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Chapter 0330 Beautiful Stewardess

With a bang, Erlangzi stepped back several steps in a row. He got angry, "Good boy! You dare to kick me! I have to take out your bird's nest!" Erlangzi slapped his chest with both hands, like a gorilla.

"Uh! What is this guy doing? Are you nervous?" Ouyang Zhenqiang looked at Erlangzi in confusion.

"What do he do? Let me solve him!" Ouyang Zhenyuan slid under his feet, and came to Erlangzi, kicking Erlangzi.

"It's so awesome!" Erlangzi shouted loudly and went up to meet him.

With a bang, Ouyang Zhenyuan was knocked away and flew more than ten meters away. His body hit the glass wall of the airport. The glass shattered, and Ouyang Zhenyuan flew out.

With a thud, Ouyang Zhenyuan fell into the pool outside the airport hall, and his head hit the steel pipe of the pool. A big bag immediately popped up on his head, causing him to choke for a few sips of water.

"Zhenyuan!" Ouyang Zhenqiang exclaimed, turned his head to look at how Ouyang Zhenyuan was doing.

When he was so distracted, Erlangzi came to him and said, "Take the bird's nest!" Erlangzi reached out and grabbed Ouyang Zhenqiang's bottom. Ouyang Zhenqiang had no time to dodge and defend, and was pulled out of the bird's nest.

Ouyang Zhenqiang screamed, and then Erlangzi beat Ouyang Zhenqiang out with a terrifying move, knocked through the glass in the airport hall, and landed in the women's bathroom.

Screams came from the women's bathroom, and Ouyang Zhenqiang ran out in a panic. His face turned green and he covered his stomach for a while and couldn't speak.

Only Ouyang Zhenhua was left with the four great Vajras. He felt something was wrong and quickly turned around and ran away.

Erlangzi immediately chased after him, "Take a bird's nest!" Erlangzi pulled a bird's nest from Ouyang Zhenhua's back, and Ouyang Zhenhua screamed.

Then Erlangzi was so arrogant that he beat Ouyang Zhenhua out of the airport hall, head down, and landed in the trash can outside the airport hall, with his feet exposed outside the trash can.

The security guards who followed the Four Great King Kongs saw that the situation was not good, so they were so scared that they hurried away. They helped the four injured Four Great King Kongs leave the airport.

Li Liangchen gave Erlangzi a thumbs up and said, "Erlangzi, I'll give you a thumbs up! That trick of digging bird nests is so awesome. You have defeated the four great King Kongs!"

Erlangzi was happy, "Hehe, I saw a flight attendant looking at me just now. Does she like me?" Erlangzi smiled foolishly.

"Okay, Erlangzi, stop dreaming. The flight attendant is not looking at you, but seeing your pants zipper open, hurry up and zipper up!" Xu Yuntian said to Erlangzi.

Everyone looked at Erlangzi and saw that his pants were zippered, and his red pants were exposed, which was particularly conspicuous.

"Haha! Erlangzi, you are such a hooligan! You don't even zip it!" Yang Feng couldn't help laughing.

Erlangzi looked down and said, "Oh! This can actually attract the attention of beautiful women, so I won't get it. Maybe a beauty will ask me to help her unblock the chimney!" Erlangzi smiled with a despicable look on his face.

"I'll go! Erlangzi, you are so shameless! But I like it!" Yang Feng patted Erlangzi's shoulder and smiled.

Xu Yuntian stared at Erlangzi and said seriously: "Erlangzi, quickly zip your pants, otherwise you won't allow you to board the plane, then you can run to Menda Island alone!"

Erlangzi grinned his teeth, hurriedly zipped his pants, lowered his head and walked aside, not daring to make a sound.

Xu Yuntian looked at the clock above the airport lobby, "Okay, we can check in advance and enter the terminal building." Xu Yuntian stood up and said.

Xu Yuntian took out something the size of a small matchbox, pressed the button, and with a dripping sound, the wireless interference was activated. During security check, the machine could not find the weapons and plastic bombs in the box.

The security check was indeed very smooth. Yan Xiaoyu, Yang Feng, and Li Liangchen passed the security check with their luggage. When Erlangzi passed through the security check, a female security checker was scanning Erlangzi with a scanner.

The scanner suddenly made a squeaking sound. The security inspector stopped scanning and pointed at Erlangzi and said, "What are you hiding? Take it out!"

Xu Yuntian frowned slightly and looked at Erlangzi: "Erlangzi, what metal thing are you put underneath? Take it out."

Erlangzi unzipped the zipper of his pants and took out a fist-sized weight from his pants. The female security inspector widened his eyes and said, "You, what are you doing when you hide the weight?" The female security inspector said in confusion.

"Hehe, this is the old Taoist teaching me a mysterious technique for men. He said that he would hang weights every day and be a male god for three years." Erlangzi smiled.

Xu Yuntian understood what was going on. The old Taoist taught Erlangzi as a kind of cultivation. No wonder Widow Wang next door likes Erlangzi.

The female security inspector understood what it meant, his face turned slightly red, and said to Erlangzi: "Sir, you can't carry metal on the plane, you can check in."

Erlangzi didn't understand what kind of consignment was, and said inexplicably: "What kind of consignment is, isn't it just for consignment here?"

"You" the female security inspector was speechless.

Erlangzi stared at the female security inspector and said, "Sister, is your family very poor?"

The female security inspector stared at Erlang and said, "Your family is very poor! You are crazy!"

"Your family is endless, so why do you wear fishing nets as pants?" Erlangzi said in confusion. He saw the lace pants worn by the female security inspector just now. He thought it was a fishing net.

The female security inspector understood what was going on and was very surprised. How did the stupid man in front of him know that she was wearing lace?

The female security inspector's face turned red and he stared at the lazy man and said, "I'm crazy!"

Xu Yuntian hurriedly stepped forward and said, "He is my servant. The first time he took a plane and didn't know how to check in, I will take him to handle the check in immediately." He hurriedly pulled Erlangzi to handle the check in.

"Master, why did that woman use fishing nets to make pants?" Erlangzi said in confusion.

Xu Yuntian smiled, "Erlangzi, that's not a fishing net, that's lace pants, it's a very fashionable pants. Don't make jokes in the future!" Xu Yuntian said with a smile.

"Oh! People in the city are really good at wearing them. If they have so many holes, they are not afraid of mosquitoes biting them!" Erlangzi murmured in a low voice.

After completing Erlangzi's weight checkout, Xu Yuntian and others entered the terminal building and waited for boarding.

Waiting for boarding at the terminal was boring. Xu Yuntian, Yan Xiaoyu, Yang Feng, and Li Liangchen all took out their mobile phones to play games. Erlangzi didn't know how to play with his mobile phone, so he just stared at an advertisement for women's supplies.

The sound of high heels came from a distance, and then a flight attendant about 10 years old appeared next to the advertisement. She pulled her suitcase and walked.

Erlangzi saw the flight attendant, his eyes widened and his saliva flowed out, "Wow! The fairy is here, it's so big!" Erlangzi shouted.

Hearing the word "Fairy", this means that Erlangzi saw the beautiful beauty. Xu Yuntian immediately turned his head and looked at the flight attendant. He couldn't help but exclaim in secret: "Wow! This flight attendant is so beautiful!"

Yang Feng also saw the beautiful flight attendant, "Oh! What a beautiful flight attendant! I must get to know him!" Yang Feng immediately walked towards the flight attendant with his cell phone.

When the flight attendant was more than two meters away, Yang Feng waved to the flight attendant and said, "Flight Attendant, can you help me?"
Chapter completed!
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