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Chapter 150 American Pie

"It's too much."

"Excessive!"

"It's quite overdoing! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

In the bathroom, Dong Fangzhuo turned on the ringtone settings of his phone and suddenly found that the ringtone of his phone was set to a voice that was not the original system. God knows which AV heroine was dubbing.

He looked at the call record again and thought that the caller ID would be Ronaldo, but the result was not, but Teacher Qu Youyuan.

Woo, this phone call is a coincidence.

If Ronaldo calls, he must beat him up when he goes back. However, although it was not his call, he is 100% sure that this guy is doing it, because only he has touched the phone...

He could not return to the press conference. If he dared to go back, the Lord would definitely break his leg. The Lord did not want the two of them to answer "What happened to Dong Fangzhuo***" at the press conference.

The press conference that should have been talked about was overwhelmed by Judah. ​​When he left the press conference, Judah's thoughts remained on Dong Fangzhuo.

Hair dyeing, thrush drawing, ***, this guy has had a serious oversecretion of hormones recently... It's such a headache, he shook his head.

Who didn’t have the youthful moment when he was young? Giggs, Scholes and others gave him a lot of headaches. Unexpectedly, it was Dong Fangzhuo and the others now.

The Lord began to worry about Dong Fangzhuo coming. He just asked about this matter. It was not good, so he could ask about it. It was a bit embarrassing. He walked while thinking about how to correct Dong Fangzhuo's thoughts.

At this moment, Dong Fangzhuo had already asked Ronaldo to explain the whole story in the locker room. It turned out that when Ronaldo was playing with Dong Fangzhuo's mobile phone, he downloaded a mobile phone ringtone while he was not paying attention and replaced the original ringtone of his mobile phone. Dong Fangzhuo had not answered the phone before the press conference, so he naturally didn't know that the ringtone had been changed.

I can only say that Dong Fangzhuo is very unlucky, but he received a call from Teacher Qu Youyuan at the press conference...

"I just wanted to have fun for you, I didn't expect it would be like this."

C Luo stood in front of Dong Fangzhuo and explained, but couldn't help laughing on his face. In the end, he couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Hahaha……"

Everyone in the locker room laughed, victory made them happy, and Dong Fangzhuo's interesting thing made them happier...

"Dong, that's right, it's very consistent with your current identity!"

“…”

Now, the whole of Britain knows this, but it is impossible that it is the version mentioned by Ronaldo.

"Short after the end of the Double Red Society, China Dong was still over-energy and was hitting the machine in the locker room, but he forgot to turn off the video. When attending the press conference, his hand accidentally pressed the play button on the phone, and the ecstasy moans suddenly came from the phone..."

The process described by the Sun makes people imagine, and it seems that Dong Fangzhuo should have done this, otherwise this ugly thing would not have happened.

The version of The Times is similar to the analysis of The Sun, but I commented on this matter at the end of the article: "The Lord should care more about young people, otherwise he would go to the salon club like Rooney."

This really made Ferguson a headache because he still didn't know much about Dong Fangzhuo from the East. If Dong Fangzhuo was an Englishman, then Ferguson was not so worried, because now English children may be thirteen or fourteen years old, but China seems to be a rigorous and relatively conservative country. Dong Fangzhuo's education in this regard may not be able to keep up?

Ferguson scratched his head and finally found a relatively tactful way.

The next day, he called Dong Fangzhuo to the office. Dong Fangzhuo used his heels to think about what the Lord was going to talk to him.

So he took the initiative to explain: "What happened yesterday was just a misunderstanding. It was not like watching any pornographic movies as reported by the media. It was just that someone made a prank on my phone and modified my phone ringtone. Someone just called me, but the result was..."

Dong Fangzhuo spread his hands and told the whole thing truthfully, his face very calm.

It would be strange if you believe it! Ferguson rolled his eyes in his heart. This kid became bad. He didn't even blink when he lied. It was probably caused by Ronaldo and Rooney. However, there was nothing bad about puberty, the key was effective guidance.

"Ahem, child, when I was at your age, I climbed the window every day to peek at the woman next door taking a bath. This is actually the same as ***."

Ferguson said it very directly. Only after he finished speaking, he realized that his face was hot. This old face probably had to be red, but he couldn't see it himself.

Then he felt that he still couldn't educate Dong Fangzhuo in this regard, so he decided to make a long story short.

"I have three movies here. If you take them back and see them, it will be inspiring you." He took out three CDs from the drawer and handed them to Dong Fangzhuo. This was what he asked assistant coach Queros to buy for him early in the morning.

I'm sorry, it's a real porn movie, the CD version... Dong Fangzhuo smiled, thinking that even the Lord thought he was really awesome yesterday.

It is actually very simple to prove that this matter is not really. You just need to show Ferguson's call record, but it doesn't matter whether Ferguson believes it or not. The point is that the news media outside cannot be washed away by it.

Dong Fangzhuo took the CD and looked at it, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"American Pi?"

"Yes, if you go back and have a good look, it will be helpful to you..." The Lord's face was already very red. People in their sixties really couldn't communicate with young people about these things, and they were not on the same plane at all.

"oh……"

Dong Fangzhuo naturally watched the "American Pie" series, and the three CDs given by Sir Jue are the first three.

"American Pie 1" revolves around how four boys swear to "lose their virginity" before the middle school graduation carnival night, which triggers many ridiculous plots, especially the protagonist's "sexual assault" of the traditional American dessert apple pie, which is a unique film. Chinese tradition regards chastity as a sacred thing, while modern American middle school students regard it as a "zero breakthrough".

Although the film is a male viewpoint, it does not discriminate against women. The whole film is full of hope and has a bright rhythm. Even if it involves some sex content, it always tries to resolve the audience's embarrassment through various funny and gimmicks. It is a model of vulgar comedy for teenagers in recent years...

Dong Fangzhuo still remembers the story of the first part...

Since the Lord asked him to go home and review it carefully, he just followed his orders.

However, in China, the reaction to this matter is different.

"Xiao Dong should find a girlfriend..."

"It's really lonely to be alone in the UK..."
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