Chapter 3010 not funny jokes
Li Yifei was unhappy in his heart, after all, he wanted to practice quickly, and now he was trapped by martial arts... It really affected his efficiency, and these ****s dared not use crystal stones anymore.
It is necessary to find a way to get the martial arts. Li Yifei said secretly, seeing Qingluan standing there pitifully, wanting to read books, but unable to open the door, Li Yifei sighed and said, "I won't update today, I'll take a day off. After all, writing books is also a very tiring job, but I can tell you a little story, would you like to listen?"
"Listen!" Qingluan raised her head, with a hint of joy in her eyes.
"Okay, I'll tell while drinking tea. The story is not long and it's a joke."
"Just?" Qingluan was a little puzzled.
"It's just a joke...it's just a bit funny thing. It may be unreasonable, but it can make people laugh." Li Yifei said.
"Okay, wait for me and I will make tea first." Qingluan said as the man had already walked to the pavilion and started making tea.
Li Yifei walked over slowly with his hands behind his back, looking at Qingluan's busy figure, and smiled faintly, without any other thoughts.
After getting ready, Qingluan actually sat straight like a primary school student, waiting for Li Yifei to tell a joke.
"Cough cough!" Li Yifei cleared his throat, picked up the teacup, took a sip, and felt it was sweet and filled with spiritual energy. The tea grown by Uncle Xiuqi himself was definitely a good tea.
Qingluan nodded and signaled that Li Yifei could start.
"This joke is a bit nonsensical... Uh, just don't think about it, because it's just a joke, the purpose is to make you laugh, but don't think about it." Li Yifei reminded, Qingluan nodded, and he said: "There is a sect of immortal cultivation that can ascend to a certain level, rise up from the clouds, and enter the immortal world. It is said that the ancestors of their sect have also achieved the right result, and ascend to the clouds."
Qingluan nodded and said, "There are such masters in the major sects, and they have gone to the real immortal world."
"Uh... don't interrupt me!" Li Yifei glared, and Qingluan hurriedly reached out to cover her lips and looked to the side, as if she wanted to say that she had not made trouble.
Li Yifei continued: "But there was no news after the ancestor ascended..."
Qingluan took his hand away and was about to say something. Seeing Li Yifei looking at him, he hurriedly closed his eyes and signaling that he didn't say anything. Li Yifei continued, "The children of the sect are all very strange and miss the ancestors very much. Finally one day, the senior brother with the highest cultivation level in the sect finally achieved success in his cultivation. He rose up in the clouds. The disciples knelt down and bowed to the place where the senior brother ascended, wishing the senior brother a good success. He also hoped that he could find the ancestors and give some instructions to the juniors."
"Not long after, the eldest brother sent a message to the disciples below with a thousand-mile voice. The eldest brother said, "Listen, I don't have much time anymore, don't practice anymore, repeat! Don't practice anymore! When you ascend to a certain height, there will be no oxygen in the air, and we will all be suffocated to death! I have seen the corpse of the ancestor! Stop practicing. I am sending back the message with the last little skill, stop practicing..."
When Li Yifei saw this joke, he was almost laughing and silly, but Qingluan on the opposite side... She blinked her big eyes, and a little confused appeared on her face. She quickly frowned, as if she was thinking about something.
Didn't you find the laughter? Li Yifei blinked, thought for a while, and continued, "Do you need me to explain it to you?"
Qingluan looked at him with a strange expression, as if he was watching an alien... Li Yifei felt uncomfortable when he saw it. Li Yifei touched his face and asked, "What the hell is wrong? Even if this joke is not funny, it will not have such a big reaction?"
"You..." Qingluan hesitated for a moment, pursed her lips, and her beautiful eyes were a little confused. Finally, she asked, "Are you sure this is a joke?"
"ah?"
"Are you sure you don't really know the truth?"
"I'm very confused... I'll tell you if you have any questions." Li Yifei felt so angry when he was seen.
Qingluan let out a breath and said, "Forget it, you probably don't know."
"ah?"
"Do you know that in the past few hundred years, the ancestors and predecessors of various sects have lost their news..." Qingluan said this, even a hint of panic, not a hint of it, but a very frightened.
Li Yifei said with a forehead and hesitated and said, "I'm just a joke... and are you sure... these two match?"
Seeing Qingluan nodding, Li Yifei didn't know what to say. He was just a joke, a joke. Children should tell whether a joke is good. This is just a joke.
Qingluan said solemnly: "Although things are not that simple, since hundreds of years ago, cultivators have indeed been unable to communicate with the real immortal world. No one knows the reason. Those powerful people seem to know, but they are unwilling to say it."
"So... do you know what oxygen is?" Li Yifei looked at Qingluan strangely.
"I don't understand," Qingluan shook her head honestly, and Li Yifei said in his heart. No wonder, the term oxygen belongs to modernity after all, and a chemical component. Qingluan should not know it, but Qingluan continued: "I guess it should be what we breathe. Although I don't know what it is, it is not spiritual energy, but another thing in the air. I can feel that those gases enter the lungs and into the body, which will fill our blood with energy, and all limbs and bones need this gas."
"That's oxygen, of course it's okay to call it another name!" Li Yifei nodded.
"Yes, that's oxygen, but in the story you told, the higher the flying, the less oxygen is, I don't know this, I need to ask my father." Qingluan looked serious.
Li Yifei hurriedly said, "No, no, there is no need to ask, I'm a joke, you don't have to think seriously."
I don't want to be the target of public criticism. I'm just a casual joke. If it's true... My damn is the sinner. I'll point out such a shocking secret. Do I think I've lived too long?
Chapter completed!