578. Smelly shameless, play rock-paper-scissors with the cat
Time flies.
Twenty-five days have passed since Chu Feng had a meal at the chef god Xiaozhu.
The biggest change is that Shangqing Temple has lost its peace, and a construction team of 200 people is rebuilding the Taoist temple.
People were sent by Qiu Wen.
This girl, just called her this, is a very rich man. With the magic of money, she not only invited a team of first-class architects from around the world, but also invited several national treasure-level experts from the Forbidden City to jointly design the new Shangqing Temple.
At her request, these experts came to ask Chu Feng for his advice every few days. Chu Feng, who was so upset, retreated to another Taoist temple in the mountains and forests with Black Cat and Zhang Wei.
Compared to Shangqing Temple, which has several dilapidated houses to live in, this Taoist temple, which no one knows its name, is so ruined that it is only a piece of ruins.
It took a few days to build two thatched huts on the ruins.
Unfortunately, it rained a lot last night. The thatched hut, which was of poor quality, leaked. The house was wet, but Chu Feng had no intention of using magic power to maintain it.
Recently, more and more system hosts have appeared. If you want to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, you must be careful at all times.
Because he was too tolerant, Zhang Wei, who had always thought Chu Feng was extraordinary, began to doubt whether Chu Feng was a false figure.
Chu Feng himself admired himself a little after acting until he deceived everyone around him.
It was already dawn and the rain stopped, but the sky was still gloomy like the face of a frustrated middle-aged man.
At the door, Zhang Wei looked shy.
"If you want to leave, go"
Chu Feng walked out of it, his tone was casual.
"Master, I said that I must take you as my teacher, and I will not leave."
When he came back that day, Zhang Wei had a sudden idea to worship Chu Feng as his teacher.
Chu Feng, who had long been in the mood to accept a disciple, naturally refused on the spot. The clinker guy was like a candy and couldn't get rid of it if he touched it. He said bluntly that his previous great opportunity was destroyed by Chu Feng and he wanted to compensate him.
After experiencing so much, Zhang Wei is not a fool, so naturally he already knows that what he got before was indeed a system.
Like this, what you have done before is exposed. If you were a cruel person, you have killed Zhang Wei. Chu Feng did not do that. It is precisely because of this that Zhang Wei had the courage to wander in front of Chu Feng and asked Chu Feng to accept him as his disciple.
"Whatever you do, I won't accept you as my disciple."
Chu Feng returned to the thatched hut again.
Swish, a black shadow jumped out of the grass in the distance, and in a blink of an eye, it was the black cat.
It held a small pitiful crucian carp in its mouth.
"Brother Hei, you're back"
Zhang Wei greeted the black cat.
After living for so long, one person and one cat, it is almost familiar with each other.
"For you"
The black cat was very generous and spitted the little crucian carp on the ground.
Zhang Wei's cheeks twitched. The god eagle made Yang Guo's snake gall to eat every day, and the black cat made him live fish every day, but it wouldn't work if he didn't eat it.
Once before, I couldn't bear it anymore and refused, but the consequences were a tragic one.
"Thank you, Brother Hei"
Zhang Wei grabbed the fish stained with mud, and ate it with a bitter look on his face regardless of the scales on it.
If he hadn't wanted to have the ability to settle down in this world that was about to become extremely strange, he really wouldn't have spent it here.
"After eating, come and scratch me the itch"
The black cat entered the thatched hut carelessly.
"good"
Zhang Wei's expression was even more bitter. On the day he came, he scratched the black cat a few times with itchy hands. The latter fell in love with this mouthful at all and had to scratch it at least ten times a day, one time lasting for half an hour.
A few minutes later, Zhang Wei came to the thatched hut, with three wooden beds, two large and one small. Zhang Wei walked to the small bed similar to the crib, sat up his butt, reached his hand on the black cat's neck, and scratched itch.
"Comfortable"
The black cat twisted his neck a few times, and his voice was like an old-style landlord who oppressed the working people.
"Brother Hei, where have you been going recently?"
Zhang Wei asked with a silly smile.
When tickling the black cat, he likes to hear the black cat talk about his romantic deeds the most, such as cats, dogs, tigers, leopards, and wonderful things.
"Last night, I rode a female leopard in Jiangbei Wildlife Park. When I was resting in the middle, I lay on the female leopard and said: We are now connected to China Unicom. The female leopard is very unhappy. After I rested, I attacked fiercely. The female leopard shouted loudly: Moving is better than China Unicom!"
A black cat opens its mouth and makes it a yellow joke.
Zhang Wei laughed loudly.
Huh, a gust of wind blew out a person and a cat, and it was a miserable drop.
"Another dirty words, I will seal you down for a year"
Chu Feng's majestic voice came from the thatched hut.
The black cat slammed his butt and said indifferently: "I have stole a lot of wine recently and hid it in the cave in the west. Do you drink it?"
Zhang Wei's eyes lit up and he nodded quickly.
"good"
...
As noon approached, the cave was filled with wine, and wine bottles were thrown on the ground, Luzhou Laojiao, Kweichow Moutai, Australian wine, French wine... It was a hodgepodge.
After drinking too much, the black cat lies on the stone like a dead pig.
"Brother Hei, why can't it be so fast?"
Zhang Wei held the wine bottle with a mocking look on his face.
"Shameless, play with cats with scissors and stone cloth..."
The black cat, who had not completely lost consciousness, started to mumble and scold when he heard this.
After a while, a rustling sound of water sounded.
"Stop pouring, I really don't drink it!"
The black cat said without raising his head.
Zhang Wei, who was standing at the entrance of the cave, fartted again accidentally.
"Damn it! Why did you get another bottle?"
The black cat looked up with a blurry look on his face.
"What did you say?"
Zhang Wei pretended not to hear clearly.
"No, I didn't say anything"
The slightly sober black cat quickly covered up.
"It's almost time, go back."
Zhang Wei said.
"good"
The black cat gets up.
The next day was a weekend and it was also a sunny day. Chu Feng took Zhang Wei and the black cat to set up stalls at the important roads in the mountains and intersections. Since the intersection leads to more than 90% of the temples and Taoist temples in the mountains, there are many tourists, and of course, there are also many fortune tellers.
The conspicuous place was full. Chu Feng found a locust tree at the edge of the tree and sat down against the trunk.
Zhang Wei held the black cat and stood aside.
"Brother Hei, why don't you come down and take a walk for a while?"
"Don't talk to me, be careful of being heard"
Black cat warning.
Zhang Wei was a person who couldn't stop talking, and said to Chu Feng again: "Master, you can tell fortunes. Can you help me tell fortunes?"
Chu Feng didn't look back either.
"I'm not here to tell fortunes"
"I'm not here to tell fortunes, what stall is it?"
Zhang Wei murmured in a low voice.
Chu Feng ignored him.
At around 11:00 a.m., a school bus carried more than a dozen children passing by the intersection.
Chapter completed!