Before I knew it, I worked in the newspaper for half a year.

Three months editor, three months reporter, Eve and I have been together for two and a half months.

When a toad eats swan meat, everyone thinks that a toad has taken advantage of it. No one will think that this is a two-way choice, and a swan has taken advantage of the toad. Not everyone can feel the inspirational atmosphere when they see me. Many people show either Eve is stupid or I fool Eve. At that time, I was very cynical. I reminded myself not to be as knowledgeable as these secular earthlings.

One day I asked Eve what I really looked like in her mind.

She answered me with a song very rarely.

There are indeed no perfect people in the world. After a few days with Eve, I fully understood why she wanted to be an actor rather than a singer, because she would be out of tune when she sings... Eve can only find the right rhythm when she hums quietly, and only in this way can I think her singing is pretty good.

On a very deep night, we watched the moon for a long time, Eve sang a song in a very light voice. The lyrics were very interesting: "I fell in love with Andersen's pampering little prince, encountering peerless and moving stories, and the world is willing to know. I admire Hayao Miyazaki, and the poem written by the sky, and I wish I could hear it in the next life. Who kissed the kappa goodbye? He looked very hazy, and he longed to go to the garden to find a dream..."

It was a Cantonese song, and I didn't hear the lyrics very clearly at that time.

Later, I checked the lyrics specifically and realized that I was the kappa who looked very hazy.

After a little lost for a while, I felt very happy. Not every woman in the world has the courage to fall in love with a Kappa.

I really wanted to do something for her that day. I didn't fall asleep all night. After tossing and turning around, I finally found that the only thing I could do was to be kinder and better.

At that time, I was in a very good mental state and my whole body was filled with positive energy. My friends all thought that I had rejuvenated the second spring in my life, or found the second spring in my life, so they all called Eve the second spring girl in private.

Some romance novels include sentences such as "I remember every day I was with you". These sentences are often deceiving, unless you only have one day with her in total... Generally, after two or three months of dating, it is difficult for people to remember every day clearly. I don't know if there is something wrong with me, but I actually remember every day I was with Eve.

The reason I remember so clearly is probably because we have experienced many role-playing sessions.

When it comes to role-playing, many people will ripple, with whip candle chains full of their minds.

The reality is not like this. At the beginning, Eve and I had a simple motivation. In order to hone her acting skills, I decided to accompany her to play against each other in our daily lives. One day, we had a sudden idea and decided to play a play by rock-scissors. Whoever wins will be the master, and whoever loses will be the slave.

Before this, we had many battles with scissors and stone cloth. Eve was sometimes stubborn and always liked to use scissors, but I was obviously strange and unpredictable. I could beat her eight times. Of course, in order to take care of her self-esteem, I sometimes had to deliberately lose to her.

I had a premonition that day that she would use scissors again, and I just needed to use stones to win.

Then, it must be very exciting. I can be the eldest, but she can only be the maid, so that I can bully her ruthlessly.

But for some reason, I finally got the cloth, and Eve really got the scissors.

She was not vague at all, yelling to be the Lord Lafayette, but I could only be Li Lianying.

At first she was very conscientious and said, "Little Li, go pour a glass of water for Ai's house."

I thought this was not too much, so I poured her a glass of water.

As a result, she didn't drink it at all and said, "Go, I want to drink soda."

I was unhappy on the spot: "Laofu, you can't do this. Even Empress Dowager Cixi has never drunk soda water."

She said: "How do you know that Empress Dowager Cixi has never drunk it? Why do I say you are not willing to admit defeat at all?"

I thought about it, how could the old man not afford to lose at such a time as a man?

So I ran downstairs, ran out of the community, and finally bought soda in a supermarket.

When I gasped, she said, "What are you doing when you run so fast? The Ai family hasn't finished talking yet. You can buy a watermelon and come back."

At that moment, my thoughts were: I must have owed her a lot of money in my previous life.

At this moment of not doing it all the time, I had to go downstairs to buy watermelon.

On the way back with the watermelon, I thought, things were only three, and she should have stopped when she saw it.

As soon as I put down the watermelon, she said with confidence: "Little Lizi, is there anyone who runs errands like this? Can you take action after listening to what others say next time? It's true."

I admitted that I was defeated: "God of Lafayette, tell me, what else do you want?"

She thought about it and said, "Buy some more grapes."

At that moment, my thoughts were: How much money did I owe her in my previous life?

This time I learned to be smart and asked: "Red grapes or green grapes?"

She looked at me with contempt: "Can't you just think about it?"

I said, "I am stupid and can't figure it out."

She suddenly became a little bird: "Are you angry? Don't cry, will I go with you this time?"

I thought she had finally discovered her conscience, but on the way back, I realized that I was fooled by the Japanese.

She insisted that I carry her upstairs, but the problem was that we lived on the sixth floor and there was no elevator.

I don’t know how many ups and downs I have experienced before successfully carrying her back. When I opened the door, I felt almost exhausted. In order to express my inner resentment and struggle, I asked in a very humble manner: “Goddes, do you have any other instructions?”

She thought for a while, and then said innocently: "Since you are so in good spirits, then do fifty push-ups first, come on, I'll be there to count while eating watermelon..."

At that moment, my thoughts were: Did I owe her money in my previous life?

I tried my best to finish fifty push-ups. At that time, I was full of revenge. I must not give up halfway. When I become an old man next time, I will be able to take revenge.

I didn't expect that it wasn't enough to finish push-ups.

In short, that night, I was called like a livestock by her.

I still remember that night when I couldn't look back, I held the bed sheet tightly with one hand, tears of grief and anger rolled in my eyes, and I swear in my heart: I will never let her down again in the future!

The next day, the serf turned over and sang.

I won the game, and there was no suspense to deal with the kind of girl who had scissors for two consecutive days.

I thought about it and decided to play Huang Shiren, and of course she could only play Xier.

That day, I felt a sense of accomplishment that I had a long-cherished wish.

When I was a child, because of the nickname Ouyang Ke, I couldn’t play a good role in the first or two years from preschool to the first grade of elementary school. I have fought many times, and every time I am outnumbered, so I have played hooligans, bandits, robbers, lackeys, and treacherous ministers. I even played Murong Fu and Tiezhang Water Piao Qiu Qianren.

Many years later, I have been thinking that maybe I was born a villain.

After this idea came out, another idea naturally emerged: Will there be women who can accept such villains?

Finally, I can be a villain in front of Eve with justice.

After skipping the previous match between Xier and Yang Bailao, we went directly to the scene where Huang Shiren was about to occupy Xier. As soon as I started, I performed according to the script, showing a slightly drunk and satisfied expression of picking my teeth, outlining the face of a bully landlord, and also showing my shameless attempt as Huang Shiren. Later, my lines did not follow the script, and I said: "Xier, do you eat bananas?"

Eve blushed suddenly, and she fought: "Can you stop being so hooligan?"

I said, "You should not be so dirty, be serious, go buy a bunch of bananas first."

She shook her head: "No, that's not what the script is written?"

I was angry: "Why can't it work? Li Lianying has never bought soda for Lord Lafayette!"

She was more treacherous than me, and said pitifully: "Master, do you need anything else besides bananas?"

I put on the style of a landlord Laocai: "Don't talk so much nonsense, go buy it first and then talk about it."

She surrendered and went downstairs in shame.

I stood in front of the window, hid behind the curtains, watched her walk out, and then watched her walk back.

To be honest, I originally planned to let her go upstairs and go back seven or eight times first, torture her so much that she couldn't take care of herself, and in revenge on her cruelly commanding me yesterday. When she bought a banana and came back, looking at the sweat beads on her forehead, my heart suddenly became soft, and I felt a sense of when the revenge would be.

As a pure amateur, I didn’t know how to continue acting next, so I had to bite the bullet and say, “Don’t stand there, don’t you ask you to eat bananas?”

She has a very strong position: "Master, I don't eat bananas."

I said, "The landlord's family has no surplus food, are you still picky about eating bananas?"

She immediately lost her position and said pitifully: "Master, can't you do it if I obey you? Don't ask others to eat bananas."

I was defeated by her immediately. She helped me pinch my legs and beat my back and let it go. Of course, I wouldn't give up so easily. In the end, I ruined her like Huang Shiren ruined Xier.

Later we performed different versions of different roles. The only drawback is that there was no Legend of Zhen Huan in that era. Otherwise, it would be great to let her play the role of the little master once.

We don’t always face each other so tit-for-tat, and we also have very warm moments.

Sometimes, it’s just improvisation. Eve has a very strong desire to perform. Even when she is having a meal, she may suddenly appear a line, which makes me not know how to take it. But once it is connected, the process will be very interesting, romantic enough to make people beat violently, and it will make people feel that we are born with such a tacit understanding.

Once we finished a fight and sat on the sofa and looked at each other speechlessly.

After a long time, Eve suddenly became very sad and said with no end: "She said, you have seen the stars and the moon with her, from poetry, songs and essays to philosophy of life."

I was stunned for a moment, and then got into the show. At that moment, my expression was very painful: "It's my fault, it's my fault. I shouldn't accompany her to see the stars and the moon, from poetry and songs to philosophy of life. In the future, I will only accompany you to see the stars and the moon, from poetry and songs to philosophy of life.

She looked at me affectionately and said, "Oh, Erkang..."

I also looked at her affectionately and said, "Oh, Ziwei..."
Chapter completed!