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Chapter 10 Three Men's Road Trip

What makes people extraordinary is called "strange".

Therefore, Zhang San must be a strange person.

There are so many outstanding things about him, so many that you can't imagine.

If you want to decorate your home, he can help you make all the design drawings and budgets; if you want to have a good banquet, he can cook for you in person; if you want to learn a musical instrument, he can teach you as long as it is something you can tell...

And these are just regular operations.

What makes Zhang San really amazing is that he can meet some weird, cumbersome and unique requirements.

For example, you tell him now that you want to spend 20,000 yuan to travel around the world and to visit at least twenty countries. What should you do?

If someone else is talking about you, "Let's have plastic surgery first", but Zhang San will not use this clever way to solve the problem. He will first help you investigate the feasibility of this hypothesis. If it is really feasible, he will give you a plan that you can't think of, to complete this matter.

Specifically, it may ask you to take a limited-time, super discounted flight to Europe for a certain airline, and then join a Tour de France that you can join for just a little bike rental. When you arrive near Dunkirk, you can join a cross-sea experience event to commemorate the anniversary of Dunkirk's escape. After crossing the English Channel, you catch a zipline torch relay over the Thames, followed by a limited-time discount flight, ferry or train... and some very discounted local activities to promote your itinerary.

In the last lap, not only did you spend only 20,000 yuan to travel to twenty countries, but you also felt that the journey was fulfilling.

Of course, if this matter is "unfeasible", Zhang San will tell you directly that it is not feasible and tell you how much it costs.

Zhang San is roughly such a person, a very reliable person who makes you feel that "you can do anything" and "even if you can't do it, you will give you the most reasonable advice."

Therefore, when Shi Sanwen temporarily decided to leave Cairo, the first thing he thought of was to contact Zhang San.

Things like "moving", "finding a suitable residence", "setting up quickly without attracting the attention of neighbors" can be done easily by Zhang San.

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At five o'clock in the afternoon, Shi Sanwen and Lieba were already driving a shabby small trailer on the road outside Cairo.

The inspection when leaving the city is much looser than when entering the city. In addition, Shi Sanwen didn't even change his clothes, so no one took him seriously when passing the level.

In fact, Shi Sanwen had a lot of things on this car. In addition to the luggage of Hunter, he also had 90% of his own belongings; so many miscellaneous items were undoubtedly worth searching and searching...

But when the prosecutors saw those expensive anime pillows, game figures, piled up with the cheap and bad bowls that no one wanted to pick up, they inexplicably felt disgusted.

Combined with Shi Sanwen's appearance, the inspector couldn't help but think: "If I dirty this guy's pillow during the inspection, he would probably say that I had defiled his wife, and then rolled around with me and even fought for me..."

In this way, relying on others' stereotypes of prejudice against themselves, Shi Sanwen came out of the city without even accepting any cross-examination.

"When you said you wanted me to help you 'clean up the fines and soft', I thought I could just sort out my bank passbook, cash and jade, and put it in a small box and carry it. "As the distance from the city became farther and farther, the Lieba gradually felt at ease and talked to Shi Sanwen, "... As a result, you asked me to help you move."

"Nonsense, do you know what 'fine and soft' is?" Shi Sanwen retorted with confidence. "The so-called 'fine and soft' refers to 'fine and easy-to-carry valuables'..." He paused, and glanced at the back of the car. "Everything in my car is very expensive, and every one is very easy to carry, so it is all fine and soft."

"I won't talk about your pillow figures and other things... Even if you ignore personal hobbies, it's objectively valuable. The problem is..." Lieba said, and looked back. "You have to bring even the toothbrush cup that is missing, the greasy tissue box that has changed color, and the enamel washbasin that has rusted several pieces of enamel... "

"You have to care? Can't I get used to these things?" Shi Sanwen interrupted before the other party finished speaking, "I don't use the newly bought ones easily. Is it comfortable to buy a lot of money?"

You can say that he is biased, but from another perspective, there seems to be nothing wrong with his misconceptions; the most important factor that determines the value of an item is actually human feelings and cognition. The diamonds you bought for tens of thousands of yuan may help you in daily life, which may be less helpful to you in daily life than a roll of toilet paper for a few dollars; the seafood and local specialties you eat at a high price may be in the eyes of fishermen and locals, or they may be something you want to vomit when you eat or pick up on the ground.

Perhaps, Shi Sanwen is the one who truly "lives clearly". At least he knows what he needs, rather than being constantly told by others in a world controlled by capitalists like most people, and then following the flow for this material desire set by others.

"That... you said before, I have to study with you for four months, right?" The longer the chat, the more Lieba felt that this master-apprentice relationship would be a double test of his spiritual and physical body.

"Ha..." Shi Sanwen replied with a smile, "It depends on how you are learning. If you are smart enough and you can get out of here in four days, then I will be the first to applaud, but according to my observation... you should be a pit."

"I have no ability yet. How do you see that it's a pit?" Lieba said suspiciously.

"It has nothing to do with ability. Learning mainly depends on understanding and intelligence." Shi San asked, "Look at you... you... you've been meeting for less than a long time and you've cheated me up. Your intelligence is definitely not high."

"Is this related to me?" Lieba said dissatisfied, "The connection location, transportation, and route of travel... were not all decided by me. Who knew that I would have bumped into a guard?"

"Ha..." Shi Sanwen laughed dryly when he heard this, shook his head, "Forget it, I'll explain this to you if I have the chance in the future."

When they talked about this, the car had already reached a relatively desolate section of the road, and at this moment, a man appeared on the side of the road.

The man looked about forty years old, Asian, slightly fat, average in appearance, wearing a shirt and jeans that were neither expensive nor cheap; his appearance and temperament gave you the feeling of "passers everywhere".

He is Zhang San.

Shi Sanwen recognized the other party at a glance, so he slowed down the car and leaned against the side of the road.

Zhang San didn't say much. After the car stopped, he opened the car door behind with a smile and sat in.

"Why did you get here?" As soon as the other party came up, Shi Sanwen asked.

"Skydiving." Zhang San's answer was very curious, but his tone when he spoke these two words was casual.

"Oh...no wonder there are no cars nearby." Shi Sanwen muttered, "Hey? Where is your parachute?"

"I changed it a little and sold it to several passing camping enthusiasts." Zhang Sandao.

Hearing this, the hunter in the passenger seat couldn't help but look back at the other party: "Brother...how long have you been standing there?"

"Twenty minutes." Zhang San replied.

"Hey... I think you just jumped with a tent on your back?" Lieba joked.

"Ha..." Zhang San knew what the other party meant, and he replied with a smile, "Where can I use to change a parachute to a tent? I can change my bicycle to a wheelchair within ten minutes."

"It takes another ten minutes for him to fool you and sell you the wheelchair." Shi Sanwen also interrupted at the right time, then started the car again and said to Zhang San, "Hey, where are you going next?"

"Drive forward first, go to the first gas station before stopping." Zhang San replied.

Before he could finish his words, Shi Sanwen had already started driving forward.

"I have two plans for you. You can listen to it on the way to the gas station and then consider which one is better." Zhang San continued, "The first set is more secure. You can turn southeast and go to Zao Palm County, and find an oasis city like Riyadh to live in..."

"Don't go." Unexpectedly, before Shi Sanwen heard the second plan, he rejected the first one first, "The climate in the tropical desert is too hot in summer."

"Ha?" Lieba said suspiciously, "Isn't the climate in Cairo similar? Besides, you don't seem to be the kind of person who often goes out? Is it related to whether it's hot outside in the air-conditioned room? "

"Then have you considered the feelings of those who deliver food and couriers?" Shi Sanwen asked back, "You know how many couriers I have seen running around in the wind, rain and heat, so busy that they don't even have time to pull shit... You order a takeaway in that place of forty degrees. If the delivery person is unhappy, shoot a pool of pizza in your pizza..."

"Okay, okay... OK, okay!" The Lieba didn't want to listen anymore, "You have life, you have the final say..."

"Then let me talk about the second plan." Zhang San, who was sitting behind, didn't care about this conversation, so he continued in a very calm tone. "This plan is a bit more complicated. If possible, I hope you can follow the map to listen to me."

Bang

Before he finished speaking, Shi Sanwen raised his hand and waved his fist, and immediately "twisted" a storage space above his head.

The next second, a rolled paper world map fell from there.

Lieba originally wanted to complain that people could use paper maps these days, but then he thought that if he said this, the other party would probably educate himself again with reasons such as "the mobile phone will run out of battery or the internet but the paper will not be able to do so." So this time he didn't say anything at all, but just picked up the map silently and slowly unfolded it in his hand.

Then, Zhang San also came up from the back seat and pointed to the map in the hand of the Lieba and continued: "We are now located on the southernmost side of the eastern coast of the Mediterranean; on this side, at present... it is still in the sphere of influence of the Federation, but because the Aegean Sea and the west coast of the Black Sea have already resisted the troops... Therefore, with Guanzhi County as the boundary, all the sea areas on the right are now in a state of war, and civilian ships cannot leave the sea at all."

"I can't walk on the sea, but where is the empty road?" Shi Sanwen quickly grasped the key points of the conversation and asked.

"Ha... If there is an airport nearby that can take off and land legally, I will use parachuting?" Zhang San smiled. "Since the federal government has declared a state of war, shipping will inevitably be greatly affected; now, except for Western Europe, North America, South Africa and the Arctic Circle, the airspace in other places has been subject to varying degrees of air transport supervision... Some areas restrict the rise and fall, and some simply send drones to patrol and attack in the sky. In short, the area at the junction of the Eurasian-Africa continent, as well as the entire territory of Shuangying County, almost all civilian aircraft have been suspended... As long as you dare to go to heaven, you must be ready to be defeated inexplicably."

"So there is only land left?" Shi Sanwen continued.

"Yes." Zhang Sandao, "So... since you don't want to go to Zao Palm County, then choose one of Long County and Western Europe."

"Isn't it possible elsewhere?" Shi San asked again.

"It's OK in the Americas, but you have to arrive in the coastal areas of Longjun or central Europe first before you can take the flight to the American continent." Zhang San replied.

Shi Sanwen thought for a while: "Then you should go to Europe. You have to pass through the Middle East to Longjun. There are too many deserts and the scenery is not good."

"Is the focus the scenery along the way..." Lieba looked sideways at Shi Sanwen, and blurted out his mouth.

"No, the point is who to go with." Shi Sanwen continued without thinking, "Although I personally tend to go on such a long-distance trip with beautiful and beautiful girls, unfortunately I only have two rough men around me, and I can't... I can only express my feelings for the scenery and talk about **."

"Hahaha..." Zhang San was amused by him, "You are still the same. It seems that I will not feel bored during this trip at least."

"Hmm?" Lieba heard something from his words, "Mr. Zhang... do you want to walk with us too?"

"Yes." Zhang San replied, "When I arrive, I have to arrange a series of trivial matters such as residence, identity, etc. Besides... I can't go back now."

"Didn't there be a submarine and my own flight? When I came to Cairo today, I took the shuttle and then changed the car." "Liaobadao, "If you ask them to come and pick them up, won't we arrive anywhere in the world immediately?"

"Ha! What are you thinking?" Unexpectedly, even Zhang San began to mock him this time, "You are not a formal member of the Cross, but just an apprentice... They have endless work every day, so it would be nice to be able to send you over. Who knew that you had just been here for a long time and had to change places? Are you still expecting them to drive the dark alloy transportation to be a driver for you?"

"Oh..." Two seconds later, before the Lieba replied, Shi Sanwen repaired the knife next to him, "...Four months are really not enough..."
Chapter completed!
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