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Chapter 460 Add some seasoning to the wine and meat

Chu Juebing thought that his Da Khan was using a delaying strategy, so he agreed to the Central Plains army for the time being, saying that he could negotiate peace. After cheating the delicious food and drink, he would start fighting again. Chu Juebing ran over from afar and shouted for so long, so he would definitely be hungry. If he could cheat some food and drink, it would be great!

When they arrived in front of the noisy 100-man team, Shu Juebing shouted: "Aren't they going to give us food? They want them to deliver more and drinks. After they are delivered, our Dakhan will consider making peace with them!"

The sudden attack soldier of the Hundred People Team heard it and hurriedly started calling together. The method of calling was similar to the Right Shenwu Army above. He also shouted twice first, and then shouted: "Hehe, send it down, hehe, you need wine, hehe, give it more, hehe, send it down and discuss peace!"

There are many people, so it is easy to shout in unison if you shout too complicatedly. After two hehes, you will be able to shout in a short sentence. Suddenly, Juebing discovered this and felt that the way people in the Central Plains shouted was very good. No wonder they could shout in a uniform manner. As expected, after learning from them, everyone could shout in a uniform manner!

But after they finished shouting, they found that there was suddenly silence on the mountain, and the Central Plains army stopped shouting!

Not everyone in the Right Shenwu Army can understand Kujue language, but they have a general translation. These days, translations are called general translations. Yang Ze went to the battlefield and led several general translations, not only those who are proficient in Gao Gou Li language, but also those who are proficient in Kujue language.

When the sudden sword below suddenly changed the way of calling, he also started to hehe. Of course, the soldiers and generals of the Right Shenwu Army had to stop first and ask what the Tongzhishi soldiers were calling. Several Tongzhishi first lost their voices collectively, and then translated them out. The soldiers and generals of the Right Shenwu Army also lost their voices together. The mountain became quiet in an instant!

But it was not quiet for a long time, and then a burst of crazy laughter broke out from the mountain, with a loud sound. In the late night, it was heard several miles away. The hills were surrounded by the laughter of the Right Shenwu Army!

Yang Ze smiled and said, "What's going on? I'm asking Xiaoshang to eat shit, he actually needs to drink with wine. The more the better. His appetite is really good!"

Chang Chenggong and others laughed. Everyone knew that the sudden sweat below had misunderstood, otherwise they would not have made such a joke. However, this was really ridiculous. Could it be that no one in the sudden swords who knew the language of the generous empire would not remind them of the little sweat?

However, the generals of all sizes on the mountain just laughed loudly, just watching the fun. Remember a joke, and talk to relatives and friends when you return to Beijing and have fun. No one thought about what to do next, because no one had ever encountered such a thing before.

But Yang Ze was different. He said, "Since he was like this, he wanted to eat shit and drink. After eating and drinking, he still wanted to negotiate and play peace talks. Then let's give him a chance and send him some, so that he can eat well and drink more!"

The generals of all sizes were not people who had read any books, and they would not pay attention to any etiquette. Seeing that Yang Ze wanted to insult the little khan below, they all agreed. They all expressed their desire to send some shit to Da Khan, so they could provide warmth.

Chang Chenggong is the leader of the Lang General. After all, he felt a little disgusting when he heard what everyone said. He said, "General, insulting the enemy leader is a good thing and can greatly enhance our army's prestige, but... I'm afraid it's not nice to say in the future. If you are impeached by the censors after returning to Beijing, wouldn't that be bad? You won't be able to cause this trouble!"

Yang Ze nodded and said, "Yes, you are right. We can't make a fuss about this."

When the generals of all sizes heard this, they felt a little disappointed. It was so interesting to send shit to the sudden sweat. Although it was very disgusting, the two armies confronted each other and didn’t have to take it seriously. Some generals were at the same level as Chang Chenggong, and they were even more surprised that Chang Chenggong was successful and troublesome.

Yang Ze said: "They want to delay time, think of us as big fools, and also want to trick us into eating wine and meat. This little thought is really ridiculous. However, since they are determined to treat us as big fools, they will take advantage of the principle that taking advantage of losses, so we will send them some wine and meat. Anyway, we don't lack this thing."

The generals of all sizes were even more disappointed. They were all generals of the imperial guards and never showed weakness to the enemy. Whether they would fight hard during war depends on their own courage. But how could the proud Emperor Dafang bow to the people in the small grassland and send wine and meat over? They knew that the other party was delaying time and causing trouble, but they still wanted to do so. Isn’t this equivalent to showing weakness? It is also suspected of betraying the dignity of the army.

They looked at Chang Chenggong together. You said that you didn’t send shit just now. So if you don’t send wine and meat now, you will also say that you are talking too much.

Chang Chenggong had to harden his head and said, "General, it seems that there is no need to send wine and meat over. These sudden people obviously want to take advantage of the situation and say that they want to negotiate peace, but after they have enough food and drink, they will know if they will really negotiate peace. I guess they wiped their mouths and rushed up the mountain with a knife. The general must not be fooled by them!"

Yang Ze nodded solemnly and said, "You are right. It seems that you are a wise person and a wise general. However, you still have to send the wine and meat. By the way, I brought a lot of sweating medicine to take it out and mix it into the wine and meat. Let the sudden soldiers below taste it!"

Sweat medicine is a must-have product for home travel. As long as you go out to do business, Yang Ze will take it. This time he went on a war, he specially made a lot of it and asked Mu Gen to take it with him. Although he had no use all the way, he had a chance now!

The generals of all big and small were shocked, and Chang Chenggong said: "General, where are you carrying sweat medicine? Can you smear all one or two thousand people below?"

Not everyone has seen sweat medicine, but I have heard of it. But even if I haven’t seen it, I can’t believe that Yang Ze will have sweat medicine that can numb thousands of people. How much does that cost? This is unrealistic.

"There is one or two thousand people who have a mahjong, and there is no way to do this. Sweat medicine is very expensive, but there is no problem with dozens of mahjong. Mugen, go and get some of the best wine and the fattest meat, enough to eat about twenty people." Yang Ze ordered.

Mu Yaogen agreed and went to prepare. The army brought a lot of wine. Because Yang Ze was easier to talk to, the soldiers and generals worked hard to rush and drank less before resting in the evening. He allowed it. Besides, there were students from the Imperial College, so it was even more troublesome to make these students quit drinking, so there was no shortage of wine, and they were all very good wine.

In just a moment, Mugen prepared the wine. The three jars of wine were filled with enough sweat medicine, but there was no fresh and fresh roasted meat, but there was a bacon, and it was a very well-made bacon. There were many seasonings on the bacon, which were very delicious. Not to mention on the grassland, even in Chang'an, the capital city, this was a first-class bacon, which was of high quality for princes and nobles to eat.

Yang Ze said: "Are there any sweating pills on the bacon?"

Mu Gen whispered and said, "No, do you want to apply it now?"

Yang Ze waved his hand and said, "Forget it, if you apply medicine, the taste will change. If you don't eat that little sweat, wouldn't that bad? Well, now this general needs a few warriors to send these wine and meat. Who would you like to go?"

The soldiers and generals of the Right Shenwu Army around them were unwilling to go, and the students from the Imperial College were even more away. If they were cut off by the sudden soldiers in a short time, wouldn’t that be bad? Isn’t it afraid of anything else, but I’m afraid that the sudden soldiers will not be fooled!

Yang Ze snorted, cursing a waste in his heart. He waved to the distance, called Enda over and said, "There are few people on the mountain, and I guess they can't beat the little sweat below. So if you want to make peace, you can bring a few brothers and send these wine and meat down, and ask what kind of sweat is that little sweat, whether you are willing to make peace, if you want to make peace, it's better to wait until dawn, and everyone will talk, we are willing to pay for the road."

Enda was far away just now and did not hear any sweating pills. He quickly replied, "I am willing to serve the general. I will go find my brothers now!" He looked at the wine and meat, and there was not much, so he asked five or six people to trot to find the horse thief.

After hearing Enda's words, the horse thieves were all overjoyed. Finally, they had the chance to serve the generals of the Central Plains. The rewards were probably indispensable. As for whether Ashinada would kill them, they were not afraid, because they were all grassland people and sudden people. They all knew about Ashinada's delay tactics. Since they had to delay, they would definitely not kill the envoys. With such a simple truth, those Central Plains soldiers did not understand, but they did not want to understand anymore!

Five or six horse thieves came over, all of whom were strong and strong. They followed Enda to pick up the jar of wine and bacon, and went down the mountain to meet Asanada.

The 100-man team who was in charge of shouting below, saw that someone was coming down from the mountain and holding the wine jar, all laughed out loud, and they were extremely proud. The Central Plains army was indeed cowardly and actually sent wine and meat. It seemed that they did not dare to start a fight. This was to use the benefits to ask them to withdraw their troops!

The centurion glanced at Enda and the others, hummed, stepped forward and dropped Enda and the others' weapons, and then took them to see Asina Dako.

Ashinada didn't expect that the Central Plains army was so timid that it became soft when it was scared, and it really sent the wine and meat. He heard Enda learn from Yang Ze's words and said it again. He was even more convinced that the general of the Central Plains was scared and wanted to make peace. As for why the few soldiers on the mountain and where the other Central Plains generals went, he was happy and forgot to ask, and just wanted to eat and drink enough and scare the general of the Central Plains.

But he didn't dare to eat the wine and meat he gave it directly. What if the wine and meat were poisonous? Wouldn't that be a fatal matter? He said to Enda: "You are sudden people, but you help the people of the Central Plains to do things. This is because you forgot the evil deeds of your ancestors. However, I don't care about you. Now, you can eat some of these wine and meat first, which is what I would like to reward you!"

When Enda heard this, he thought to himself: "Hey, there is such a cheap thing. We took these wine and meat, so they must be not poisonous. Since we are cheap, we can eat it!" (To be continued)
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