Chapter 401 The ninth generation of the little monk
Chen Jiang was indeed scared. The disgusting dead human demon turned out to be a big snake, a real demon, so his brain was short-circuited. Is there really a demon around his son?
So before... Chen Fei said that the little white-haired pet was Shi Keer, which is real?
Chen Jiang shivered, then looked at the bloody mouth in front of him and immediately shouted: "Little bastard, hurry up and let him go back. What should I do if he eats me?"
Xiaoxue rolled her eyes and automatically transformed back into a human form without Chen Fei's instructions. Then she was too lazy to pay attention to Chen Jiang, but went back to the house to have a meal.
"Now you understand? Xiaoxue, Ke'er and Man Fang, Bai Suwan, are all demon cultivators, and are also your son and my friends!"
"What about you? They... demons, how could they be with you?" Chen Jiang said in confusion.
"Because I'm better than them!"
Chen Jiang was shocked: "You are also a demon? Mabi, it's impossible. I'm not a demon. You are my biological child!"
Chen Fei was so scared that he was so stupid that he was speechless!
"I have practiced Taoism, magical powers, flying in the sky and the earth, and so on!"
"Sharp it, is it true? Are you a god?" Chen Jiang said in surprise.
"That's about it, but it's not a god, but it's just a magical power."
"So that's it. No wonder you want to marry three. It's okay to marry a hundred gods. Mabi, I want to be a god too!" Chen Jiang jumped up and pulled Chen Fei's collar: "Tell me quickly, I want to be a god too, and then find a few more Houma for you!"
"Puff~" Chen Fei almost vomited blood. His biological father had no serious time to live such a big life!
"Dad, it's not like to be a god to find more women. Keer and I are all together because of... something. I just want to tell you that I am different from ordinary people. In the future, I will have a long lifespan and can live for hundreds or even thousands of years. So I don't want to be too lonely on the road of life. Do you understand what I mean?"
"Dongdong, why don't you understand? If you find one, you will be burping if you live in your seventies or eighties. But if you find a few more, then there will be someone among these people who will always be with you, right? Then you can find a few for me too."
"I'll kick you to death!" Chen Fei discovered it, and couldn't understand Chen Jiang. He couldn't pee in the same pot. He probably wouldn't be like a normal father in his life.
"Hehe, it's kidding, it's kidding, but you teach me to be a god, otherwise I won't leave." Chen Jiang laughed loudly, his son turned out to be so awesome.
"Let's have a meal." Chen Fei waved helplessly.
"What about him?" Chen Jiang pointed to the little monk Wuchen in the yard again. The little monk sat there like he was asleep, not opening or talking.
"He..." Chen Fei glanced at Wuchen: "Do you eat? There are no vegetables anyway!" Chen Fei asked with a smile.
"No visit, the little monk is really hungry!" Wu Chen actually stood up and wanted to have dinner with everyone!
"Sharp it, do you really eat it? You will break the precepts after eating it? It's full of wine and meat!"
The little monk smiled faintly and took the initiative to enter the room. He practiced the ten-generation reincarnation technique. He knew very well what breaks the precepts and what is not breaking the precepts!
Chen Jiang also followed into the restaurant, and at this time, everyone was waiting for him. He was Chen Fei's father and came back from afar, so he didn't sit down, so no one dared to sit down!
"Well, everyone sits, everyone sits." Chen Jiang laughed and signaled everyone to sit down, and then said, "That, Xiaoxue, what kind of magic do you know? Show your uncle bother you. Of course, don't change your original form. The original form is not as good as you are now. Really, you are so beautiful now!"
Zeng Tuantuan almost swears, and the others couldn't help laughing. Chen Fei was such a father.
"What kind of spells do uncle want to see?" Xiaoxue was rare and actually talked to Chen Jiang!
"How about being invisible? Can you teach me? Can you also teach me? I tell you, your uncle, I dare to go anywhere in my life, but there is only one place I have never been to!"
"Where is it?" everyone said curiously.
"Female bathhouse!"
"Puff~"
"Puff~"
Many people have criticized it. What a damn thing, does he want to learn invisibility and enter the women's bathhouse?
Everyone looked at Chen Fei again, this is really your real father, it looks very similar to you!
Chen Fei was so angry that he gritted his teeth. Both daughters-in-law were there. This father-in-law was so nonsense!
"Invisible, yes, but if you want to invisible, you have to practice to a level above the Golden Elixir. Only at the level above the Golden Elixir can you practice the invisible invisibility technique!" Xiaoxue said lightly.
"Discovery invisibility?" Chen Jiang was surprised!
"The so-called invisibility technique is nothing more than a trick. There is no one in this world who can really invisible. Of course, at least I have never seen it, or the great gods in the heavenly world have such supernatural powers!"
"It's a trick to make my eyes see it is not true?" Chen Jiang nodded.
"Well, that's the reason!"
"What realm is that golden elixir? When will I get there!"
Xiaoxue shook her head and said she didn't know!
"Let's have dinner first. Let's talk about what you practice after you finish your meal."
"Grass, I'm finished eating, tell me!" Chen Jiang said and put down the chopsticks!
Chen Fei was so angry that he was amused and laughed: "Then you go outside and wait after the meal. That, Lao Man, pick up food for Master Wuchen. Master Wuchen, don't be polite. Eat the food, pour wine, let's drink some!"
"Thank you, thank you!" The little monk didn't refuse, took a piece of rib handed over by Man Fang and put it in his mouth!
Everyone opened their mouths in surprise. This monk was eating meat in a fucking way!
After eating the meat, the little monk suddenly shook his head and smiled: "The little monk's previous life was a butcher, and his favorite thing to eat is the beast's going to the water!"
"You have practiced for ten years, and every life is different? Are you all monks?" Everyone said in surprise.
"The second life is an emperor!"
"I was a scholar in the third life!"
"The Fourth Life is a prostitute!"
"Puff~" Many people squirted again. The little monk had ever been a chicken?
Hold it...
Everyone was very chilling!
Instead, the little monk continued, "The fifth generation is a general!"
"The sixth generation is a rich man!"
"The Seventh generation is a swordsman!"
"The Eighth generation is a murderer!"
"The ninth generation is a butcher!"
"Then what was your first life?" Everyone knew that the tenth life was a monk, but the little monk didn't say that his first life was!
The little monk took a sip of wine himself, then shook his head and stopped talking!
"Tell me, what's it? I'll drink with you!" Chen Jiang and the little monk touched the cup!
The little monk smiled faintly: "In the first life, I am not in the world!"
"Sharp!" Everyone was shocked when they heard the words of the little monk. If they were not in the world in their first life, then they would be immortals, gods, demons, ghosts, etc. in the upper realm, right?
"What the hell is that?"
Chapter completed!