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One thousand and five chapters one two three, hey yo

Leng Ye said in a dark face, "Monkey, you cheat!"

"???" The monkey's face was full of question marks. For his self-taught "chai" dragon language "Tong", he really couldn't understand what the cheating was? Is this a word of praise? Well, just treat it as praise.

The monkey accepted the word "trap" with peace of mind.

Leng Ye was so angry that he had to find a way to get the monkey out. So he grabbed one of the monkey's hands and shouted a slogan: "One, two, three, hey!"... and didn't pull it.

Continue to "one, two, three, hey!"... and still don't move at all.

"One, two, three, hey!"...

"one two three……"

...

After shouting slogans more than ten times in a row and pulling the same number of times, Leng Ye gave up angrily. He shook the monkey's hand with a palm and said indignantly: "Monkey, what the hell did you eat to grow up? Is it okay to count on tons of weight?"

"..." The monkey blinked his innocent eyes, thought about it very seriously, and then replied seriously: "I have eaten a lot of things. I usually eat everything, and basically those who can fill my stomach have to rush to eat it. However, there are times when I often have nothing to eat."

"???" Hey, I'm just saying a complaint. What the hell is your serious answer?

Leng Ye felt that he could no longer keep up with the monkey's god-like thinking pattern. With a complaint, he could still answer such a serious answer. If it were the queen, he would probably just throw it to him. If it were 11, he would probably not even bother to throw it away. By the way, how did these people with different personalities get together and get along in harmony?

Sighing, Leng Ye took back his thoughts that had already flown to the sky and put them back on the monkey. After touching his chin and thinking for a while, he decided...to dig.

Then……

In the dark sea of ​​bones, there was another pleasant sound of "Crash, Crash" and a very rhythmic sound of digging bones.

Leng Ye tried hard to pull out all the bones that the monkey was covered with sweat, and the monkey was waiting comfortably there... The idea of ​​using the ideology and enjoying the fruits must be implemented to the end.

After a long time, Leng Ye finally pulled the monkey's crotch all the way, and even the cannon barrel was exposed. Then Leng Ye couldn't dig anymore, and lay softly on the pile of bones, gasping for breath. He was no longer willing to move a finger, and said weakly: "Okay, you can do the rest yourself."

"Hmm? Is it OK?" The monkey who didn't know where he was swimming came back to his senses and asked.

"..." Leng Ye's face turned dark at that time, and he resisted the urge to shoot him to death. Damn, treat his comrades as warm as spring and passionate as summer. Who said this sentence? He should use the mechanism to fight hard, and then blow it into a slag!

The monkey tried to pull his feet, but it was indeed much looser, and said happily: "Thank you, Leng Ye."

"Haha..." What else can Leng Ye say? What can he say? Apart from the word "Haha", he was afraid that as long as he said one more word, he would never be able to resist the urge to shoot this guy to death. So he simply piled the back of his head on the bones and closed his eyes... he didn't care.

At this time, the monkey was already trying to crawl out. Of course, the first thing he had to do was his own gun. For a warrior, a gun is the second life, and sometimes even more important than his own life.

Because the cannon barrel had been dug out a small piece by Leng Ye, the monkey just pulled it back a few times and easily pulled it out. When the cannon barrel was taken out, a dazzling beam of light suddenly illuminated the dark and boundless space and extended all the way upwards.

And the world with light finally has a sense of security.

Leng Ye was inexplicably relieved, and even his mood became much more relaxed. He closed his eyes and no longer wanted to move a finger.

After taking out the gun, the monkey began to try to climb out. After several attempts, he finally pulled his body out of the ground... Well, it was pulled out like pulling a carrot.

Then, one lies and the other sits, and only Leng Ye is breathing like a bellows in the whole space.

After resting for a while, feeling that he had recovered some strength, Leng Ye opened his eyes and asked depressedly: "Monkey, what was the loud noise before?"

The monkey shook his head: "I don't know."

Leng Ye curled his lips, OK, there is no difference between asking this sentence and not asking. After thinking about it, he changed his mind and asked again: "Where will you go next?"

The monkey looked around blankly, then continued to shake his head: "I don't know."

In fact, after the bone collapse, the two of them were buried alive again, which had long been dizzy and lost their sense of direction. After the bone collapse, the terrain here was destroyed and there was no reference. So no matter Leng Ye or Monkey, they didn't know which direction they were facing now, and maybe they would continue to move forward and go back along the same path.

Leng Ye sighed and said, "Can you tell me something you know?"

The monkey pointed to his stomach and said, "I'm thirsty and hungry."

"Get out!" Leng Ye rolled his eyes in anger. I was so thirsty and hungry that I hadn't exerted any effort at all.

At this moment, the monkey suddenly moved his ears slightly, then turned his head and looked to the left, with a puzzled expression on his face, and a light exclamation.

"What's wrong?" Leng Ye turned his head and looked at him and asked.

The monkey pressed his lips with his index finger, gently "shushed" it, and then pointed to his ears.

Leng Ye was stunned for a moment, as if he understood something, and he also pricked up his ears and listened quietly as he listened quietly after listening for a while. But after listening for a while, he found that he had heard nothing.

And then, the monkey whispered: "Did you hear it?"

Leng Ye said in a daze: "What did you hear?"

"It seems like there is a sound."

Leng Ye said in surprise: "What sound?"

The monkey shook his head: "I can't hear clearly."

Leng Ye frowned, calmed down and listened again for a while, but in the end he still heard nothing, so he shook his head and said, "There is no sound."

The monkey said in surprise: "No, I heard it all."

Leng Ye looked at him with pity and comforted him: "It doesn't matter if there is something wrong with your ears, you don't rely on your ears to make a living. But if there is a problem with your head, it will be really troublesome. Monkey, are you sure your head is fine? Well, I mean the mental and nervous aspects."

"..." The monkey said dissatisfiedly: "I don't have hearing hallucinations."

"Are you sure?" Leng Ye blinked: "Often people who are drunk say they are not drunk."
Chapter completed!
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