Chapter 400 The little secret of the old gentleman(1/2)
Hearing Jinjiao's outspoken words, Yinjiao nodded with a sad expression.
"I lost the master's belt."
After receiving a positive answer, Jinjiao seemed to be crazy and slapped Yinjiao hard on the face.
"You are so crazy. What is the master's belt for? Don't you think about it? Do you dare to hide your own private parts?
The master repeatedly told me that the belt should be kept for the old lady to save her life. How dare you hide it secretly?
Ah? Tell me, are you crazy? Are you disgusted with longevity?
How many people in this world can let the master unbutton their belts? When it comes to such a huge secret, how dare you make such a trick?"
I was slapped in the face by the King of Golden Horn. If I put it on the Silver Horn, I should have turned against me.
And this time, unexpectedly, King Silver Horn was just stunned, with no trace of anger on his face, but instead was full of miserable defeat.
"Brother, save me, you must save me."
Upon hearing this, Golden Horn's eyes flashed.
Now I and Yinjiao are two grasshoppers on the same rope. Once something happens, no one can get rid of it.
He never expected that Yinjiao was so bold that he dared to take off the master and hide the belt he had given to the old lady to save her life.
Now that I have lost the belt of the pants, what should I do?
After thinking for a long time, Jinjiao gritted his teeth, "Brother, it's too late to regret it for the sake of this plan.
Since the golden rope has been lost, for the sake of the present plan, we can only do one thing and never stop.”
King Jinjiao made a move to wipe his neck, and the lower Yinjiao subconsciously shrank his neck.
"Brother, are you crazy?
If we lose the golden rope, we will receive punishment at most, and you actually want to attack the old lady.
If the master knew about this, it would be hard for us brothers to die!"
Golden Horn:"
Bang!
Jinjiao slapped Yinjiao on the head again, "Do you seem to be scattering? Do you attack the old lady? Do you think you are too old?"
"What does big brother mean?"
Yinjiao had doubts in his eyes, and Jinjiao smiled sinisterly, "The golden rope was told by the master to give it to the old lady to save her life, so we naturally dare not hide it privately.
But the next session was still short, so in order to complete the tasks assigned by the master, I was delayed for a while.
Now that we have caught Tang Sanzang, we just happened to send someone to invite the old lady to eat Tang Monk's meat together, and at the same time, we ordered our subordinate Xiao Yao to give the golden rope to the old lady.
I think the old lady should not refuse to live forever.
As for the Monkey King who heard the news on his way back, he was assassinated by the Monkey King halfway and snatched away the golden rope, it was not something that our brothers could have expected."
After a sudden enlightenment appeared in my mind, King Jinke was very confident about his plan.
As for the old lady being assassinated by Sun Wukong on his invitation, whether his master would take his anger on his head is beyond his imagination.
King Yu Jinjiao is similar, King Yinjiao did not expect any more of these problems. He just thought that if the old lady was harmed by Sun Wukong, his master would not know the fact that his hidden gold rope was stolen.
If your master doesn't know the mistakes he has made, he will naturally not punish him.
Not only that, the charges were put on Sun Wukong's head, and perhaps his master would get angry and take Sun Wukong and put it in the alchemy furnace to practice him for 49 days, and roast the girl into a monkey.
Thinking of this, Yinjiao showed joy on her face and nodded at Jinjiao.
"Okay! Brother is a good plan. I will arrange someone to invite the old lady now."
While speaking, Yinke's eyes also glanced at the stunned cerebral axe from the corner of his eyes.
Jinjiao shook his head, "Not only do you want to invite the old lady, but someone will also send out the news to let Sun Wukong know that we have invited the old lady to eat Tang Sanzang's meat."
Yinjiao thought of the key point as soon as he heard it.
He looked at the cerebellum axe and asked, "Cerebellum axe, why are you in our hole? Have you ever seen what everyone in this hole does?"
The Cerebellum Axe shook her head, "Return to the second king, the Cerebellum Axe doesn't know why it is in the hole of the kings.
The cerebellar axe passed through the kings' cave door. As he walked, he lost consciousness when he saw darkness. When he woke up again, the kings had already walked in."
Hearing the words of the cerebellar axe, Golden Horn and Silver Horn looked at each other and nodded at the same time.
"Brother, I think it's called Tang. All the treasures are mine. Wuzang's bastard steals things from us. It happened to be here by the cerebellum axe. The bastard was afraid that the matter would be exposed, so he knocked it out and dragged it into our cave."
Yinjiao nodded in agreement, "It should be so, that Tang and the treasures are mine. Wuzang is really bold. After we catch that bastard, we must pull out the skin and cramps, put the soul out and burn it in the oil lamp for a thousand years."
After a round of catching the thief who was stealing things, how to torture each other? After a long time of chatting, the thief talked about losing things, and the thief thought about the stolen golden rope.
The golden rope of the rope was stolen, and I thought of going to invite the old lady, so I thought of someone sending the news to Sun Wukong.
Thinking of someone who needed a message, the two brothers looked at the brain-bellied axe at the same time.
Thinking about the IQ of their brothers, the little monster who sent letters to Sun Wukong was basically used to smash the bones of the Shaking Dog, and it was destined to go but never return.
Although the cerebellar axe is his own, he has heard too many things that shouldn't have heard.
so
Even though they didn't think the cerebral axe would leak the matter, for safety reasons, the two still felt that it was necessary to silence.
Since you are going to silence your mouth, it is better to use everything you need.
Anyway, all these little demons are not smart enough, so they obey the commands and words of the kings.
It would be better to let the brain axe go to Sun Wukong to convey the message, and at the same time use Sun Wukong's hand to kill people to silence them.
After finalizing the idea, the two arranged tasks for the cerebellar axe.
The Cerebral Axe glanced at the two kings with complex hearts, nodded and took on the task.
On the other hand, Tang Sanzang had already taken a shower under the service of two female fairies, and scraped the hair that was about to grow from his head under the costume of a vixen.
Relying comfortably in the big pot with warm water, listening to the conversation between Jinjiao and Yinjiao, Tang Sanzang's eyes were burning slowly with the fire of gossip.
"Okay, you Taishang Laojun, you actually have a little lover in the world.
I used to think that you are too supreme and lofty.
But I didn't expect that you were actually an old and old leprechaun, and you even untied your belt for yourself.
It turns out that you are like this Taishang Laojun.”
He thought to himself that while rubbing himself in the pot, Tang Sanzang was secretly calculating how much benefits he could get when he met Taishang Laojun.
"Master, did you create it?
That Taishang Laojun actually has a mistress in the human world."
After thinking for a long time, Tang Sanzang felt unhappy when he was holding a big gossip in his heart.
After looking around, Tang Sanzang, who had no one else but the little monster, had no one to talk to, thought secretly in his heart.
Then
"When did Taishang Laojun have the original wife?"
Su Luo asked Tang Sanzang for this sentence.
When did you have the original wife?
Yes, when will Taishang Laojun have an original wife??
Without an original wife, where can I get the mistress?
Without an extramarital affair, why did I grab this little tail and blackmail me?
Finished!
I finally caught a ***, but found that this was awesome.
"Huh? No!"
Just as he was regretful, Tang Sanzang suddenly thought that although the Taishang Laojun had no original wife, there was no mistress.
But what is Taishang Laojun?
The Taoist body of the Taoist ancestor in the heavenly court represents the high Taoist ancestor.
The legendary existence of the Supreme Forgetful Love.
A big man like him actually had a unclear relationship with an old and weak little fairy, and even took off his belt and used it as a token of love.
Such gossip is enough to trigger a frenzy of the entire third sister.
If the old man didn't want to spread the entire Three Realms because of scandals, and wouldn't want to have no shame to meet his Taoist disciples in the future.
Hehehe
Take it, my hush money.
Thinking of this, Tang Sanzang became happy again.
To be continued...