Chapter 130 The monk steals the sow
"Oh, Xiao Fang is so powerful, Aunt Third has been attacked?!"
"Stop him!"
"Don't let this little boy look down on us!"
The other "villages" were surprised when they saw Aunt San flying out.
After all, in their minds, He Fang is a little rabbit jumping up and down in Donghe Village.
Even in a sense...
Where is their common child.
However, there is no way to do some things, because this is the order of the "village chief", and they have to take action against He Fang and others from rushing into the palace.
After a group of villagers reacted, they also began to take action.
And He Fang started his performance...
"Uncle Li, do you still remember the old sow that disappeared in your house?"
"What?!" A man holding a iron crutch was stunned. He lived in Donghe Village for eighteen years and raised the old sow for three years. How could he not remember it?
"Ergou Danzi stole it!" He Fang was so mean.
"What?! Ergou Danzi, have you stole my old sow?"
"Li Dian, don't listen to this little bastard's nonsense. What is my identity? Have you forgotten? Before going to Donghe Village, I was a monk! Why did I steal a pig?" A thin villager looked aggrieved.
"Yes... how could the monk steal pigs?"
"Uncle Li, you were deceived by Ergou Danzi. The point is not a pig, but a sow!" He Fang shouted loudly while stretching his legs to Uncle Li's crotch.
"Swallow?!" Uncle Li couldn't react for a moment. Seeing that He Fang's penis was approaching, he was shocked.
Then, he understood!
turn out to be……
The point is a sow!
Monk steals the sow!
"Don't worry, little boy, you're talking nonsense, my innocence!" The thin villager named Ergou Danzi suddenly turned red.
"Ergou Danzi, you are not innocent. If you are innocent, wouldn't that old sow be wronged?" He Fang said uncontrollably and his hands did not stop.
"Bang!"
Uncle Li was stunned and was hit by a punch and took three steps away.
Then, Xiaobing punched again.
Uncle Li withdrew five or six more steps.
In this way...
Ergou Danzi was exposed.
"Little bastard, I didn't have any... that old sow, you insulted me and made me innocent, I... I'll fight with you!" Ergou Danzi took a step and actually threw two chains out of his hand, one left and one right, and wanted to tie He Fang and Xiaobing together.
But Xiaobing was obviously one step faster.
"Bang!"
Kick Ergou Danzi in the face.
Ergou Danzi flew up and fell beside Uncle Li.
Uncle Li looked at Ergou Danzi.
Ergou Danzi also looked at Uncle Li.
The two of them stared at each other with big eyes.
"What are you looking at? I really didn't touch your old sow. What's your look at me?" Ergou Danzi was so stared at, and she couldn't stand it.
"If you don't be a thief, why are you guilty?" Uncle Li's face looked strange.
"Fuck, you old lame man, you think I can make a pig. Let me tell you, I didn't make the old sow, but your wife! Uh..." As soon as Ergou Danzi finished speaking, he suddenly felt something was wrong, because the atmosphere around him suddenly became hot.
"Damn it!" Uncle Li was stunned for three seconds, and then he realized that the iron kid in his hand smashed Ergou Danzi's head without thinking.
And then...
The two of them fought together.
He Fang raised his head.
After eighteen years in Donghe Village, he did not live in vain.
In a place where no one has forged him, he has long been deeply aware of everyone's "evidence" of crime. It is no exaggeration to say that he is the information concentration point of Donghe Village.
Moreover, most importantly, this is recognized by everyone in Donghe Village.
"Uncle Li, stop beating. I remembered wrongly just now. The other person who really steals pigs is Qimazi!" He Fang saw the two of them fighting each other, and immediately shouted innocently again.
Not far away, a middle-aged man with pockmarked sequels on his face suddenly changed.
Because, Uncle Li and Ergou Danzi's anger...
It seemed to be transferred to him in an instant.
Fire is burning!
"Damn it?! I didn't get your sow... really, okay... OK, it was me who ate it, but I just ate one pig. You won't really come and kill me, right?" Qimazi was a little bit of a square.
"I'll kill you!"
"So it was the pig you stole!"
The two shouted and rushed towards Qimazi.
"Ah... I'm killing, Old Man Lu Li, you care. These two guys are going to kill each other!" Qi Mazi turned around and ran away without looking back.
"What are you doing?" The village elder's face was very dark.
A group of big men...
He was actually tricked by a little boy.
Is there any other kingly law?
Is there any law?!
"Old man Lu Li, this kid won't give me an explanation today..."
"Shut up! Now when is the time? You won't do the main business!" Lu Li shook his hand and slapped out a palm print like the essence.
"Bang!"
Uncle Li's Ergou Danzi and his two men were cut down to the ground.
The scene seems to be about to be controlled.
But at this moment, He Fang's voice sounded again.
"Mr. Village elder, you will go to peek at Widow Zhang for a bath every night at 7:50. Don't think I don't know!"
"Shut up, little bastard, get out of here, don't make trouble, get out, do you know? Why did I raise you for eighteen years? How dare you rebel?!" The village elder was a little anxious.
Eighteen years in Donghe Village...
What a ghost knows how many secrets in Donghe Village have he known.
As the sect leader of the forbidden door.
He has lived a happy life in these eighteen years.
The villagers of Donghe Village also live happily.
But it is precisely because of happiness that some things are relaxed and become more and more true. Sometimes, they even forget their identity.
Eighteen years...
The forbidden door is actually no longer the former forbidden door.
The previous ban was very strict and the level was clear. However, eighteen years later, the people in the ban were no longer like this. They began to quarrel over trivial matters and even fight.
Just like a real rural villager.
The village elder knew this, but he had been through this for eighteen years, so he didn't care too much, or rather, he was also used to this noisy life.
But now, he seems to understand a little.
The forbidden door is really no longer the former forbidden door...
People are here!
But the heart has changed.
And there is only one person who can trigger this "weakness", which is where!
An existence that controls the secrets of all the villagers in Donghe Village!
Chapter completed!