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Chapter 331 I really want to touch and roll

The thimble hit the thimble in, and the phone card slot jumped out, put the small SIM card in, inserted it into the card slot again, and the phone screen lighted up again.

The signal bar in the upper right corner of the screen changed from a fork to a full grid, and then the operator's settings began to be updated, allowing the phone to restore the networking state.

A finger flexibly swiped on the screen, opened a VPN wall-browsing software, clicked on the server of the Miligan node, and selected the link.

The link was very fast, and the "VPN" logo appeared at the top of the screen. I exited the VPN software and pointed my finger again. A live broadcast software with the white bird logo was opened.

...

After tidying up his face a little, Jimmy picked up the long selfie stick, then pointed her face at the screen of the phone, and started today's live broadcast.

He waved first: "Hello, good evening everyone, thank God. With the help of several Chinese friends, I finally solved the mobile phone signal problem here and can broadcast it to everyone live again."

"Well, yes, of course, it's during the day. The time zones of China and ours in the United States are different, so everyone can watch my live broadcast at night. What do you think of the signal here? Is it smooth?"

"Just as smooth, let's start today's live broadcast!"

...

Holding a selfie stick, a young white man with short golden hair walked out of the hotel, came to a car, and continued to chatter.

"Oh, yes, China also has a hiking and taxi software. As long as we have a mobile phone, we can go anywhere. I have to mention that China's mobile payment is really very developed. You can pay for almost anything you buy with your mobile phone. Yes, not only large supermarkets and shopping malls, but also the most ordinary beverage shops on the street. The cup of Chinese black tea in my hand was just purchased with my mobile phone."

"Haha, you can guess where I am and where I am now? Oh, no, it's not Shengjing. Of course I will go to Shengjing, but it was arranged at the end of this Chinese tour. Oh, no, it's not Shanghai Stock Exchange. Although I did get off the Shanghai Stock Exchange, there were all high-rise buildings, similar to New York, and nothing special..."

"Okay, okay, I'll announce the answer below! I'm in Sichuan Province! Oh, okay, this is an administrative unit in China, similar to our American state. You can think of it as Sichuan Province is a very large 'state' in China."

"Why did it appear in this place? Well, well, everyone knows it, because there are giant pandas here! Yes! giant pandas! There are the most, the black and white, the cutest creatures in the world!"

"What I want to go to now is the largest giant panda reserve in Sichuan Province, called the lying dragon base. It is said that there are thousands of giant pandas of all sizes there! Let tourists enjoy it!"

"Just just now the driver told me that as long as you are willing to pay a certain amount, you can even touch these round elves with your own hands! Let these little guys sit on your lap and feed them bamboo! Well, I admit, I can't wait!"

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The car stopped, the door opened, and the young white guy walked out.

"Okay, we finally arrived at the lying dragon base. Let's buy tickets and enter the venue. I'm already itchy with their furry bodies!"

"Well, I promise, I'll touch them very, very, very gentlely! Yes, just like touching my girlfriend!"

"Look, I have bought tickets. The ticket seller's English is good, so I don't need to show off my poor Chinese. You know, I only studied at Confucius Institute for a month."

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, guys, I discovered something strange!"

"Look at it, this is the ticket office, and there are not many people in line, and there is a long queue outside the building over there! Moreover, there are not many Chinese people inside, all foreigners and tourists like me."

"Is there a place to caress the giant pandas? Otherwise, why are there so many people queuing up? But why don't Chinese people build buildings inside the base, but outside? Let's go over and take a look."

"Okay, let's find someone to ask."

...

The white guy trotted all the way and came to the middle of the team, in front of two white girls.

He waved: "Hello, two beautiful ladies, my name is Jimmy, and I am an anchor on Twitter. Can I ask you a few questions?"

"Yes." One of the thin white girls agreed generously.

"I come from the United States, where do you come from?" The guy didn't get straight to the topic.

"We are from France." Another white girl, who was slightly fat, replied.

"Oh, France, the romantic kingdom, it seems that God is destined to let me meet two ladies here." After a praise, the young man changed his voice: "I'll ask, why are you queuing here?"

"We came here to buy a helmet." This time the answer was the thin white girl.

"Helmet? What helmet? A souvenir for giant pandas?" The white guy Jimmy said he was puzzled.

"No, no, no." The thin white girl shook her head repeatedly: "That's...well, a very popular electronic device in China, similar to a computer, a product from a magical science fiction story. You can use it to play electronic games in your sleep."

The fat girl next to her also said, "Yes, that's a fully mature virtual reality access device."

After hearing their explanation, Jimmy frowned: "What are you talking about is the Red Star Brand Dream Helmet?"

"Yes! Yes! Yes!" The two white girls spoke in unison.

"But, this helmet is completely a conspiracy of the Chinese government!" Jimmy's voice couldn't help but feel a little higher, and seemed to know something was wrong, so he lowered a little: "I didn't mean to say bad things about Chinese people. In fact, I am very interested in Chinese culture and have a good impression of them. When I was in New Kingsoft, I went to Confucius Institute to study Chinese dialect for a month."

He then explained: "But that helmet is obviously not right. There are many detailed disassembly videos of this helmet on the Internet. The electronic components inside are very simple, and there is no basic CPU, memory, or a little more complex circuit. It is impossible for people to link to virtual reality! This is a big conspiracy made up by the Chinese government!"

"But... we bought it after we had classmates." The two white girls seemed a little hesitant: "They said they could indeed enter the virtual reality world, play on the island in their sleep, and taste Chinese food for free in the hotel! They all swear to promise!"

"Okay, I understand what they mean." Jimmy advised him again with great sincerity: "Look, there is a saying on the Internet that the price of helmets is very high, and the low-end model costs more than 3,000 meters of gold. They found that they were fooled and could not ask Chinese people for compensation. Therefore, in order to reduce their frustration, they would advocate scammers to deceive others and get deceived, thereby gaining psychological satisfaction! This is a very dark psychology!"

"No, they are our friends. We know very clearly how they are. They won't do such things!" The thin girl seemed a little angry.

"Okay, okay!" After thinking about it, the white guy Jimmy stopped persuading him, but walked to the end of the line and lined up.

Then, he looked at the phone screen on the photo pole and said, "Everyone has seen it. I have tried my best to persuade them, but these two French girls seem very stubborn and do not listen to the advice at all. I decided! Temporarily postpone the touch of the cute giant panda! I want to personally expose this lie carefully compiled by the Chinese government!"

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Compared to the scene when the helmet was just released, the queue outside the external store at Wolong Giant Panda Base is not very long. In less than 40 minutes, the famous Twitter travel anchor Mr. Jimmy was able to see the door of the store.

"Okay, there are three in front, it's my turn soon! My heart is beating very fast. At this time, I need everyone's support for me! This must be a big conspiracy! If something unexpected happens, I hope everyone can call the police for me. If I can't go back to Miligan, I also hope everyone can remember me, remember the happy times I have brought to you, and help me tell my parents and sister that I love them!"

"Okay, it's my place. Fortunately, they did not confiscate my phone. The environment of this store is very good, with large pieces of transparent glass and various exaggerated instruments..."

"Oh, the shopping guide here has very authentic English. I think they should have been specially trained by the Chinese government, otherwise they would not be so authentic and skillful..."

"What? Do you know what I just heard? Just now, the shopping guide told me that although this specialty store is developed for foreigners and sells Red Star Brand Good Dream Helmets to foreigners, it only sells one style called Red Star Brand 98 King Kong Good Dream Helmet. Yes, the name is very similar to that gorilla. But this is not the key point! The key is that this helmet is priced at 288,888 Huayuan!"

"You may not know what this price means. I just converted it with a calculator! It is equivalent to 43,600 meters! I think these Chinese people are simply crazy! So much money is enough to buy a cool Xuefulai sports car! It's simply Farke! Spend more than 40,000 meters to buy a motorcycle helmet! This scam by Chinese people is really crazy!"

"No! You don't have to reward me! I can take out so much money myself! Since Chinese people are so crazy, I will accompany them to go crazy! I think it is worth it to spend more than 40,000 meters to expose a shocking scam! I just agreed with everyone that the plan to go to Antarctica will be postponed."

"Their sales seem to be very strict. They not only require a passport, but also a driver's license and social security benefit account in their country. Do they think this is a police station? Fortunately, I have my passport, driver's license and social security benefit card on them and can be provided to them. But I doubt they have eavesdropped on what I just said, will they wait and arrest me?"

"Okay, you still need to enter your fingerprint. If you are disabled, you can use voiceprints and passwords instead. I am increasingly wondering whether they are collecting our personal information. Maybe the helmet is just a cover?"

"Did you see the small room with many lights in front of me? They asked me to walk in and I was not allowed to carry any electronic devices. I had a bad feeling. Although the guy who walked out in front seemed to be fine,... this is really not a special brainwashing device? Mental control device? However, it seems we have to separate for the time being."

"Okay, I'm back again. There are not many special things inside. They are just dark and lights of all kinds of colors. They shine my eyes dizzy. They keep asking me to recall all kinds of beautiful, sad, angry, and distressed things in my life. I don't know what they do. No, I have no discomfort or brainwashing. I still have great doubts about the so-called virtual reality helmet!"

"It seems that all the inspection and tests have been completed, and I can pay to collect my helmet. You can look at the billboards next to you. They are all sleep assistive devices, various advertising slogans such as dreaming, getting to sleep as soon as possible, and improving sleep quality. There are no virtual reality, games, or related words. This is very obvious. Chinese people dare not openly admit that this is a virtual reality device, and they only dare to use such names to fool everyone."

"Okay, I just paid with a credit card, and here I support Mi Yuan payment. Alas, a handsome sports car left me like this. Okay, it's time to get my helmet!"

"I have to admit that China is indeed good at doing business, so Chinese products have flooded the entire Miligan. It also provides services where helmets are electroplating personalized patterns. Of course, there is an additional fee. Everyone says, what pattern is better for us to electroplating?"

"Okay, Jimmy is Jimmy. It's pretty good to have my name on his helmet. Can you see, the girl in front of me has a golden **plate. I suspect she is also an American!"

"Thank God, I came out alive with the helmet box! The process went smoothly! The shopping guide just wanted to recommend a free fund, but I refused. If I wanted to donate money, I would rather donate it to the children in Africa! Less nonsense, now, let's take a closer look at this box! You can open the screenshot, and I'll show it to you in all aspects!"

"Look, as you can see, although the packaging box of the helmet is printed with text instructions in other languages ​​such as English, the text content on it is still the same as the store. High-end sleep aid devices, a safe sleep experience, help you get into sleep as soon as possible, greatly improving the quality of sleep... and so on, there is no introduction to virtual reality and virtual reality games!"

"Everyone see this word! Yes, it has clearly stated that this is a so-called sleep assist device, and it is just a sleep assist device! A sleep assist device worth 43,600 meters! Let everyone sleep with such a stupid thing! Well, I think I'm crazy!"
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