Chapter 670 Barney is crazy(1/2)
"What did you see?"
Li Xing picked up a towel and wiped his eyes repeatedly. Yes, he read that right, Banyani was cleaning.
This scene is really scary.
"What are you surprised? Can't I clean it?" asked Banyani. "I don't play much time tonight, and it's very uncomfortable to not vent my extra energy. Is there any problem with helping everyone do some work?"
"no problem..."
Li Xing smiled and said, "But this is the first time you have been pressed on the bench by the coach. Why didn't you help everyone clean up if you didn't vent your energy?"
"Also, didn't you say you were going to St. Margaret? Why are you cleaning here alone, and the others?"
"Are you abandoned?"
Li Xing just speculated casually, not wanting to really hit Banyani's vitals. His face was flushed and he shouted at the top of his voice: "Don't talk nonsense, what's abandoned, how could I be abandoned? I am the king of the party. Can a party without my party be called a party?"
"Yes, our favorite show is to jump off the building and twist your waist when you get drunk."
Li Xing is always talking about this meme.
Banyani was angry: "You have two choices now, one, go home to shovel the poop, and two, stay and help me!"
"Why should I help you?"
Li Xing said: "I just finished taking a shower. Why do you have to do these rough work? Can you give me a reason?"
"damn it!"
Banyani said generously: "If even I have the spirit of sacrifice, dedicating myself, and silently contributing to the team, what reason do you have not followed me?"
"You're such a fucking genius!"
Li Xing clapped his hands: "Indeed, this is just a small step for Andrea Banyani, but it is a big step for the progress of human civilization."
"Okay, I'll help you!"
Li Xing was not interested in why Banyani stayed alone to clean up. He had never done such a thing since he came to the team.
No, even in his previous life, he had never taken the initiative to clean up.
This kind of thing is usually left to the nanny at home, or Pang Ruo can't bear to watch it anymore and takes the initiative to help him clean it.
Not to mention it after traveling through time. Women who love clean will naturally help you clean the house.
Li Xing and Banyani worked together to clean the locker room and shower room.
Looking at the newly renovated locker room, thinking that in a few days, the place would become full of dirt, so they felt like they were wasting their own efforts.
"Can you treat the locker room well in the future and don't litter?" asked Banyani.
Li Xing couldn't believe that he could actually hear this from Banyani's mouth. It was so terrifying.
"Promise me something." Li Xing said.
"What?" asked Banyani.
"Don't suddenly turn into a grimace and tell me that Andrea Banyani is dead, I don't have firecrackers on my body now, and I can't celebrate."
After Li Xing said that, he picked up the things and left.
"You bastard, stop me!"
Li Xing and Banyani were quarreling and came to the parking lot.
When Xu Ke saw Li Xing, he asked, "Why are you so slow?"
"You have to ask the great Nani," said Li Xing.
Xu Ke's eyes were facing Banyani: "What happened?"
"Rach and I did a great thing," Banyani said proudly.
"What?"
"If you want to know, go and ask Rachi, I'm going home."
Banyani opened the car door, flew onto the car, and then drifted in place in an open parking lot where there were no vehicles.
"Damn, I turned the wrong direction!"
"Can you get out of here quickly? Can you stop blocking the road?" Li Xing shouted behind him.
Ryan said; "I can surpass him."
"Don't do that," said Li Xing.
"Why?" Ryan asked.
Li Xing said: "If you do this, it may make the idiot think you are challenging him and there will be an accident."
"I don't believe there is such an idiot in this world." Ryan said seriously.
Li Xing said something not serious at all in a more serious tone: "The ignorant lion, Andrea Banyani is such an idiot."
"Okay, you haven't told me why it's so late."
“As Nani said, we did something great together.”
“What is it?”
"What great things do you think two men can do when they are alone in the locker room?"
Li Xing deliberately ignored it and sold a hidden secret, letting her guess.
Through Li Xing's bad eyes, Xu Ke covered his mouth: "Are you?"
Li Xing gave her a pop of corn: "I'll give you three seconds to delete the dirty thoughts in my mind!"
"So it's not?" Xu Ke breathed a sigh of relief.
"How could it be? Your thoughts are so evil, Coco!" said Li Xing.
Xu Ke said nothing, "How do you know what I'm thinking?"
"You don't even look at how many women there are around me. No one in this world understands the heart of women better than me." Li Xing said proudly.
"Yoyo, are you so awesome?"
The air was filled with the smell of vinegar.
"otherwise,"
Ryan, who had never complained about Li Xing, spoke up.
"uh-huh?"
Is this lion crazy today? I have never seen him tear himself up.
"Fidel Castro has had relationships with tens of thousands of women, and he definitely knows women better than you."
Ryan now complained about Li Xing in the tone of his ex.
"Beautiful, Ryan, someone is just too confident." Xu Ke said ridiculously.
"Who is the person you are talking about? Why have I never heard of his name?" Li Xing said, "Diet people don't count!"
"Also, you can concentrate on driving and don't talk!"
Li Xing suffered a great loss of face and could only use his little authority to shut up Ryan, who was trying to commit crimes.
Ryan had to shut up.
When Li Xing and Xu Ke returned home, everyone had already fallen asleep.
Only Yiya came to greet him. It bit its tail and kept getting up and stepping on Li Xing's feet.
The first thing Li Xing cares about is whether it has dismantled the house. At present, the house is intact.
"Good dog!"
Li Xing touched its head.
Li Xing walked to the living room and saw the notes on the table.
“The midnight snack has been heated.”
"Xing, let's have something to eat." Xu Ke said.
Li Xing came to the dining table and sat down and asked, "Don't you eat?"
"I don't have such a high basal metabolic rate as you do. Do you want me to eat fat?" Xu Ke asked.
Actually, Li Xing felt that she was a little thinner.
In the eyes of ordinary people, Xu Ke has a perfect figure, with a bulge in front and a tilt in the back.
Due to the influence of Rachi Li Benge, Li Xing now feels that a woman with a plump figure is the most beautiful without affecting her face shape.
Therefore, he really hoped that Xu Ke would gain a little weight.
I wish I could have been like Delins...
A few days later, the second game of the series began.
To be continued...