228 "Korean Wave Attacks"!
mc.Beijing curse. West Lake.showtime
I've been having a cold and running nose lately
Because there are Korean waves coming in every possible time
The people here are so stupid
Korean singers are here
It's so easy to make money
Must-have idol singers
Smile, extremely bright
It is also necessary to have the affinity of the boy next door
The most important thing is
The lyrics are farting
You like these and tell me why
What's popular now?
I only have one sentence
Fuck you, mom!
The restless music paved to the ignition point, and Mr. West Lake was revealed, and the rough Beijing scolding instantly triggered everything
Fuck your mom! Fuck your mom!
fuck-clon-and-h.o.t
yuki-amei-coco-lee
Fuck your mom! Fuck your mom!
fuck-clon-and-h.o.t!
The first experience of a song is usually enough to hear it, and it is repeated or progressive afterwards, but in this room, no one wants to stop.
mc. West Lake, continue his performance
The beautiful face on the screen is really amazing
Understand the rhythm, shallow lyrics are corrupt
Whitewash the peace, addicted to love
The unfairness in the world cannot be seen at all
Under the gorgeous shape, there is no limb
The audience rushed forward without any persistence
The blind follower who accepts everything is like silly
Are you willing to be a grandson
No matter how many singers sing here, they love each other
So I must tell the real thing here
Today's idol singers are handsome and beautiful
It's like you can go on stage
Nothing to do, but keep smiling
Laugh your mom! Laugh your mom!
fuck-clon-and-h.o.t
yuki-amei-coco-lee
...
Qiao Qiao swallowed deeply, but she couldn't help but feel restlessness caused by the music.
Releasing anger, real attitude, and unblocking diss, isn’t this the essence of rap?
He began to doubt his master, maybe this is the music he really likes, the real style, and the real self-stimulation.
But...can this kind of song really be published?
I, mc. Donglou, will I die before I succeed and be banned by the industry?
At the end of the lyrics, Lu Jian made a special note that the series of English in the chorus is just for rhyme. Please change "clon" and "h.o.t" to the most famous Han Guo group, and also replace the names "yuki, amei, coo" with famous foreign idols. If you really can't find them, you can change them to Zhao Yue, Hua Rong, Qing Xiaofei and the like. Everything is for rhyme!
For Lu Jian and West Lake, this is indeed a bit difficult. The original version of "Korean Wave" was the roar of the hotdog teacher at that time against the popular Han Guo boy group Cool Dragon and H.o.t, as well as several idol-type Moss Bay artists. Here, I need to change some targets.
"Also... I want to hear it..." Zhang Qinyi looked at Qiao Qiao like a devil, "Can I come here? It's much more exciting than "The Successor of the Dragon"... Fuck your mom..."
"You can't do it, don't you find out that you are scolding yourself!" Qiao Qiao naturally knew that if there was no escape incident, the most suitable names such as yuki and coo were obviously Lin Fan and Zhang Qinyi. Qiao Qiao "sang" the lyrics in a casual manner.
"Fuck your mother! Fuck your mother!"
"Lin Fan! Shen Chong! Zhang Qinyi!"
"God, I really want to change this way! It's so good!" Qiao Qiao hugged her head and fell into the producer's entanglement. No wonder Brother Jian is so nervous. It's really an occupational disease!
"I don't listen, I don't listen." Lin Fan then remembered to cover his ears, "It's too vicious, too evil. This is the scheming, the darkest and ugly thing in human nature!"
Qiao Qiao turned to Lu Kang
Do you have the courage to sing this, Brother Kang.
Lu Kang was already trembling all over and looked at his hands.
The anger of the Dog Brother, the rebelliousness of the Dog Brother, the attitude of the Dog Brother has always been like this!
Lu Kangzheng focused on it, this time he really became serious: "This song exists for me, and every word is my true thought."
Qiao Qiao hugged her head and was furious: "Ah! Isn't it when you're a fan of pink?"
"No, I'm awakened... I'm fine with this song!" Lu Kang looked shocked, "Come on Qiao Qiao, let you see what Chinese hip-hop is!"
"I wanted to ask, who is this fat man?" Zhang Qinyi looked at Qiao Qiao with a twisted face, "Hip-hop? Don't compete with me for business, you have free..."
"Stop it!" Qiao Qiao raised her arms suddenly, "Let me calm down."
Qiao Qiao suddenly realized that she was also becoming nervous. Is this the spiritual world of producers?
Due to the tyranny of the producer, everyone had to put down their grudges. Zhang Qinyi hung up her headphones and sat aside with a chair.
Lin Fan pulled Lu Kang and advised him bitterly: "You can't sing such a song... This is not a question of whether the character is collapsed or not, you will be directly banned by the authorities."
"Not necessarily..." Qiao Qiao looked at the two of them in horror, "At this time... a song like this... not necessarily... as long as you catch the right time, this is the process of history..."
"Can Qiao Qiao?" Lu Kang looked at him excitedly, "Am I going to be popular?"
"I don't know, I don't know..." Qiao Qiao hugged her head, "I will never know where Brother Jian's routine is heading."
Only then did the three realize that these were all masterpieces of Mr. West Lake, or Lu Jian.
Just now, I was still "The Mouse Loves Rice", and I instantly jumped to a more terrifying style.
They saw Lu Jian's smile above the clouds in a daze.
The four of them couldn't help but look in awe, which was the most sincere respect.
Respect Lu Jian, Respect "The Korean Wave Comes".
...
Qianjin Entertainment, VIP Room, Lu Jian received a text message, sent by Lu Kun
[Officially set up the corner, Miaoling, she conquered the most difficult producer on the spot, she is really not an ordinary person.]
Immediately afterwards, I received a text message from Qiao Qiao, and he gave the words that he changed by mc.dog, clon was replaced by pink, h.o.t was replaced by skt (south-korea- teenager). For the sake of art, Lu Kang destroyed his relatives for only tens of hours, and directly criticized him for tens of hours. KT is the Han Guo boy group that is popular all over the world today, and it is also the one where Lin Fan and Zhang Qinyi were once. Names like coo were also replaced by popular Korean and Japanese idols. Although this reduced the lethality of the song to a considerable extent, it also reduced the possibility of being banned.
After all, Lu Jian actually hopes to be banned, so that Lu Kang can give up.
Think about it, if it becomes popular, how terrible it will be...
While fantasizing about the terrifying scene of the future, the door was pushed open and an attractive old gentleman came over with a smile.
Lu Jian stood up politely to greet him, and insisted on saying that this is the partner corresponding to his position. After all, Wade is just the helm of the big ship of Forward Entertainment, and the real boss is always his future father-in-law.
With such a large-scale joint venture with Qianjin Entertainment, the two chairmans are always unable to escape.
【Zhen Jie, 52 years old】
【Identity: Chairman, Investor, Producer】
【Appearance: 95】
【Talent: 69】
【Eloquence: 96/96】
【Character: 101】
【Resource: 97】
【Methods: 74】
【Business: 75】
【Team: True Charm.】
[Comprehensive Assessment: A man who truly has charm is good at conquering others and has strong resources, so he naturally does not need to conquer the country with his own hands.]
Zhen Jie smiled and shook hands with Lu Jian: "The little one comes, hold a meeting; the big one comes, hold a meeting."
Lu Jian smiled and replied: "Sometimes the advantage of bloodline is really desperate."
Chapter completed!