"Dingdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongougai kid."

"I lost three of them as soon as I was born."

"The wind and rain will hit three more."

"I'm the only one left!"

On Pingding Mountain, in front of the Lotus Cave, Tang Sanzang hummed a pleasant song slowly from the distance.

This time, Tang Sanzang played a guest appearance as a courier guy and was about to deliver himself to the Lotus Cave of Pingding Mountain in the form of express delivery.

As for the reason

Do you understand fishing law enforcement?

I don’t have to wait for those two fools to catch me.

Tang Sanzang couldn't wait to think that his baby would be kept by those two stupid guys for a while.

Unable to wait, Tang Sanzang decided to come to him on his own initiative, let Jinjiao and Yinjiao capture him, and then the Great Sage and the Second Senior Brother came to save him.

Of course, although he likes to commit suicide, Tang Sanzang did not commit suicide without confidence.

To be on the safe side and make sure that he wouldn't be stewed by those two fools, Tang Sanzang carried a monkey hair with the Great Sage.

Whenever there is danger, the Great Sage can come to rescue the car in time.

After all, reality is not, nor is it a TV series.

Not all monsters are so careless. After arresting Tang Sanzang, they insist on hunger for a few days, discussing how to eat, and discussing for a few days, waiting for the Great Sage to come to rescue the car.

What's more, with the IQ of the brothers of Golden Horn and Silver Horn, even if they act, Tang Sanzang couldn't guarantee that they wouldn't have stewed themselves before the Great Sage came.

As we all know, the more self-righteous actors who are owed their IQ, the more they like to modify scripts according to their own ideas.

"Dingdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdongdonghulu kid~"

Tang Sanzang hummed a song and walked to the door of the Lotus Cave with light and pleasant steps.

"Dongdongdongdongdong~"

"Dongdongdongdongdong~"

Tang Sanzang took the nine-ring tin staff and smashed it on the cave door a few times.

"Open the door! Your express delivery has arrived!"

"Crazy~"

The cave door rose, and a little demon with a head and brain ran out of it.

"Hey, a cerebellar axe!"

Looking at this little demon with a head and a brain, Tang Sanzang's eyes showed a look of surprise.

Although the meat of the cerebellar axe is not delicious, he has a unique fate with the cerebellar axe.

Along the way, he no longer knew how many cerebellar axes he had killed.

It's strange that one mountain can't accommodate two tigers, which proves that there are few tigers, but I don't know what's going on. It seems that there is a cerebral axe that has become a sperm on each mountain.

It may also be that the cerebellum axe is originally the beast king, and the survival rate is relatively high. It is naturally easier to become a sperm after living for a long time.

The cerebral axe, the tiger demon looked at Tang Sanzang, and heard Tang Sanzang call him the cerebral axe, and his face was confused.

"What are you? How do you know my name?"

Tang Sanzang: ""You are so fucked by the brain axe?

"This donor of the little brain axe, I am a monk Tang Sandang, burying the sky, the earth and the people. It is rumored that I can live forever after eating a piece of meat from a monk.

I came to the Tang Dynasty in the West to fight against the East and the Great Tang Dynasty and went to the Great Leiyin Temple in the West to worship Buddha and seek Buddhist scriptures. Today I passed by Guibao Cave, and I was hungry and burping in my belly. I saw it was getting late again. I came to stay for a night and hoped that the donor of the cerebellum axe would be convenient for me."

Halfway through, Tang Sanzang accidentally burped.

I secretly complained in my heart that it was all the blame for Bajie, who insisted on persuadeing me to eat more before coming, so as not to have too long to eat and be hungry.

Now, I just said that I had a burp after thirsty. How do you think of me as a teacher?

As a teacher, he is determined to ask for the Oscar Little Golden Man, a qualified actor. How can he allow his acting skills to leave such serious flaws?

Sure enough, just as Tang Sanzang was secretly cursing his second senior brother in his heart, the little brain axe looked at Tang Sanzang with a strange look, as if he was looking at a bastard who was talking lies with his eyes open.

pill!

Seeing the expression of the cerebellum axe, Tang Sanzang thought to himself that his character was about to collapse.

Although he knew that he was unreliable, he could easily break his character, especially when he wanted to play a real monk, the character would be as fast as possible.

However, he thought that his personality would collapse, but he didn't expect that even the main owner had not seen him, and his personality would collapse instantly.

So say

Do you want to kill someone to silence?

Since this cerebellum axe, which is very destined to be with me, has broken my personality before being discovered, and this cerebellum axe hides the body, can I maintain my personality for a while?

Oh my god ~

Master, acting is really hard!

It seems that if you want to attack Os in the future, you can only rely on your true nature to play.

With such a twist of mind, Tang Sanzang had already raised the nine-ring tin staff in his hand, ready to give this cerebral axe a bit.

Don’t blame me for being cruel to the ruthless axe donor.

If you want to blame, you can only blame me for burping and burping. If you want to blame, you can only blame me for hearing my burping and knowing the fact that I am not hungry.

so

Cerebellar axe, died

The nine-ring tin staff in Tang Sanzang's hand had just been raised, and the cerebral axe with confusion was taken back from him, and he looked up at the sun in the middle of the sky.

“Is it late?”

Tang Sanzang: ""

Looking up at the sun in the middle of the sky, Tang Sanzang felt speechless.

Mmp, I was scared to death. I thought this character had collapsed. It turned out that I had discovered that I was burping and I was not hungry.

Then it's okay, my personality has finally stabilized.

Master, the disciple said that your disciple is talented and can win the Oscars without being a good actor!

His mind changed instantly, and Tang Sanzang quietly put down his nine-ring tin staff, with a gentle smile on his face.

"Of course, look at the donor of the cerebral axe. The sun is in the middle, and it is almost noon.

The Pingding Mountain is so high that the body of a monk is mortal, so he will definitely not be able to get down the mountain in one afternoon.

If I can't go down the mountain, I have to spend the night in the mountain at night.

There are many jackals, tigers and leopards in the mountains, and there are also demons.

I am an ordinary monk. If I encounter a wolf, tiger and leopard, especially when I run into a demon, wouldn’t I have no guarantee of my life??”

Hearing this, the little brain axe glanced at Tang Sanzang suspiciously.

After thinking about it, he nodded seriously.

"Indeed, jackals, tigers and leopards are so dangerous, demons, ghosts and monsters are less good and evil. If you meet a monk at night, you will basically be dead and lifeless."

Upon hearing this, Tang Sanzang nodded repeatedly, "That's right, so please help the donor of the little brain axe, so that I can stay in the cave for a night."

The cerebral axe hesitated and looked up at Tang Sanzang.

"But I am also a tiger among jackals, tigers and leopards. Our cave is full of demons. Wouldn't it be more dangerous for you to move in at night?"

Tang Sanzang: ""mmp, why did this cerebellar axe suddenly become smarter?

It's over!

The character is about to collapse again.

or

He was thinking about whether to just break the person, but Tang Sanzang was still making his last effort.

"The donor of the brain-bellied axe is a bad word. You must know that jackals, wolves, tigers and leopards are animals.

The ancients said that parrots can speak without birds, and orangutans can speak without beasts. Even if people can speak without trust, they will not be easy to be beasts.

What we are talking about is that although parrots and orangutans can talk, they are still beasts because they have no thoughts.

The reason why people are human is because people have more thoughts than animals.

The donor of the cerebellum axe, although you used to be a cerebellum axe, now you can speak, think, and have friendly and friendly answers with humans.

This proves that you have left the category of beasts and are no longer a simple cerebellar axe.”

The cerebral axe was stunned, "What am I?"
To be continued...