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Chapter 1500 stupid people have stupid blessings

After Chen Xia and eleven others entered the planet, they sat on the highest mountain on the planet, and were also a place where the crowds of masters gathered.

They found a corner and sat in a circle without contacting anyone.

This is the place where God buried his bones. This mountain is actually a tomb. At this time, they are all waiting for the opening of the tomb of God. According to legend, the opening time of the tomb of God is just these few days. No one knows which day it is.

However, at the beginning, Zhao Ritian and Jin Shiyi could still sit still, but after sitting for a few hours, the two of them winked and flew back and forth, obviously in exchange for divine thoughts.

To be honest, Chen Xia has no choice but to use these two things. You are ignorant of them. If you argue with them about right and wrong, they can take you into the ditch.

So Chen Xia pretended not to see it, and she wouldn’t be upset if she didn’t see it.

Finally, when I sat in the middle of the night, Jin Shi said, "Miss, I want to swear..."

"Puff~" Chen Xia had the urge to strangle Jin Shiyi to death. In fact, Zhao Ritian was not stupid at all. Just Jin Shiyi was so 2, which was actually different from normal people.

The reason why practitioners are called practitioners is that they can fast and not eat, so they will not starve to death if they don’t eat for several years or hundreds of years. Similarly, it is okay not to be swearing for several years or hundreds of years.

And now? This Shiyilang actually found an excuse to swear.

In fact, Chen Xia had already guessed that he was so swearing. Someone opened an open-air shop on the top of the mountain, and several large pots were built there. The meat was fragrant and the wine was filled with fragrance. Many people with unstable hearts were drinking there, which was no different from those rich guys in the world.

Of course, most of them still haven’t gone. After all, they are all masters and they all rely on their own identities. Besides, they can’t bear the desire to be able to bear it anymore, so that is considered practicing Taoism?

Most of the shops are young.

"Go." Chen Xia knew that he couldn't stop him. If you really didn't let him swear, he could sit in his pants, or even pull it inside to disgust you. This is Tiger Grass Gold Eleven!

Jin Shiyi ran away, and Jin Shiyi left, Zhao Ritian whispered: "Miss, this kid is not going to swear, he is greedy for fragrant meat, and he is greedy for wine. I know how to eat this wine bag, I will catch him back." After Zhao Ritian finished speaking, he went to catch someone angrily!

"Puchi." Zhang Mengqi was very happy and said, "It is really difficult for you to let them sit here in such a lively place!"

"I'm afraid they will ruin something big." Chen Xia said with a wry smile.

"Wufang, everyone has their own fate, and they cannot be forced. The two of them have pure thoughts. They are either bad people or like to make trouble. To be honest, if we hadn't been in the Taoist heaven over the years, we would have lived a tasteless life."

"My aunt is right. The two of them are not bad-hearted. They are also a pair of live treasures. They are really a pair of pistachios." Chen Xia smiled and said with a smile.

Jin Shiyi ran to the wine shop, and Zhao Ritian went in to catch him, but seemed to have caught him in.

In a short while, there was a sound of guessing the wine shop. It was obvious that the two guys successfully got together with some drinkers.

Until dawn, the two guys were drinking in the wine shop, and then they continued to drink for a whole day. Then the guys Jin Shiyi were drunk and so drunk that they said everything. Zhao Ritian was also a little dizzy, but not so evil.

Obviously, the wine shop owner is drunk and has a strong alcohol content.

Jin Shiyi played the live donkey, and sang and touched the 18th while drinking. His voice was loud and his jokes were so bad that many women blushed and spit out secretly.

Zhao Ritian knew that he had caused trouble. Jin Shiyi was really drunk and was not pretending, so he wanted to bring Jin Shiyi back. However, Jin Shiyi was drunk and refused to recognize his relatives, and fought with Zhao Ritian. Zhao Ritian had no choice but to come back to bring reinforcements and let Chen Xia go over to deal with him!

However, just when Zhao Ritian just returned to the small circle, the earthquake occurred. The huge shock on the top of the mountain was even bigger than the magnitude 18. The sky seemed to be torn apart. Then a black hole appeared on the top of the mountain, and the black hole was the entrance to the tomb of God!

"This door opens and will close after three breaths." Someone shouted, and then everyone rushed towards the hole.

Chen Xia was very anxious and ordered Zhao Ritian to bring Jin Shiyi into the portal, but they took the lead.

Then, thousands of people rushed into the black hole, which was like the bottomless pit. As long as they leaned in, they would be sucked into it.

Zhao Ritian wanted to pull Jin Shiyi, but there were too many people and he couldn't rush over. Then, he counted the time. When the three breaths arrived, everyone went in, and only he and Jin Shiyi who were continuing to sing and touching were not in!

The portal was closed, and Jin Shiyi was so drunk that he sang on the beat, "Touch my hands first, then touch my elbow, I walked in along my arm, and when I touched the bell, I pressed the button..."

Zhao Ritian was crazy and trembled all over. He rushed over and gave Jin Shiyi a big electric cannon, which made Jin Shiyi spit out two big teeth.

"My surname is Zhao, your uncle Jin fights you..." Jin Shiyi was also crazy. Zhao Ritian made a desperate move, so the two of them fought on the top of the mountain, hugged each other, and pounded each other regardless of your life.

There was no one on the top of the mountain, and thousands of people entered the door, leaving them the only two.

However, what they didn't know was that just as they were fighting, the mountain collapsed, and the whole mountain suddenly collapsed downwards, and then it was swallowed by a huge hole, and they were swallowed together without a trace.

The highest mountain of the stars is gone, but a bottomless black hole appears. No one knows where the black hole leads to...

...

There is an old saying that fools have good fortune. Some smart people study and manage treasures or things they want to get throughout their lives, but they can easily get them by a fool.

The saying that fools have good fortune is also very appropriate to Jin Shiyi, because the black hole that Chen Xia and I entered for more than a thousand times is not the real tomb of God. I have said before that mountains are the graves, so the black hole appears in the air. How can they drill into the graves?

However, what about Jin Shiyi and Zhao Ritian? One was drunk and sang Shiba, and the other was so angry that he fought with him. Unintentionally, the grave collapsed and they fell into the grave. The most coincidental thing was that the two of them fell directly on the huge coffin. The coffin was very big and exquisite, and it was still a jade coffin with a fairy spirit on it.

Jin Shiyi sobered up, and Zhao Ritian hugged Jin Shiyi and kissed each other wildly, because even a fool could guess that the two of them stepped on the shit and fell directly on the coffin of God. Who is so lucky?
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