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Chapter 76 The rude young man

No American city's professional sports are more miserable than Cleveland, which may have endured all the pain and tears in other places. Cleveland is like being cursed, and they are almost as close to the championship almost every time, but forever out of reach.

It's almost half a century since no one has been able to lead Cleveland's professional sports team to a championship, and it has not put the city in the ecstasy of winning the highest honor again.

Whether it is the Cavaliers or other club teams, whenever the Clevelanders see their home team reaching the finals, they silently choose to avoid talking because they don’t want to talk too much and make their team’s good luck waste.

Cleveland Browns of Cleveland NFL and Cleveland Indians of Cleveland Indians have no championship fate in history.

The Browns won a championship earlier, but it was in the 1950s, when there was no Super Bowl and people simply did not recognize the value of the championship.

Now all hope falls on the Chosen Son.

When Lee Xing heard DJ shouting at the scene: "No. 23, Cleveland's eternal "king"!, LeBron James from...~~~!!", he really wanted to pick up a loud man, like what Edison Chen said to Anthony Wong in the live version of "Initial D": "You never dreamt that your wife would leave you."

Not only will he leave you, he will also hug his brother with a proud look on his face to keep warm, and then say in front of the media: "We will win three consecutive championships, four consecutive championships, five consecutive championships, and six consecutive championships" and other unrealistic and shameless slutty words.

Before traveling through time, Li Xing had an extremely bad impression of James.

James made Li Xing look a lot better in the previous meeting with the All-Stars, but history is history after all. No matter what the reason is, history will still happen and there will be no accidents.

In fact, Li Xing's teammates like to play away games very much. Why? Because in the away game, you can't see his beauties in the harem.

Every time I hear Delins and others take the lead in cheering Li Xing, as his teammates, Bosh and others can't resist the urge to beat him up. Reggie Evans is the one who likes to do this the most.

Oh by the way, Evans made a comeback in February and played well. As a substitute, he can average 3 points and 5 rebounds per game.

Considering that his playing time is only 10 minutes, this rebounding rate is very exaggerated.

Li Xing bent down and gave Evans a high-fives; turned around and gave Banyani a very tone Italian bow ceremony; then cooperated with Bosh, who pretended to fall, and Li Xing wanted to catch him...

Such complex opening etiquettes are simply more troublesome than tactical manuals.

This is what Li Xing hates the most. We are here to play basketball, so why do we have to make so many complicated gestures?

"What makes me most happy tonight is that I don't have to hear Kate Dellins yelling on the sidelines anymore. This woman is so crazy. I used to think she was a little lady." Wilms said with a headache.

Bellinelli mentioned it next to him: "Yes, but isn't Catherine McPhee even more crazy? I don't want to review American Idol Season 5 now."

"Stop it, Catherine is always holy in my heart!" Wilms is McPhee's loyal and deceased fan.

"Latch, promise me to treat Catherine gently...she is a good girl." Wilms said affectionately.

Li Xing said calmly: "Get out, you are so disgusting!"

Before the opening, Triano gathered everyone together and said, "Congratulations on coming to the most difficult home court in the league. Although it is very difficult, although the opponent is the number one in the East, we have only one purpose here."

"win!"

Banyani shouted.

"That's right!" Triano was very satisfied with Banyani's awareness: "I believe that each of you wants to win, come on the field, we are the regicides tonight!"

The Cavaliers tailored an elderly All-Star lineup around James.

There are former All-Star power forward Antoine Jamison; there are Shaq O'Neal, the old and dissatisfied player; there are nine-year-old New York streetball genius Sebastian Terffield and real quasi-All-Star player Maurice Williams.

These people, together with James, are a force that cannot be underestimated.

To be honest, Li Xing understood James a little when he saw that the Cavaliers started.

It’s a scam, right? What kind of shit lineup is this? I’m going to join my brothers in group with the Big Three!

The best evaluation of a bad lineup is to assume that their best players will be taken away and what kind of record can they get?

Obviously, if James is won, the Cavaliers should be the number one favorite team to be signed by the No. 1 pick.

It won't be too late this moment, they will be able to realize this wish next season.

Why is it a wish? Just kidding, spending a lot of money to form such a bad lineup, isn’t it to make James, a cancer that cannot win the championship, disgusting, and then get the No. 1 pick?

Obviously, the Cavaliers management is taking a big game, and James is the offering.

OK, all the above are nonsense, let's get back to the game as soon as possible.

"Do you think you are taller or Yao Ming is taller?" O'Neal was very active and came up and chatted with Li Xing.

In order to maintain his personality, Li Xing could not answer him and had a stern face.

"Is this how your generation of young people treat the elderly? Although it's cool, maybe you think this will attract girls, but I must tell you that it is impolite. You don't respect me enough. Although I'm old, I have achieved great success. You have to maintain enough respect for me."

If O'Neal was not 38 years old this year, but 28 years old, he would definitely not waste so much saliva to reason with Li Xing.

Be reasonable? Humph! When did I, Shark Ritian, have made the reason? Wait until I dunk on your head, you can reason with my Kiba!

Unfortunately, everyone will grow old, and O'Neal is the same. Li Xing has been in the limelight recently. O'Neal hopes to get along well with him so that neither of them can't get out of the way.

Li Xing was still stern. He might not know that this would make O'Neal very angry.

"I started to hate you, why can Yao Ming be so humorous and you are as rigid as Tim Duncan?"

Li Xing finally spoke: "I am an American."

"Oh! I really can't believe that you are a wild American. How could our America raise such a boring and rigid guy? You are only 20 years old, and you are the age of passion. You should open your heart and treat everyone with kindness enthusiastically. What do you think?" O'Neal felt that his patience was about to run out.

Why can't God make him ten years younger? So that he can teach this rookie who has no respect for the older generation a lesson.

Li Xing really had nothing to say, so he had to use three mysterious smiles at the same time.

He smiled "I know you are an idiot, but I can't say, who told you to be a senior, but you are really an idiot, I'm so helpless."

It turns out that some swear words can be passed on through smiles.

O'Neal's big fat face suddenly became fat several times. Li Xing believed that the other party would definitely receive some messages through the smile on his face.

The referee held the ball and threw it into the air.

O'Neal jumped for a while, but he knew he couldn't jump Li Xing, so he didn't do much.

Li Xing won the jump ball, and his teammates were used to it.

If Li Xing doesn't win the jump one day, that's big news.

Li Xing, who raised the mid-range jump shot to 74 points, hurriedly wanted to show his shot, helped Calderon pick-and-roll, pull out the catch, and hit.

"Boy, is it appropriate for you to float outside and shoot at a tall man? You should come in and compete with me!" O'Neal muttered.

Li Xing ignored him, turned around and ran away.

The people in charge of commenting on the game were O'Neal's old rivals, Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith.

Barkley and O'Neal had a duel on the court, which was "severe in the best and the worst, and life and death."

Barkley almost killed O'Neal, and the referee and their teammates stopped this from happening.

Smith was the starting No. 1 position of the Rockets who fucked the Magic, led by O'Neal and Penny Hardaway in the Finals in 1995.

Both of them know O'Neal.

Seeing O'Neal helpless at Li Xing's high-level shooting, he showed a smile that he understood.

"Rach's style of play should be the kind that Shak hates the most, with tough defense and erratic offense."

"Isn't it? Hakeem made him very fucked by one shot."

"Strictly speaking, Hakim and I are blowing each other."

O'Neal was afraid that Li Xing would believe Smith's one-sided statement and quickly defended himself.

Li Xing didn't want to know who broke the ball. It was all the fucking thing fifteen years ago. Who cares? Do you really treat yourself as a garlic?

"oh."

Li Xing was still considerate and was afraid that O'Neal would be embarrassed, so he responded hard.

oh?

I am so enthusiastic about you because you are young and promising, and your future will surely be bright. That’s how you treat me?

O'Neal couldn't bear it on the spot. If you really think that a 38-year-old shark can't bite people? Today I'll get you infected with the shark flu!

O'Neal was in full force, while Li Xing made a move around to defend.

The slender arms like a spider covered O'Neal's sight, and also made Williams hesitate.

Although O'Neal is the starter, he is 38 years old.

In order to deal with Howard, the Cavaliers introduced O'Neal, but his current physical fitness cannot last for 30 minutes, and he can't even stand 20 minutes.

So, in every game, O'Neal and Big Z share 20 minutes of playing time.

With limited vision on the field, O'Neal's offensive output is still very objective, averaging 12 points per game with a shooting rate of 56%.

This means that as long as he is on the court and as long as he is in the position, you have to give him the ball, otherwise it will be meaningless for him to be present - are you expecting him to drag his body weighing almost two hundred kilograms for you to defend?

Are you kidding?
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