“I love taking a bath and my skin is good.

Yaoyaoyaoyao.

Put on a shower cap and jump"

In the big pot, Tang Sanzang wore a waterproof shower cap on his head to prevent the warm water from wetting his non-existent hair.

While rubbing his body with a bath towel, he hummed a bathing song.

Next to them, several little demons who were responsible for guarding Tang Sanzang were stunned, not knowing what to do.

The scene in front of me has happened for a while.

In fact, after the monk was thrown into the pot, dozens of little fairies took turns to add water to the pot and set fire to the pot, just to be able to eat Tang Monk's meat as soon as possible.

However, this Tang Monk was like a stone. He could cook whatever he wanted, but he couldn't find it.

Just a quarter of an hour ago, a monk lying in the pot suddenly reacted.

But that reaction was not familiar with the monks that the little demons were happy to see.

But

The monk not only took out a strange hat from somewhere and put it on his head, but hummed a song while rubbing a shower in their pot.

Scrub the bath

So it’s their cooking pot for making fires, it’s not your bathhouse.

What's most annoying is that the monk was humming a song while scrubbing the bath, and stopped from time to time to popularize the little demons beside him.

"The little girl with three-petaled red eyes, two long ears, and a furry tail behind her. If I guessed correctly, you should be a rabbit spirit, right?"

Little rabbit: ""

"Miss Rabbit Sperm, look at the hat I am wearing on my head, give me some advice. Do you think I am wearing this hat I am looking good?"

Rabbit Sperm:"

"Miss, don't you know what this hat is?

I tell you, the name of this hat is a shower cap, which is used to put it on your head when taking a shower to prevent the bath water from wetting your hair."

Rabbit Sperm:"

Look at Tang Sanzang's big head without a single hair, then look at the shower cap that Tang Sanzang had just pulled off, and the rabbit semen didn't say a word, turned around and left.

This monk is crazy.

You have no hair, can the bath water in that house wet your hair?

"Hey, sister, don't leave. If you don't like to talk about shower hats, let's talk about bath towels. If you really don't want a bathroom heater, you can talk about it.

Hello, where is the mandarin bath?"

It would be fine if Tang Sanzang didn't shout. When this shout, the rabbit sperm ran faster, and shook the short tail on his butt and disappeared in front of Tang Sanzang.

Watching the rabbit sperm leave, Tang Sanzang turned to look at a stone cave on the other side.

"This old man, let's learn about it?"

Taishang Laojun: ""

When he broke into the Lotus Cave as if no one else had found Tang Sanzang, the scene that Taishang Laojun saw was like this.

Looking at the shower cap that Tang Sanzang had just been buckled on his head, looking at Tang Sanzang who was scrubbing the bath, Laojun felt a sense of collapse of faith.

He thought about the unreliability of Tang Sanzang, but he did not expect that Tang Sanzang was so unreliable.

Just such an unreliable guy, he is really a peerless capable man who is not inferior to himself and may even be stronger than himself in his guess?

Is this powerful man a bit too fucking?

Will such a powerful person lower the average score line of the powerful persons?

Especially, what did this bastard monk just said to him?

Let’s learn about the couple’s bath?

Although he doesn’t know what the bath is, he knows that the name of the bath is. If you add the word “bath”, you will know that it is not a good thing just by listening to the name.

The most important thing is that he is a Taoist priest.

He is a male Taoist priest!

He is an old and weak male Taoist priest!

Did you let him know about the couple's bath?

What a fool, why don’t you let him embroider the mandarin duck squid?

"Huh? The mandarin bath is the mandarin bath that can enhance the interest between husband and wife. Don't you need to know about it?"

Laojun: ""

"No, no, thank you."

Tang Sanzang looked at Laojun with regret, "No wonder, no wonder it makes a little girl stay alone in the empty bedroom and waste her best years.

He is worthy of being the founder of Taoism, and he is so confused about the style."

Laojun: ""mmp, it seems that the ancestor of your Buddhism is a big radish.

If you monks understand the style, where did the Three Refuges and Five Precepts come from in the temple?

If you monks understand the style, how did the rules of monks not being close to women?

If you monks understand the style, the water of the West Lake will be suppressed by the Leifeng Pagoda.

Then Fahai, you don’t understand love, how did the lyrics of the fall of Leifeng Pagoda be made up?

Huh?

Wait a minute.

Leifeng Pagoda, what is that Fahai?

I have to say that Tang Sanzang seemed to have a natural ability that makes people want to beat him. As long as you are with him, you will not be disgusted by him for more than three minutes.

So when he doubted whether there was a problem with his training and made his apprentice point out his talent attributes, Su Luo would think from time to time.

Have your disciples really awakened some supernatural powers?

For example, a special ability that disgusting people?

Now, Laojun deeply felt the disgusting ability of Tang Sanzang as soon as he met.

He had never seen such a strange contestant, so he could not calm down for a while, and his mental activities were a little intense.

But fortunately.

During the period of time when he was taking a bath in the lotus cave, Tang Sanzang himself was not idle. After discovering that he had mastered the entry-level knowledge taught by his master, Tang Sanzang took out a book from the space ring.

The cover of the book contains the name of the three words written on the mind reading technique.

It may also be that the players who have awakened their disgusting talent are quite talented. In just half a day, Tang Sanzang pointed this skill called Mind Reading Technique to the full level.

so

Fortunately, Tang Sanzang read all the thoughts in Laojun just now.

all

Very unfortunate

"Well, sorry, although it is very impolite to interrupt a person's inner monologue, I feel it is necessary to clarify.

The master of my monk does not have the Three Refuges and Five Precepts, nor does it mean that monks do not get close to women.

All the monks don’t know what you are talking about.”

Laojun: ""

You mp, is this the point?

The key point I want to express is

Huh? Wait a minute!

"Can you know what I'm thinking?"

Looking at Tang Sanzang who was soaked in a big pot and didn't want to come out, Laojun was completely confused, okay?

Mind reading technique?

As the top boss in the Three Realms, he naturally understands this kind of skills that are essential to him.

However, mind reading can only be used to read the minds of people who are much lower than themselves, but it is absolutely impossible to read the hearts of creatures who are better than themselves, at the same level as themselves, or even slightly worse than themselves.

so

Did this monk really read what he thought just now?

"No need to guess, you guessed it right. I really have the skill of mind reading."
To be continued...