Chapter 431 Brain Axe: I understand! I understand it all!(1/2)
“I’m going from south to north
I'll go from white to black
I want people to see me
But I don't know who I am."
Among the weeds and on the ancient road, the heroic singing of Tang Sanzang floated.
After hearing this lyrics, the second senior brother couldn't help but curl his lips.
Amitabha Buddha, the burial of the poor monk Tang San, the burial of the sky, the burial place, the common people, the rumor that Tang San, who can live forever after eating a bite of meat in the world, is said to be able to live forever in the world.
A person who introduces himself to everyone, sings that people want people to see him but don’t know who he is.
If you say this, do you believe it?
Tang Sanzang keenly captured the second senior brother's lips.
so
"Bajie, do you have any opinions on being a teacher?"
Tang Sanzang was in a very good mood, so he had the urge to teach his second senior brother what it means to respect teachers and respect Taoism.
Upon hearing this, the second senior brother's face turned solemn.
"No.
My admiration for my master is like a surging river, or like the Yellow River breaking the dam and it is out of control."
After a long and long discussion, the second senior brother finished without blushing and made a summary.
"So, Lao Zhu, how could I have any opinions on you, Master?
And the words "Old Pig" I never taught me when I was studying in a private school.
Old Pig, I know the world's words, but I don't know what opinions are."
Tang Sanzang: ""
Where is the face?
As a dignified Marshal Tianpeng, you are just a little reluctant to show your face? Why are you so cowardly?
However, the second senior brother was so cowardly that he didn't care about slapping the horses' faces, and Tang Sanzang could not really deal with him anymore.
so
As the topic changed, Tang Sanzang pointed to a mountain ahead.
"Pupils, look at the mountain ahead, called Jinshang (qian Four Sounds) Mountain. There is a Jinshang Cave on the mountain. If you think it doesn't sound nice, you can call it Jindou Cave. This is the final say.
This monster lives in this Jindou Cave, called Unicorn.
This one-horned rhino king is a green cow, which is the kind of green cow that Lao Tzu rode the green cow west out of Hangu Pass in feudal superstitious myths and legends.
That's right, I believe you have guessed that the one-horned rhinoceros is the green cow.
The green bull has no ability, but he has a treasure called the Diamond Bracelet.
This thing should have the most say. When you were fighting with Yang Jian, that thing hit the head."
Hearing this, the Great Sage subconsciously touched the back of his head.
He still remembers that moment.
I think that he is not destructive to the Monkey King's bronze skin and iron bones. Erlang Shen's three-pointed two-edged spear could easily hurt his body. As soon as the Vajra bracelet was smashed, he almost fainted.
My brain was blank, so I was bitten by the Xiaotian Dog and asked Yang Jian to capture him in the Heavenly Court.
The Great Sage was recalling the dark history of that year, and the voice of Tang Sanzang sounded again in his ears.
"This time, we took the initiative to come to the door and the master fell in love with the Vajra Bracelet. We are like this, like this."
After Tang Sanzang gave an explanation, the disciples nodded repeatedly to express their understanding, and the group headed towards the mountain.
As soon as Sha Laosan stepped on the mountain road, Tang Sanzang was looking up at the sky on the top of the mountain in a daze.
Suddenly, I felt my arm lightening, and when I lowered my head, I saw Sister Bailong floating in front of me.
Tang Sanzang: "???"
"Monk, why don't you continue singing?"
Sister Bailong blinked and looked at Tang Sanzang cutely.
Tang Sanzang was confused, "Continue singing?"
"Yes." Sister Bailong nodded, "That song just now is very nice."
Tang Sanzang smiled, but he didn't expect that his sister Bailong was quite interested in listening to music.
Immediately nodded, "Then I will continue singing."
Sister Bailong's lips curled up slightly and nodded to Tang Sanzang.
Tang Sanzang:
"If you see that I'm a little tired
Please pour me a bowl of water
If you already fall in love with me
Please kiss my mouth~ Uh~”
Tang Sanzang's eyes widened and looked at Sister Bailong in front of him in disbelief.
Subconsciously, he rubbed his lips with a touch of fragrance.
Sister Bailong's mouth curled even more, her eyes narrowed into crescent moons, showed a sweet smile at Tang Sanzang, and returned to Tang Sanzang's body with a soothing sound.
Tang Sanzang: ""
Is this monk a trick?
come out!
Don't run away!
I will definitely not be able to bear this matter if I dare to secretly kiss me.
You have the ability to marry me, I am a monk. You have the ability to come out.
Come out!
You come out and let me come back with my dear!
Tang Sanzang roared in his heart, but his face was filled with calmness.
He glanced at the confused Great Sage and the second senior brother, ignored Sha Lao San and Bai Ma, and curled his lips slightly, showing a happy smile.
Great Sage: ""
Second senior brother: ""
He has such a big bite of dog food.
Tang Sanzang did not sing anymore, nor did he look up at the sky anymore.
Throughout the whole process, his mind was already thinking about it.
He thought of himself after he arrived in the West and punched Tathagata and kicked Lingshan, snatched the true scriptures from Buddhism and returned to the Eastern Land Tang Dynasty.
He thought of himself and Sister Bailong returned to Death Mountain with him, and had free time to eat and drink from his master.
He thought about it for a long time, long time later
When Tang Sanzang had just thought of his granddaughter's future name, the voice of his second senior brother was remembered in his ears.
"Master?"
"Master?"
"Tang Tang."
Tang Sanzang subconsciously said the name he had thought of.
Second senior brother: “Ah?”
Great Sage: ""
A group of people were collectively confused by Tang Sanzang's sudden words.
Then
"Ah? Did your teacher just say something?"
Great Sage: ""
Second senior brother: ""
Looking at the obvious threatening look in Tang Sanzang's eyes, the two apprentices wisely gave the answer he wanted.
To be continued...