386 I ate a meat bun
Gu Yuqing was surprised, "The bigger the watermelon you eat, the bigger it will grow. I ate a watermelon as big as a basketball yesterday. If mine becomes the size of a basketball, how can I go out to meet people in the future!"
Jiang Fan smiled and said, "This is a good thing. If you hang two basketballs on your chest, how many attention you will attract when you go out on the street, how many men's admiration, and how many women's jealousy!"
"It's so ugly. I'm not a cow! What should I do if I'm that big! What should I do?" Gu Yuqing said worriedly.
Jiang Fan laughed and said, "Even cows are not as charming as you!" Nonsense, can cows walk with two legs pointing to their bodies? Because only by walking straight can it be attractive!
Gu Yuqing immediately understood the meaning of Jiang Fan's words, and her face flushed, "You know how to talk nonsense, I ignore you!" She twisted her body and ignored Jiang Fan.
Jiang Fan grabbed the steamed bun and ate the small steamed bun in a few seconds. While Gu Yuqing turned his head, there was a meat bun in Gu Yuqing's bowl. Jiang Fan grabbed the meat bun in her bowl. Gu Yuqing felt the bowl move for a while and turned around and found that Jiang Fan took the meat bun in her bowl to eat, "You, why do you eat my meat bun?"
Jiang Fan blinked and smiled, "I like to eat your meat buns. Although it is a little smaller, it has thin skin and a lot of juicy meat!" He looked at Gu Yuqing's developing airport with his eyes.
Gu Yuqing's face immediately turned red, and his hands instinctively blocked his chest, "You, you are bored! You look at your erotic eyes, and I dug it!"
Jiang Fan was very surprised. Why did Gu Yuqing block his chest with his hands so nervously and immediately open the Tianyan acupoint to see through. Damn! Gu Yuqing didn’t wear a bra!
"Haha, why are you slutty today? Why don't you bring a bra?" Jiang Fan teased.
Gu Yuqing had a fever on her face and looked at Jiang Fan in surprise. How did he know that he didn't wear a bra? Because he woke up in the morning, his chest was so swollen that it was even more swollen after wearing a bra, so he couldn't wear a bra. Even his roommate didn't know about this.
"You, what are you talking nonsense! I'm wearing a bra!" Gu Yuqing immediately denied it, and she admitted that she didn't wear a bra!
"Haha, it seems you can apply for a patent!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
Gu Yuqing said in confusion: "What is applying for a patent?" When she saw Jiang Fan laughing, she knew that he was not kind.
"Apply for an invisible bra patent and invention patent! And it's transparent. I thank you on behalf of all men. It was you who opened our eyes, haha!" Jiang Fan couldn't help laughing. Gu Yuqing obviously didn't wear a bra, but said she was wearing it. It was so funny.
Gu Yuqing was so angry that he stamped his feet, "You, you are bored and vulgar, you are too lazy to pay attention to you!" He picked up the lunch box, turned around and left.
Jiang Fan immediately followed her, grabbed her hand and said, "I haven't given you money yet, I've eaten a meat bun for you!"
Gu Yuqing shook her hand suddenly, but she didn't throw it away, "I don't want money! Stay away from me!" She was about to walk out of the cafeteria angrily, but Jiang Fan grabbed her hand.
"Haha, then I'll eat your meat bun in vain!" Jiang Fan smiled proudly, holding Gu Yuqing's smooth hand tightly, as if touching the warm jade.
Their intimate actions immediately attracted the attention of the people in the cafeteria lobby. Many boys had envious and jealous eyes, "Gu Yuqing and the new transfer student are in trouble!"
"No, how could she like that transfer student!"
"Look, they all held hands, Gu Yuqing even bought food for him. Haven't you heard that eating her meat buns doesn't cost anything?"
"Damn! Gu Yuqing's little meat bun was eaten raw by that guy. That guy was so lucky! Gu Yuqing's little meat bun that he had been guarding for more than 20 years was eaten!"
"What, Gu Yuqing was brought to the new class! Damn! Her grandfather is the governor, and he doesn't have to worry about not being able to find a job after graduation! Alas! I have been waiting for a few years, and that guy took the lead!"
The more he said it, the more outrageous it became. The rumors were the most unreliable. Gu Yuqing could no longer listen. He took Jiang Fan's hand and hurried out of the cafeteria. After leaving the cafeteria, Gu Yuqing's face was as deep as water, "Jiang Fan, let go, I didn't expect you to be such a scoundrel! You don't keep your promise!"
Jiang Fan laughed and said, "Why don't I keep my promise?" His eyes stared at her buds that were about to bloom.
Gu Yuqing immediately blocked her chest with her hands, but she couldn't say a very good reason, and he stammered: "Anyway, you just don't keep your promise! You are bored, you are despicable and shameless! Let go of your hands!" Gu Yuqing shook his hand angrily.
"Do you know? I'm very dangerous now. I just held hands with you. I saw many boys' envious gazes, more of them with jealous gazes. I guess a boy will fight me soon!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
Gu Yuqing was stunned for a moment. What Jiang Fan said made sense. The boys who had pursued him in the past were beaten away by Shao Xiaoji. She immediately laughed. She almost saw Jiang Fan being beaten by Shao Xiaoji.
Not only did Gu Yuqing not shake off Jiang Fan's hand, but instead held his hand and deliberately leaned on Jiang Fan's shoulder. Hey, Gu Yuqing was crazy. Suddenly, when he heard the rapid footsteps behind him, Jiang Fan immediately understood Gu Yuqing's intention.
"Boy, you dare to suck my horse!" Shao Xiaoji rushed over angrily. His face looked very ugly. He had come to the academy this morning to invite Gu Yuqing to go out to play in the evening. Suddenly, he saw Gu Yuqing holding hands with a boy. He was furious. He chased Gu Yuqing for three years and had never even held his hand. This kid actually held her hand!
When Jiang Fan saw Shao Xiaoji, he not only refused to let go and hugged Gu Yuqing's waist, and smiled and said, "She is my girlfriend now. Didn't you see her so close to me?" Gu Yuqing deliberately wanted to anger Shao Xiaoji. Jiang Fan was so hateful, so he asked Shao Xiaoji to deal with him.
Shao Xiaoji pointed at Jiang Fan and said, "You kid don't know who I am. I am Mayor Shao Xiaoji, the son of Mayor Shao. Gu Yuqing is my girlfriend. We are a matchmaker. You are a poor student and you still want to compete with me!" Shao Xiaoji immediately took out his cell phone and made a phone call. He called someone to cheer for him.
Of course, Jiang Fan knew that Shao Xiaoji called someone a big phone call, and said with a smile indifferently: "You are Mayor Shao's son, a slutty chicken! Haha, your father is so talented, then your father must be a slutty cock!"
Shao Xiaoji's face turned into a theoretical pig liver color. He most hated for being called a slutty chicken, and his father Shao Gongji was called a slutty cock. Today, Jiang Fan suddenly said two of them.
"Boy, you will regret it today!" Shao Xiaoji said viciously. He turned around and ran towards the entrance of the college. He went to call the door and wait for someone.
Seeing that Shao Xiaoji had never been so angry, Gu Yuqing knew that today's affairs would never be apologized. She just wanted to teach Jiang Fan a lesson, but she didn't want to make things worse.
"Jiang Fan, go quickly!" Gu Yuqing reminded.
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Chapter 3 is here!
Chapter completed!