Chapter 187 Good baby
The village was in full swing, and the villagers were so excited that they could kill tigers or kill two tigers in one breath. These two tigers caused great harm to the people nearby. If too many people were not gathered, the people would not dare to live a peaceful life and business could not be done, and it would be very difficult to even have a relative.
Especially the hunters in the village, they have never been able to catch tigers, and it has been more than a day or two for the villagers to blame. Today, they finally breathed a sigh of relief, and the two tigers were wiped out in their own village together.
After being excited for a while, the villagers remembered that foreign aid came. If it weren't for the guests in the inn, it would be hard to say whether they could block the tiger tonight and successfully kill it. Thank you!
The village was just around the door, looked inside, and shouted, "Guest, the tiger is dead, are you scared?"
Yang Ze was shocked. Although he was very brave just now and hit the tiger's head, he almost urinated his pants. No matter what, he was blocked into the house by the tiger and almost bitten to death. This kind of experience is not something that anyone can encounter. To say that he is not afraid, it is pure nonsense.
An oil lamp was lit in the room again, and the wooden root was carried to the bed. The old man was not awake yet and was so dizzy that he was honest.
Yang Ze stretched out his finger and pressed Mu Gen's Renzhong acupoint hard. After pressing Mu Gen for a while, he pressed it for seven or eight times with all his strength. Mu Gen then woke up slowly. He woke up, opened his eyes and saw Yang Ze, and shouted, "Master, have you been eaten by a tiger?"
Yang Ze was both angry and funny, and nodded and said, "No, I was not eaten by a tiger, but you were eaten by a tiger, and you were pulled out by a tiger. Your current shape is not a human shape, but a pile of feces!"
Mu Gen was shocked and became a bunch of feces himself? Oh. Yes, after being eaten by a tiger, it would turn into feces when pulled out!
Tan Zhengwen said: "Stern Junior Brother, you are still full of hot stools, so you can still hear us talking, but if you get cold, your soul will disappear, so if you have any last words, hurry up and say it. The weather is cold, your stool will be very cold!"
Yang Ze looked at Mu Gen and thought to himself: "He should show his loyalty at this time. He cried and said that he would be an apprentice for my family and an apprentice for me in the next life. Will this be the case?"
Tan Zhengwen and Fu Bingrong were also looking at Mu Gen, waiting for him to say something bold adverbial. Generally speaking, they all had to say some bold adverbial at this time, just like a prisoner who went to the court to behead his head, and he must say that his head had fallen and he had a big scar. I would be a hero again eighteen years later.
Unexpectedly, Mugen, a child who is usually a wise man, became smart at this time. Of course, his cleverness did not mean that he had seen through the words of the people who lied to him. Instead, he shouted: "Master, put me on the stove quickly, it's hot. Don't let me get cold. I don't want to be so quick and my soul is gone!"
Hi! Everyone waited for a long time and actually waited for this sentence. This time, not only did Yang Ze laugh out loud, but even Tan Zhengwen and Fu Bingrong laughed so hard that they were both smiling. Yan Chenghou, the honest man, could not bear it anymore. He said, "It will be cooked on the stove!"
At this time, there was a shouting inside outside. Yang Ze no longer paid attention to Mugen. He turned around and said, "Who is outside, please come in and speak!"
When he entered the house, he saw Yang Ze, and when everyone was surrounding him, he knew that Yang Ze was the leader, and Yang Ze looked a little powerful, so Xiao Xiaojie dared not neglect!
Li Zheng bowed to Yang Ze and said with a smile: "Guest, the youngest is Li Zheng in the village. A tiger has just entered the village. Have you ever scared the guests? If you scare you, please accompany you all!"
Yang Ze smiled and said, "It's not a matter of fear, but your house here will be built more solid in the future, otherwise the tiger will not be able to rush up the room!" As he said that, he pointed to the big hole in his head, and it was so clear that the roof was really not well-built.
Tan Zhengwen's mouth has always been very fast. Seeing that Yang Ze had no intention of guilt, he said, "I said you are a wise man, but you didn't know how scared my adults were? You have such a bad memory. You have forgotten what just happened? If my adults hadn't lit the tiger's head, if we hadn't swung the knife, just by the people in your village, they would still want to kill the tiger? Just kidding!"
I felt embarrassed. Isn’t that the case just now? If it weren’t for the help of these guests, they would have to work a lot of effort to kill the tiger. Maybe the tiger would have to run away!
Li Zheng had no choice but to say, "I encountered a tiger going down the mountain in the village, thanks to the help of the guests, and the villagers all thanked them very much." After a pause, he said a little embarrassed to thank him, not to mention that the boy in front of him sounded like an official, which made him even more expressive. He said, "I don't know what the adult is called, you are a tiger-beating hero. We know the adult's name and we can also set up a tablet of immortality in the future. Thank you, old man!"
Yang Ze waved his hand and said, "But you know, I don't dare to be a long life tablet or something. Don't bother me, I'm not here yet! By the way, what are you going to deal with these two tigers outside?"
As he spoke, he left the house and went to see the two dead tigers placed in the yard. When the tiger fell into the house just now, he was frightened and was not in the mood to see how big the tiger was. But now when he left the house, he saw the two dead tigers!
He shouted in his heart, "What a big guy, it's really big. Each of these two tigers has hundreds of kilograms and is huge. Although they are covered in bruises and their skins seem to be worth much, the tiger is a treasure, especially such a big tiger, which should be worth a lot of money. He wanted to take the two tigers for himself. It would be fine if he couldn't see good things. When he saw them, of course he couldn't let go.
Li was following him out of the house. After hearing Yang Ze's words, he blinked his eyes. How could he know in advance that the tiger went down the mountain? This was an emergency and he was not mentally prepared at all. He didn't expect to kill the two tigers together. He had no idea what he had never thought of beforehand and didn't know what to do.
Yang Ze turned around and saw that the inside was not saying a word, then said, "Are you planning to eat tiger meat in the whole village and sell the remaining things? Are you still thinking about what?"
Of course, Tan Zhengwen understood Yang Ze’s thoughts, and he immediately said: “If this tiger was not yet a tiger, it would be impossible to be beaten to death, so two tigers must have one of us. This cannot be said to be unfair!”
Li was grinning. He had never thought about how to deal with these two dead tigers. Now Yang Ze suddenly asked this question, and Tan Zhengwen suddenly spoke next to him. He had no idea, so he had to look at the villagers gathered in the yard, hoping to wait for the elderly Su in the village to give an idea!
Unfortunately, at this time, the people around were all strong men in the village. If the elderly were not older, they would not come out to hit the tiger. They were old and had old arms and legs. If the tiger was not beaten and was taken away by the tiger, that would be bad!
No one came up with an idea, and he was confused. I didn’t know how to answer. Two tigers, one of them would be worth hundreds of trump cards. If it was given directly to someone, it would be really distressing!
Fu Bingrong came out of the house and shouted, "These two tigers were cut to death. You can see clearly how many knives they were hit on. Let's check the number of knives. Whoever cuts more will be divided by the more. If we cut them all, then these two tigers will all belong to us!"
Tan Zhengwen glanced at Fu Bingrong and thought to himself: "Okay, you are even more cruel than me. When you come up, you want to take the two tigers together!"
Li Zheng was shocked. The villagers came out to fight tigers, but there were no big swords. Even hunters were just hunting forks, and only these guests were holding big swords. If they checked the number of swords, they would have all of them!
He said in embarrassment: "But if we didn't block the tigers, you wouldn't be able to go up and chop them!"
Fu Bingrong glared at his eyes, his voice louder, and shouted: "I blocked the tiger into my adult room. What is this? Is it going to murder the imperial official? What should I be punished? You are right? Let's go to the government tomorrow morning and tell me clearly!"
Li Zheng almost fainted. He said that he had murdered the imperial officials. Who can afford to be guilty of this? This is a crime that kills people!
Yang Ze waved, "Don't say that, Li Zheng and the villagers are good, how could they murder my official!"
Li Zheng hurriedly said, "Yes, I just learned that you are an official, so how could you be a murderer? You can't say this nonsense, you want to be cut off your head!"
Tan Zhengwen said, "So, if you had known that my elders were officials, you would have murdered?"
Li Zheng said with a bitter face: "That won't be even more true. The young man never thought of murdering a court official!"
The villagers also started shouting, saying that Fu Bingrong and Tan Zhengwen were wronging them!
Yang Ze smiled and said, "These two dead tigers belong to me. You can only eat meat if you leave them. There are some furs and bones left. Even if you sell them, you can't sell them at any good price. The fur is broken. Let's divide the tiger meat, leave one for me to make bacon and take it away. In addition, I will give you another two hundred stalemates. Even if I buy them furs and bones, you won't lose money!"
The villagers were all happy. If these two dead tigers were transported to the city for sale, they would definitely be more than 200 trump cards. However, the officials who are willing to pay for the money are not much less, and they save a lot of effort. That's enough. If you don't want to make a lot of money, you won't lose money!
Everyone was very happy, and the villagers did not go back to sleep. They asked the women from each family to come out and treated the two tigers overnight. They cooked the meat, the bacon, and the fur, internal organs, bones and other substances.
Chapter completed!