the eldest man and the young girl behind him. It didn't matter if these two children were around. They wouldn't say anything anyway, and they wouldn't pose a sense of threat to Qiqibaolian.
Qiqibao hesitated slightly. He had never been willing to face strangers alone, and he always had to have guards by his side. The so-called caution is not too much, but one careless one will give up his life. Living in a barbaric environment, he had to be careful.
However, the Xia Huyou in front of him was very weak, and he had two children, so there was nothing to worry about. Even if the Xia Huyou was uneasy and kind, he could deal with it alone!
Qiqi Baolian did not agree immediately. Instead, he asked: "If the ritual is successful, when will the king recover from his illness?"
Yang Ze said: "I'm afraid it will take some time, no matter what, it will take three days!"
Qiqibao was stunned. He thought it would take a long time, for example, at least half a month, but unexpectedly it was three days. He nodded immediately and said, "Okay, then start, hurry up. I can't wait!"
He waved to the head of the guard outside and said, "Everyone left the hall. If I don't call me, I will not enter. Close the door of the hall!"
The guard leader quickly agreed and thought to himself: "Practice rituals? Make an excuse. I wonder what you will do in it!" Because of his dirty thoughts, he did not think about danger. After receiving the order, he left with the guard and closed the hall gate.
Seeing this, Yang Ze did not leave much, leaving only the eldest man and the young girl, and they left. The soldiers and generals of the Right Shenwu Army still trusted Yang Ze very much. The runners on the grassland almost destroyed the two tribes. They admired Yang Ze's ability very much and did not think that Yang Ze would be in any danger. They all called Xia Huyou, just fool him. Look at that stupid vassal king, it's easy to fool!
There were no magic weapons, and Yang Ze didn't bring them. He didn't want to actually make a ritual. He said to Qiqibaolian: "Master, please sit cross-legged on the collapse of the bed!"
Qiqibaolian was slightly stunned. It was so simple? It was different from the rituals I had seen before! Well, it was nothing to be simple, as long as it could be cured!
Yang Ze turned his head and said to the eldest man and the young girl: "Close your eyes and stand without moving!"
The eldest man and the young girl obediently closed their eyes and stood motionless. Although they didn't know why they were doing this, Yang Ze asked them to do this, and they did this.
Yang Ze also closed his eyes, muttered something, and began to slowly turn around on the ground. Qiqibaolian looked at it and couldn't help but frown. It was really different from the previous ritual!
Suddenly, Yang Ze's whole body twitched, he opened his eyes suddenly, and shouted: "The Supreme Lord is possessed by the people in front of him, but the one in the front is the beggar Baolian. You have to be the emperor within three years!"
The immortal possessed him too quickly, without any signs. He suddenly started to cramp and said this, which was different from almost all the gods who danced with great gods. But because it was different, he suddenly wrote this sentence, which made Qiqibaolian not have any mental preparation!
When some things go against common sense, become abnormal, and are too simple, and can even be described as playful, there are often some people with scheming, or people with extremely rich life experience, who will suddenly be confused and be deceived, just like in the time and space where Yang Ze came. Some scammers often use a mobile phone text message or a very inferior scam to deceive some life experience by absolutely not using poor people, nor are they not entitled to higher education.
The reason is very simple. Just grasp the psychology of the deceived person. For example, some people want to win the prize, while some people want to get rich. If this idea is too strong, it is easy to be deceived. However, if one of ten thousand people encounters one, the scammer can succeed. Anyway, scammers don’t need too high cost, so sending group text messages will be done!
If Qiqibaolian had not thought about rebelling or building his own independent kingdom, he would definitely not be fooled. But because he always thought about this, he still thought about it today, so it would be hard for him to not be fooled when facing this sudden sentence!
Qiqibaolian blurted out: "Really? It only takes three years, so quickly!"
Just saying this sentence means he is sentenced to death, which is true or false. In feudal society, as long as he has such an idea, it is a death sentence. There is a saying that his heart is punishable!
Chapter completed!