Chapter 1488 The original Donghuang bell hammer is...(1/2)
Thanks: Brother ‘08a’ for the reward, thank you Xia Tian.
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‘Huang Shaohong’ was speechless when he heard that ‘Zixia’ was going to watch the fun:
"You have such a big heart, don't you know that you are also wanted by heaven!"
While he was speaking, Zixia had already got off the donkey and ran over with her sword in hand.
'Huang Shaohong' meant that he actually wanted to watch the excitement, so he immediately called out to 'Supreme Treasure', grabbed him, and flew forward.
The three people stopped on a sand dune and lay down on the top of the dune. Then under the cover of night, they looked down and saw the two rays of light falling from the sky at the bottom of the dune.
I saw a man in white clothes, holding a pure vase in his hand and standing on a lotus platform. His body exuded pure Buddha light, his expression was solemn and solemn, and he was glaring at the Monkey King, the Monkey King, opposite him.
Not far from 'Sun Wukong', a monk wearing a bright red cassock was sitting cross-legged and chanting sutras in a low voice.
‘Supreme Treasure’’s eyes widened: “It’s Guanyin Bodhisattva…”
The image of Cihang in the Western religion has long been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and is known to all women and children. Therefore, even though the "Supreme Treasure" is just a country bumpkin bandit leader, there is no reason why he does not know "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva".
'Fairy Zixia' was startled: "Keep your voice down, I will be caught by her and kill you now!"
'Huang Shaohong' clicked his tongue, thinking that these two guys are really a good match. Did he think that if he lowered his voice, the people below would not notice him.
However, his thoughts seemed to be unnecessary, because even if the people below discovered their existence, they would not have time to pay attention to these outsiders at this time.
Because in the blink of an eye, a fight broke out below, and they saw 'Sun Wukong' holding a nine-tooth nail rake, dancing into a ball of silver light, and killing Cihang Guanyin.
"Cihang" made a handprint in the air and was blasted out. After landing on the ground, "Sun Wukong" took a few steps back to stabilize his body, put the rake behind his back, and pointed his hand:
"Guanyin, you have chased my grandson for more than a hundred times around the four major continents today. Do you know whether you are finished or not? My grandson is doing somersaults and is about to vomit!"
'Cihang Guanyin' snorted coldly: "Sun Wukong, you beast..."
As soon as the line "Huang Shaohong" came out, I almost laughed out loud. To say that this Hong Kong version of Journey to the West is not very reliable, no one can let Cihang curse when he opens his mouth.
The Cihang that "Huang Shaohong" came into contact with in "Journey to the West" and "The Prehistoric World", although he had a lot of calculations in his heart, he was always sanctimonious and there was no reason to scold him when he opened his mouth. This is not the style of Western teachings.
He was complaining in his heart, while 'Cihang' on the other side continued to scold: "In order to marry the Bull Demon King's sister, you actually gave your master Tang Sanzang as a gift, and even invited monsters and monsters to eat Tang Monk's meat together..."
'Huang Shaohong' couldn't stand listening anymore and couldn't help shouting down: "That's called a bride price, you idiot..."
He wanted to complain that Cihang was a "Mountain Pao", but before he could say the word "Pao", the "Zixia Fairy" on the side blocked his mouth and said anxiously:
"Keep your voice down, do you want to attract their attention?"
'Huang Shaohong' is speechless. Do you think they don't know we are here? He really wants to tell 'Zixia' that the Buddhist sect is keeping you to help Sun Wukong survive his love tribulation. How could he take you back so easily,' Cihang
'I know you are here, but I must pretend not to see you.
Sure enough, 'Cihang Guanyin' didn't look this way at all, and asked 'Sun Wukong':
"You don't admit your mistakes now!"
'Sun Wukong' yelled and cursed: "Sanbapo, I won't kill you because you are a woman. Don't think I am afraid of you!"
'Huang Shaohong' was even more speechless. Are monkeys always so aggressive in cursing people? Sanbapo came out. He thought in his heart, if the 'Sun Wukong' here saw the appearance of 'Cihang' when he was intercepting the teaching, he didn't know what he would do.
What do you think?
Next to 'Sun Wukong', the 'monk' who had been meditating and chanting sutras suddenly raised his head and said:
"Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this..."
‘Sun Wukong’ turned his head suddenly and shouted angrily: “Shut up!”
'Zixia' saw the monk's face clearly and couldn't help but said in surprise: "Which one is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi..."
The 'Supreme Treasure' on the side came over and asked: "What cicada, is it delicious?"
'Fairy Zixia' glared at him: "It's Jin Chanzi, the second disciple of Tathagata. He was sent to reincarnation because he was too verbose and a chatterbox, which made it difficult for the Buddhas on Lingshan Mountain to practice peacefully. It turned out that Tang Sanzang
It’s the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi.”
'Huang Shaohong' pulled away the hand of 'Zixia Fairy' covering his mouth and whispered: "So this is the reason why Jin Chanzi reincarnated. This is the first time I have heard of this. Is it true?"
‘Fairy Zixia’ said with a revealing expression:
"Of course, the golden cicada was originally an ordinary golden cicada on the Bodhi tree. Later, when the Buddha attained enlightenment under the Bodhi tree, the golden cicada listened to the Buddha's voice, transformed into a real person, and was accepted by the Buddha as his second disciple!
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"What do you think of the golden cicada? It's just a cicada. It keeps buzzing all day long. Even after I achieved enlightenment, it kept chattering every day. I couldn't stand it at that time. It was so scary!"
'Zixia Fairy' was complaining on the sand dune without noticing at all that 'Cihang' below was twitching her eyes. When she finished speaking, the one on the lotus platform couldn't bear it anymore and turned around and scolded: "Zixia Shut up."
Mouth, I will settle the accounts with you later!"
‘Fairy Zixia’ stuck out her tongue, quickly lowered her head, and said in a voice that sounded like a mosquito:
"You can't see me, you can't see me..."
‘Huang Shaohong’ had a black line on his head and asked in a low voice: “Isn’t this what you call hiding your ears and stealing your bell?”
The 'Sun Wukong' under the sand dunes laughed loudly: "Look, look, finally someone can understand my pain..."
‘Cihang’, however, completely ignored what ‘Sun Wukong’ was saying and just scolded:
"Do you know that you have committed a heinous crime? You also stole your junior brother Zhu Bajie's nine-tooth rake. You clearly want to fight against me!"
The 'Tang Monk' on the side interrupted and added:
"Wukong, if you grab the 'Nine-Tooth Nail Rake', just grab the 'Nine-Tooth Nail Rake'. You also kicked Bajie in the face, knocking off Bajie's pig nose. Now Bajie is completely
You don’t look like a pig anymore…, you are so cruel!”
‘Sun Wukong’ spread his hands disdainfully and said:
"Isn't that just right? I also gave the pig plastic surgery. It's better to be a human than a pig, right?"
'Tang Monk' shook his head and said:
"Then he still has pig ears. You can't have pig ears. How can you look like a human being with pig ears? So if you kick Bajie's nose off, it won't make him look like a human being. It will make him look like a human being."
A man with pig ears, or a pig with a human face..."
The 'Supreme Treasure' and 'Zixia Fairy' on the sand dunes were stunned by the chatty nature of 'Tang Monk'. The former asked with trembling lips:
"Is this also a...person?"
'Fairy Zixia' subconsciously said: "He seems to have improved again in chatting!"
'Huang Shaohong' laughed so hard that his stomach hurt. He couldn't help it before. While laughing, he took out his mobile phone, zoomed in to the nearest position and started recording. This scene was so wonderful that it would be a waste not to keep it as a souvenir.
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The 'Tang Monk' continued:
"Actually, pigs are not bad. They are better than monkeys like you, who jump up and down and talk dirty. You don't listen to me no matter what I say. Look at how honest Bajie is. He sleeps when he's full and eats when he's full.
Sleeping when you are full, eating when you are full, but the only disadvantage is that you still miss women after eating and drinking, which is not like a monk..."
"Holy shit!"
'Sun Wukong' knocked 'Tang Monk' to the ground with one punch, and then laughed maniacally, but anyone could hear the helplessness and pain hidden behind his manic laughter.
After he had laughed enough, he spread his hands and said, "Everyone has seen that this guy talks at length when he has nothing to do, talking about mother-in-law and mother-in-law, just like a fly..."
When 'Sun Wukong' said this, he felt something was wrong again and apologized: "I'm sorry, not one, but a bunch of flies are surrounding you, buzzing, buzzing, buzzing..."
He threw away the 'nine-tooth rake' in pain and knelt on the ground. His hands seemed to be driving away the unnecessary flies around him, and then he said in pain: "Fly into your ears, help me..."
As he shouted for help, he fell to the ground and rolled in pain. The last carp stood up and said seriously:
"So I could only grab the fly, squeeze its belly, pull out its intestines, then use its intestines to strangle its neck, pull hard, and the whole tongue stuck out. I raised the knife in my hand and dropped it.
..."
A peaceful and enjoyable expression appeared on the face of ‘Sun Wukong’:
"The whole world is pure..."
He pointed at 'Tang Monk' and asked 'Guanyin' and the three people on the sand dune: "Now everyone should know why I want to kill him!"
'Tang Seng', who had just gotten up from the ground, looked curious: "Really?"
His expression was as if the fly he was talking about was not him.
‘Cihang Guanyin’, however, had a heart as solid as stone, and didn’t care what ‘Sun Wukong’ was saying at all, and said coldly:
"There are many excuses, no matter how you explain them, I can't forgive your behavior of deceiving your master and destroying your ancestors..."
What people didn’t expect was that ‘Tang Seng’, who had been beaten by the ‘monkey’ with a black nose and swollen face, actually opened his mouth to refute ‘Cihang’:
"Sister, this is what's wrong with you. Wukong wanting to eat me is just an idea and has not yet become a fact. You have no evidence, how can you prove that he is guilty? Since you can't prove it, how can he be guilty?
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"Why don't you wait until he eats me and you have the evidence to convict him?"
‘Cihang’ can’t bear it now:
"Tang Sanzang, I've heard about your verbosity a long time ago, but I didn't expect you to be so verbose. I gave you the golden hoop to subdue this monkey, but you didn't even use it..."
To be continued...