Chapter 979 Heavenly Burial is a Stupid (Part 2)
I don’t know if it was a coincidence or the effect of Liudao’s natural attribute of “focusing light” was taken, just when he just shouted the word “Sky Burial”, the originally very noisy scene suddenly became quiet. It seemed as if the picture suddenly freezes, and the whole audience suddenly became quiet, silent.
"Huh?" At this moment, a sudden scream came from the crowd of centaurs. Tianzang stood on tiptoe and looked out, but his 1.84-meter-old figure was not enough to see these centaurs, which were generally more than two meters tall. A group of centaurs surrounded him and covered him tightly. Even if Tianzang jumped, he still couldn't see the situation outside. Helplessly, Tianzang could only squeeze out from the crowded centaurs. Fortunately, the centaurs were also very upright, knowing that he wanted to go out, he took the initiative to make way.
Soon, Tianzang ran out through the centaurs, and then he saw Liudao tied to wooden sticks by several strong centaurs, carrying them like pigs. Although Liudao's image at this time was a bit funny, but in this strange place, he suddenly saw a familiar face. Tianzang was still very happy. He waved his hand vigorously and shouted excitedly: "Oh! Liudao!" Then he ran over excitedly, blocking the way for several centaurs, and said happily: "Are you here too?"
The centaurs tied to the Six Paths should not recognize Tianzang. He suddenly jumped out to block the way, and immediately showed a vigilant look. Then they all turned their eyes to a very strong centaur in the crowd of centaurs. The strong centaur should be a person who can give orders. He also noticed the situation here, but did not stop it. Instead, he waved his hand, perhaps expressing some meaning. Seeing this, these centaurs carrying the Six Paths stopped and let Tianzang communicate with the Six Paths.
"What do you mean I'm here too?" Liudao was powerless to complain about the idiotic chirping mode, rolled his eyes and asked, "Why are you here?"
"I? I am a prisoner, of course the prisoner has to be here." Tianzang raised his eyebrows and said naturally with a arrogant look on his face.
"Okay..." Liudao sighed, and he found that he had asked a stupid question. People like Tianzang who have negative IQ should not be too serious.
"By the way." Tianzang patted his shoulder, then pointed to the Teng strips tied to the six paths and reminded: "You are also captured by them."
"I know, thank you for your reminder." Liudao said angrily: "Then can you put me down? This position has been tied for too long and I feel a little dizzy."
"This?" Tianzang thought for a while and said, "I'll try." Then he turned his head and shouted, "Hey!"
The strong centaur who was tossing and turning around with curiosity on his face, looked over and over again when he heard the sound, and saw Tianzang pointing to the six paths hanging, saying, "My friend." Then he made a gesture of letting go and said, "Let him go. OK?" Finally, he added an OK gesture.
Although language communication between two races is undoubtedly difficult, thanks to the existence of gestures, which has already rushed out of the earth and crossed races, communication becomes much simpler with it, and at least it can make you understand what others want to express. The centaurs understand the action of pointing to the Six Paths and then letting go of their hands, but their response was that their faces darkened and they looked a little unhappy.
Tianzang scratched his head, went back and said embarrassedly to Liudao: "It seems that it won't work."
"You can see." Liudao was not surprised or disappointed, but he continued to chat with Tianzang in peace: "By the way, what are you doing just now?"
"I was just teaching them to use lighters to make fire." Speaking of this, Tianzang was immediately excited and explained with an excited look on his face: "Liudao, let me tell you, these people are so stupid."
"Oh?" Liudao raised his eyebrows and said in surprise: "Is there someone stupider than you?"
"That's it." Tianzang nodded proudly, not realizing the ridicule in the Six Paths' words at all, or that he had been accustomed to the various blows of Six Paths, so he didn't care. He continued to say to himself: "Tell me, these centaurs wanted to raise me up and roast them before, but they wiped two stones for most of the day but couldn't catch fire. Haha, do you think they were stupid enough? I really couldn't stand it anymore, so I just gave them the lighter, but they didn't know how to use it. After teaching for most of the day, they still foolishly took the lighter and rubbed the stone. That's a zippo! The limited edition zippo, these idiots..."
"You wait a moment." Liudao interrupted Tianzang's self-satisfaction pattern with a strange expression, and said with a strange expression: "What do you mean is these centaurs want to roast you and eat?"
"Yeah." Tianzang nodded.
"But they can't catch fire?"
"Yeah." Tianzang continued to nod.
"So you give them a lighter and teach them how to make a fire."
"Yeah." Tianzang still nodded.
Liudao sighed: "What about after the fire is set? Will you continue to roast you and eat?"
Regarding Tianzang's thinking pattern, Liudao suddenly felt heartache, liver pain, and lung pain. He had seen idiots, but never seen idiots that were so idiots. If someone wanted to eat you, you ran dryly to help make a fire. What is this? Grilled meat skewers? And you should do it yourself to have enough food and clothing?
"Oh, that's not." Tianzang explained immediately: "I'm not that stupid. I just told them that I'll teach them to make fire and they won't eat me anymore."
"Oh?" Liudao said with great surprise: "Can you still communicate with them?"
"That's it." Tianzang said proudly.
Liudao asked curiously: "How did you communicate with them?"
"Do you understand the gesture? Gesture." Tianzang taught Liudao a lesson, and said happily: "When I lighted the fire with a lighter, they happily patted my shoulder. Is this acknowledgement or not?"
Liudao thrust hard with a confused expression on his face.
Acknowledge...you uncle!
If someone pats you on the shoulder, he recognizes you? I have patted you on hundreds of shoulders and never recognized your IQ, okay?
Six Paths suddenly felt that life was so desperate.
"What's wrong with you?" Tianzang looked at Liu Dao with constipation in confusion and asked in confusion.
Six Paths said weakly: "I want to die."
Tianzang said in amazement: "Why?"
"Because I knew a pig."
Tianzang's mouth opened in the shape of "o". He met a pig? Then he wanted to die? What is the logic?
Chapter completed!