Chapter 0312 don't take him bad
Xu Yuntian smiled. Although this silly fool, this kind of person is absolutely loyal. Besides, he has superpowers, so he is a good helper to stay by his side.
Looking at Buchuan Kuzi on the ground, he said to Erlangzi: "Erlangzi, wake up this guy."
"Yes, master." Erlangzi walked to Kuzi Buchuan. He untied his pants without hesitation and peed on Kuzi Buchuan's face.
After all, everyone in the middle, Widow Wang next door turned her head a little embarrassedly. Even Xu Yuntian, Yan Xiaoyu, and Yang Feng shook their heads secretly. This fool was really straightforward.
After being urinated, Buchuan Kuzi woke up. He opened his eyes and looked at Xu Yuntian and others, showing a look of panic.
"Buchuan Kuzi, if you want to survive, please honestly explain who the traitors lurking in the Qin Mansion, Xiang Mansion, and Gai Mansion are! " Xu Yuntian didn't want to say more and went straight to the point.
Buchuan Kuzi rolled his eyes, and a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth and twisted his neck and said, "As the leader of the Crow Sect, I will not betray the Crow Sect!"
"Hehe, my mouth is quite hard. It seems that you will not surrender if I don't give you any hardships!" Xu Yuntian looked at Buchuan Kuzi and said with a wicked smile.
"Master, let him eat his pants!" Erlangzi said and took off his pants.
Xu Yuntian looked at Erlangzi in surprise and said in confusion: "Uh! Erlangzi, what are you doing when you take off your pants?"
"Master, didn't you just say that you asked him to eat his pants? I'll take off his pants and give him food." Erlangzi said.
Hearing this sentence, Xu Yuntian, Yan Xiaoyu, Yang Feng, and the Widow Wang next door couldn't help laughing. This foolish man made the troubles just like eating pants, and even took off his pants in public. He was such a living treasure!
Xu Yuntian smiled and said, "Okay, let Buchuan Kuzi eat his pants!"
"My pants have not been washed for half a month. They are a bit bad, so you can just eat them." After Erlangzi said that, he stuffed them into Buchuan Kuzi's mouth with his pants.
Buchuan Kuzi smelled a scent of urine and other scents. In short, it smelled too bad, and he immediately became disgusted.
"Uh! I vomited before I even had sex, it was useless!" Erlangzi shook his head and said.
"Buchuan Kuzi, should you continue to eat your pants or honestly explain?" Xu Yuntian said with a wicked smile.
Buchuan Kuzi's face was pale and a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "Xu Yuntian, don't think about getting the secret of the Crow Sect from my mouth. After I die, my brother will seek revenge on you."
Before Buchuan Kuzi could finish his words, black blood flowed from the corner of his mouth, and he bit the venom from his teeth and committed suicide.
"Oh! This guy was poisoned. I didn't expect my pants to be so poisonous!" Erlangzi looked at the pants in his hand in surprise. He thought his pants were poisonous.
Yang Feng smiled, "Erlangzi, it's not that your pants are poisonous, but that Buchuan Kuzi's teeth are poisonous. He bit his teeth and committed suicide." Yang Feng explained.
Erlangzi looked at Yang Feng with a confused look on his face and said in confusion: "Why is there poison in his teeth? Is he a snake spirit? Why didn't I see it?"
Erlangzi's eyes are yin and yang eyes, and he could see all ghosts. He thought Buchuankuzi was a snake spirit because there was poison in the snake's teeth.
Xu Yuntian and others couldn't help laughing. The idiot didn't understand anything. "He is not a snake spirit. His teeth were holed, and venom was poured into the hole. He bit his teeth, and the venom flowed out, and he was poisoned to death." Yang Feng explained.
Erlangzi nodded and said, "Oh! This guy is so stupid. He actually poured venom into his teeth." After that, he kicked Buchuan Kuzi down.
At this moment, the sky was already dawn, and Xu Yuntian was very happy. He got rid of the leader of the Crow Sect, Buchuan Kuzi, and got a supernatural master like Erlangzi.
"We're back!" Xu Yuntian waved his hand happily.
Erlangzi pulled Wang Widow next door away, and Wang Widow said shyly: "Erlangzi, what are you doing?"
"You go with me, otherwise who will help you unblock the chimney?" Erlangzi said.
Widow Wang next door stared at Erlangzi with a red face and said, "Oh! What are you doing? This is my home, so I won't leave."
Xu Yuntian looked at Erlangzi and Wang Widow next door and frowned and said, "Erlangzi, Widow Wang cannot follow him."
"Master, I have to clear the chimney every day, otherwise I will be too young to sleep." Erlangzi said with a bitter face.
"Uh," Xu Yuntian frowned. He didn't expect that Erlangzi had this hobby and wanted women every day. This was too abnormal.
"Erlangzi, there are many chimneys in the city, so it's okay to clear a few a day." Yang Feng said with a wicked smile. He thought of using Erlangzi to deal with those bad women, especially the perverted woman Gongsun Yanrong.
Erlangzi widened his eyes and grabbed Yang Feng's arm and said, "Boy, don't lie to me, there are really many chimneys in the city?"
"Of course there are many chimneys in the city, waiting for you to clear them!" Yang Feng said with a smile.
"Oh! That's great, I'm going to go to the city to clear the chimney!" Erlangzi said with anticipation.
Xu Yuntian frowned slightly. When this idiot arrived in the city, he would not just stare at women all day to clear the chimney, otherwise it would cause a lot of trouble.
Yang Feng saw Xu Yuntian's worries and whispered: "Brother Tian, don't worry about Erlangzi's affairs, I will arrange for him to unblock the chimney."
Xu Yuntian nodded and said to Erlangzi: "Erlangzi, we're leaving."
"Master, wait a moment, I will clear the chimney for Widow Wang next door before leaving." After Erlangzi said that, he picked up Widow Wang and entered the room.
The widow next door was embarrassed and said with a blushing face: "Erlangzi, don't do anything wrong."
A moment later, the screams of the widow Wang next door came from the room. Xu Yuntian shook his head and said, "This erotic guy is such a lewd embryo!"
"Hehe, Brother Tian, I feel that Erlangzi is showing his true feelings. I like this guy." Yang Feng said with a smile.
"Yang Feng, don't take Erlangzi to play with women every day, don't take Erlangzi badly." Xu Yuntian glared at Yang Feng and said.
"Hehe, Brother Tian, I will lead him to ruin him! It would be nice if he didn't lead me to ruin him!" Yang Feng said with a dry smile.
"Yang Feng, aren't you afraid that Erlang will unblock your Song Jiamin's chimney!" Yan Xiaoyu said with a smile.
"I'll go! What are you talking nonsense! From now on, Erlang will take out your bird's nest!" Yang Feng glared at Yan Xiaoyu and said with a smile.
"Uh" Yan Xiaoyu's face changed slightly. He was so chilling when he thought of Erlangzi's bird nest. This move was too vicious.
A red sun hangs in the sky, and the sky is as blue as washing.
The news of Buchuan Kuzi's death was known to everyone in the Crow Gate. The Crow Gate was in chaos and the news soon reached the head of the Crow Gate in a certain island country.
In the hall of a luxurious castle building, many people stood on both sides of the hall, and above the hall was a thin old man, with broken tea cups on the ground, his face gloomy.
This thin old man is Jian Boso, the rudder leader of the Crow Sect. He was very angry. He did not expect that the leader of the Crow Sect, Buchuan Kuzi, was killed. This was the first time that had happened in more than a hundred years.
The Crow Sect has been developing secretly, with the purpose of seizing the Holy Sect oracle bone fragments. I just made some achievements recently, but I didn't expect Buchuan Kuzi to be killed.
Chapter completed!