Thanks to: ‘08a’, brothers of ‘Yaochi Qinglian’ for the reward, thank you, thank you very much.

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The smiles of several people are self-evident, they are all laughing, and there are still such blind people trying to make trouble for them!

who are they?

The weakest one is 'Loki' who once led the Chitauri Legion to bring the flames of war to the earth. Although the flames were extinguished by others, he still served as a mini-boss for two days!

Then there is the Asgardian Valkyrie, the super human trafficker who specializes in catching and selling people on the planet Saka. This girl is a man who even sold Thor in the original plot.

As for ‘Thor’, the new acting god-king of Asgard, and ‘Hela’, the goddess of death who always wants to conquer the universe, which one is easier to get along with?

Not to mention, there is also "Huang Shaohong" who may not be able to understand the depth except for taking anal swabs.

'Thor' shook his head with a smile and was about to get up from the back seat of the car: "I'll do it!"

‘Huang Shaohong’ quickly stretched out his hand to stop him:

"That's so boring. Let's wait until we meet the real owner!"

When the Zerg driver saw that the people showed no fear and looked eager to try, he immediately shook the 'beam gun' in his hand:

"Be honest with me. I'm telling you that my shooting skills are not good. If I fire, I may not hit anyone!"

'Loki' suddenly became happy: "Then if you dare to say it, you are not afraid that I will suddenly kill you. Anyway, you may not hit me if you shoot!"

The Zerg driver also laughed: "I haven't finished speaking yet. Why are you so anxious? It's precisely because I'm not accurate with my marksmanship that I use shotguns!"

‘Loki’: “…”

‘Huang Shaohong’ couldn’t stop laughing: “Hey, are you planning to compete with Lao Guo for your job?”

"Who is Lao Guo?"

The Zerg driver and 'Loki' said in unison.

"Forget it, you don't even know me after all. Hey, that knife beetle, whoever wants to see us please take us there quickly!"

The Zerg driver slapped his head:

"I almost delayed my business. Get out of the car. We'll be there in two minutes' walk. I'm warning you all not to play tricks. My shotgun beam gun shoots a large area. I'm even scared to shoot!"

After speaking, it pressed the door-opening button, and the two wing-type doors opened, signaling everyone to get out of the car.

When 'Huang Shaohong' got off the bus, the Zerg driver said:

"I heard you say 'knife beetle' just now. Are you from Earth?"

"To correct you, according to your Earth Star, I am a cockroach, not a mantis. Although these two groups are close relatives, there are still differences..."

‘Huang Shaohong’ was really surprised this time: “You actually know about the cockroaches and knife beetles on our planet?”

The Zerg driver smiled proudly and said:

"That's of course. Praying mantises and cockroaches are not the lower creatures on your planet. They are the original Zerg that scattered to the Earth planet hundreds of millions of years ago when our Zerg race was rampant in the universe!"

"The original plan of the Zerg empire was to let them evolve and conquer the entire planet. Unexpectedly, due to the failure of the Zerg, the Zerg gene evolution device was destroyed by the enemy. As a result, the evolutionary genes in the original Zerg gene chain could not be activated, and thus could not be activated.

Complete the evolution, and this will give you monkey-evolved Earthlings an advantage!"

‘Huang Shaohong’ remembers watching TV programs such as Science Exploration before. When cockroaches and mantises were introduced, they said that these two species were close relatives, and also said that some people suspected that they were alien species. Now it has been confirmed.

In addition, when he heard the 'cockroach driver' say that he was an Earthling who evolved from a monkey, 'Huang Shaohong' really wanted to scold him, you are the monkey, and your whole family is a monkey.

But then I changed my mind and realized that the other person was a cockroach. Didn't this scolding become a compliment?

I had no choice but to say to the driver:

"Believe me, knife beetles are more lovable than cockroaches!"

The 'cockroach driver' shook the 'photon gun' in his hand and said impatiently:

"Okay, get off the car quickly, I don't have so much time to waste with you!"

After getting off the car, ‘Huang Shaohong’ stretched out a finger:

"Last question, I heard that you cockroaches like to fart, is it true?"

The Zerg driver was not embarrassed at all and explained casually:

"The primitive cockroaches would often release methane gas, but our advanced bugs that have evolved for countless years have completely overcome this shortcoming!"

'Huang Shaohong' said in surprise: "Can farting be overcome? Don't you all fart now?"

‘Thor’ interjected from the side:

"Just now I smelled the scent of star flower fragrance in the car. He probably didn't fart randomly!"

‘Zerg Driver’ smiled and said:

"This is the difference between our advanced life forms and our primitive forms. We have evolved from the smell of methane to the smell of flowers!"

"Are you saying that the smell of the incense just now was your farts?"

"Anyway, you might all be dead soon, otherwise I wouldn't tell the average person!"

The 'Zerg Driver' blinked at them.

‘Thor’, ‘Loki’, ‘Valkyrie’, including ‘Hela’, were all caught on the spot.

"vomit......"

‘Loki’ is a mysophobic person and even retched on the spot.

‘Thor’, ‘Valkyrie’, and ‘Hela’ all showed expressions of wanting to kill someone.

Only 'Huang Shaohong' was the only one who couldn't stop laughing with joy at the misfortune.

'Valkyrie' said angrily: "Why are you laughing? It's as if you didn't smell it!"

‘Huang Shaohong’ shrugged:

"I had noticed before that the driver had ulterior motives, so in order to avoid plotting, I used my own space magic to isolate the air on the surface of my body, so I really didn't smell it..."

‘Thor’ picked up the hammer: “I’m going to beat it to death!”

The ‘Zerg driver’ shook the photon gun in his hand as he expected:

"Big guy, I advise you not to do stupid things. If you don't act recklessly, you can live a little longer. If you try to move, I will beat you into a sieve right now!"

'Huang Shaohong' coughed lightly; "Okay Thor, let's go with him and see who is plotting against us!"

The Zerg driver gave 'Huang Shaohong' a knowing look, and then pointed his hand to signal everyone to move forward and enter the primitive forest that had died due to the cold.

'Huang Shaohong' greeted a few people and walked forward through more than a foot of snow. After walking for a few minutes, they reached the depths of the jungle. They saw dozens of aliens wearing marauder costumes in front of them, who had already been waiting for them.

There it is.

Some of these aliens are as tall as cows and horses, and some have strange shapes. In short, they look like animals and hide like humans.

There are even a few humanoid creatures that are colorful and look like poisonous species.

These aliens were all fully armed, holding weapons, and looked at 'Huang Shaohong' and the others with playful expressions.

‘Huang Shaohong’ waved to the other party and asked with a smile:

"I wonder what they have brought us here for? Do you want to treat us to dinner? That's a lot of trouble, just give us a discount!"

The aliens laughed loudly at the same time. The leader, a "Skrull" who was more than two meters tall and more arrogant than O'Neill, walked over and said loudly:

"As long as you guys hand over the control of that spaceship, I can let you leave safely, otherwise don't blame us for being rude!"

Only then did ‘Huang Shaohong’ realize that the other party had taken a fancy to his ‘vibranium spaceship’.

It must be that the combat power displayed by the 'vibranium spaceship' when dealing with the Kree fleet was so amazing that it made these people covet it.

He took out a cigar, lit it, took a puff and then smiled:

"I heard that there is a rule on this planet not to do anything. You are also plunderers. If you rob our spaceship, do you still dare to let us leave?"

The 'Scrull Strong Man' raised the photon gun in his hand and pointed it at 'Huang Shaohong':

"Has no one ever told you that people who are too smart tend to die early? Hand over control of the spacecraft now, or before you die, I guarantee you will regret coming to this world!"

'Huang Shaohong' flicked the cigarette ashes, and was about to let 'Hela' start to cut these people into pieces. Unexpectedly, with a 'boom', the Skrull's head exploded.

'Thor' thought it was 'Huang Shaohong''s hand, and immediately roared, swung his hammer and rushed forward to smash it. 'Loki' and 'Valkyrie' also took out their weapons and rushed forward, and they were eliminated three times.

The second one put everyone to the ground, screaming in agony.

Only ‘Huang Shaohong’ and ‘Hela’ did not take action, but turned to look at the sky on the right.

A small spaceship descended slowly from a high place and hovered over the woods. The hatch was opened and 'Rambo' appeared in front of the hatch. He smiled and said to 'Huang Shaohong':

"I said I wanted to buy you a drink. Do you have time to have a drink?"

‘Huang Shaohong’ pointed to the people on the ground:

"Starka, didn't you say that coming to this planet is equivalent to being protected? So why do these people want to rob my spaceship?"

‘Starka’ said helplessly:

"The performance of your spaceship makes me jealous when I look at it. Naturally, it attracts people's attention. But the rules are the rules. They broke the rules, so they will be punished!"
To be continued...