Chapter 1687 My five elements are wicked
The farce directed by the Third Young Master failed to come to an end for three days. Only then did she realize that she had put too much medicine in her!
"Oh, I'm really sorry! I just want to scare you, but who knows that if you accidentally get too many things.
Please forgive me..."
The third young master was praying silently in the room, and no one could hear him speak. Obviously this was a kind of teasing.
The county town is in chaos, and the Japanese have diarrhea everywhere. Basically, every day, you can see a passing Japanese who are covering their stomachs and going to the side to get diarrhea.
The Japanese completely lost their combat power. The third young master was happy to see this situation. Anyway, it was not me who had diarrhea. Who would want to pull anyone?
Mr. Li San always had some wine all day long, and two plates of peanuts were given, and from time to time, letting waitershun a pot of Biluochun come up.
Life is so comfortable!
In addition, Zhou Yunan has learned his lesson now and he knows to massage his legs and shoulders. At first, the third young master was a little uncomfortable and once suspected that Miss Zhou was going to murder her husband.
But a few days later, he adapted to this situation. Although Miss Zhou's strength was not very strong, the place where she pinched was different, and those who didn't know thought it was beaten by a stick.
However, I have become much more skilled in the past two days. The third young master was humming a small song while drinking tea, and there was a beautiful woman next to him giving him a massage.
This kind of life is as happy as a god!
"When do you think this Japanese will finish it?"
When Zhou Yunan rubbed Li Jian's shoulders, a trace of disgust flashed across her face.
She hasn't been out these days, but the road looks dirty, and many Japanese men have an inexplicable stench, as if they are climbing up from a pit.
After Miss Zhou went out once, she never wanted to go out again. The smell on those people made her sick.
Now she wants to be a lady from a high school and can no longer be as careless as before. Therefore, she is very ashamed of the Japanese.
"Who the hell knows! If I had known, I wouldn't have let mice apply so many medicines. This medicine is too effective!
The Japanese have not done anything these days and have diarrhea in the pits all day long. I guess this action will be postponed for a long time."
The third young master was also a little annoyed. He didn't expect that the croton powder was such a strong laxative. I heard that some Japanese had already entered the hospital, and the Japanese were almost dead.
"Your trick is really unethical."
"How about being immoral? Haven't you heard my grandfather say it?
When I was a kid, a fortune teller told me about his fortune. Do you know what he said?"
Miss Zhou's face suddenly turned dark. This guy was fooling people again. She believed that others said this, but if Li Jian said this, she would not believe a word.
"You are so boring. I tell you, when I was a child, the fortune teller said that I had nothing to do, but the only one of these five elements is missing. Do you know what it is?"
"gold!"
Miss Zhou answered it without thinking. It was obvious that Li Jian’s name had the meaning of gold.
However, Young Master Li San shook his head, and his appearance seemed to be pretending to be profound, and then slowly explained:
"The fortune teller said that I was not moral in the five elements!"
puff!
Xiao Ba, who was drinking tea in the distance, immediately sprayed out a sip of tea, then shrank his head back, and a loud curse came from outside the window.
"Which bastard is so immoral, spitting on my face."
Xiao Ba really couldn't stand it anymore. Today, Rat and Dafa went out to inquire about clues, so he and Xiaoqi were left at home.
Xiaoqi went out to buy food because he was hungry, so he had to watch the house at home and look at Lao Songdao opposite him.
But Captain and Miss Zhou, this couple, were both together all day long, and showed their affection from time to time. He couldn't stand it, so he hid far away.
Who knew that Li Jian said this for a long time and almost made him laugh to death.
"Well, this fortune teller is right!"
After hearing Li Jian's words, Zhou Yunan was stunned for a while, and then nodded for granted.
The fortune teller was right. This guy was just unethical and very sinister. The fortune teller didn't know if he was still there. He should have another cheat for him to see if this guy is still stupid!
"What's your expression? This young master is just a little joke. You can't go back and tell grandpa."
Li Jian bit the spout, and the tea brewed here was a master of the sect. It seemed that Miss Zhou’s money was not spent in vain. The waiter should have done his best.
"Don't worry, I won't tell too many people. Everyone knows your young master Li San's temper. At most, I'll just talk to my uncles, uncles, grandparents and other things at home."
Zhou Yunan's grandfather has also gone to Macau now, but their family does not have such great hatred with the Japanese, and the family's industry has not suffered much damage. Therefore, did Mr. Zhou still play chess with Li Aihua or something?
This is the granddaughter's in-laws. He is particularly satisfied with you, Li Jian, but he is a little dissatisfied with his granddaughter. It has been so long, why hasn't his stomach moved yet?
Now I can finally understand why Miss Zhou ran thousands of miles to Jinzhong to find Li Jian. The reason is obvious.
"Forget it, I won't tell you! I don't know what happened to Old Songdao and the Ghost Fox. It's been five days!
Five days!
The two bastards haven't come out yet, so they won't die of diarrhea at home."
Young Master Li San's curse has always had a great effect. The ones in sharp contrast with him are naturally Lao Songdao and the ghost fox.
The third young master is extremely relaxed all day long. He should eat and drink, and can he still sleep with a beautiful woman?
But the ghost fox and Lao Songdao are different!
Especially Lao Songdao, I was scared by Li Lijian before and could throw a grenade. Whether he could show his heroic spirit in his life was the same thing, but he was exhausted from diarrhea at this time.
I heard that I couldn't stand firm in the battle. At first, I could walk to the toilet by myself, but later I asked someone to help me. Now it's even more amazing. I don't need anyone to help me lie on the bed and get diarrhea and tuck my crotch.
Moreover, there is a dark circle around my eyes, and my eyes are concave, and I look unenergic. I have lost a lot of weight, my face is pale and my lips are blue. Those who don’t know think they are poisoned.
In fact, this is due to exhaustion. The body consumes too much protein. Fortunately, the Japanese military doctor is quite powerful and has brought back Lao Songdao's life.
The reflective ghost fox is not that good. It’s not that he is going to die. On the contrary, he lives well.
The ghost fox was born as an agent and his physical fitness was far superior to that of ordinary people. His stomach and intestines were naturally more powerful than ordinary people. He could not even kill him with a little croton powder.
But now they are anxious. Just now, a telegram from Nanjing was sent over, and the superiors were about to take action...
Chapter completed!