Tang Sanzang: "Meow Meow Meow?"

"Holy monk, you're here. If you don't come again, I will be unable to break the blame in this Guanyin Zen Temple!"

Ignoring Tang Sanzang's confusion, the old host held Tang Sanzang's legs and refused to let go. While crying, he wiped tears on Tang Sanzang's body.

That disgusting thing for Tang Sanzang, I almost couldn't help but bring this guy to Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea.

"That, old host, do you know I am coming?"

Tang Sanzang couldn't help asking, using a clever force to pull his legs out of the old host's arms.

"Not to the second sound!"

The old host's answer was so natural.

"Tang Sanzang: "Then, do you know me?"

The old host shook his head and nodded again, "Aren't Nie a saint monk from the Tang Dynasty? I want to solve the dilemma of our Guanyin Zen Temple.

Yes, what are your name?"

Tang Sanzang: ""

Come on, before solving the problem, please tell me how you learned the fluent Henan dialect?

"That old host, have you always spoken like this?"

The old host shook his head, "No, I didn't speak so well before!"

Tang Sanzang: "Then you should just say the bad words you used to be."

"middle!"

The old host nodded, "Holy monk, aren't you here to solve the dilemma of our Guanyin Temple without rice?"

Looking at the old host who had a lot of correct painting style, Tang Sanzang nodded, "Well, right?"

"Very good!"

The old host cried with joy, "You don't know, holy monk, since eighteen years ago, I don't know which bastard has been reported to have been stupid and expensive in our Guanyin Zen Temple. The monk and Taoist priest who came to the door to hold orders are like a crucian carp crossing the river, and there are so many that they can't count.

Originally, our Guanyin Zen Temple had thousands of hectares of fertile land, hundreds of houses, and gold, silver and jewelry that had to be built separately to store. Antiques and jade were pulled back one by one. Even when the emperor came, we couldn't help but feel inferior.

But since the news came out eighteen years ago, our temples have begun to make ends meet. Those bastards come here for free to eat, live, and take it for free. After they leave, they will revenge and promote the story of the people in Guanyin Zen Temple being stupid and have a lot of money.

Now, in the past eighteen years, the huge Guanyin Zen Temple has been eaten only by a mountain gate, half of the hall, and a few of us monks.”

As the old host was talking, he saw two Taoist priests walking out of the hall behind him. The two Taoist priests each carried a long table on their heads, "Go ahead, let me."

The old host moved half of his body in a conditioned manner and asked the two Taoists to carry the things out. Then he turned his head and looked at Tang Sanzang with tears in his eyes again.

Tang Sanzang: "All of them have been eaten like this. If you have no money, you will tell those people directly, will they still stay with them?"

Old host: ""

"Well, aren't we Guanyin Zen Temple? Doesn't it represent the face of Guanyin Bodhisattva? How can we talk about this when we have no money, right?"

Tang Sanzang: ""

He understood that the reason why this Guanyin Zen Temple became like this was entirely because this monk was slapped in the face and pretended to be fat.

but

"What's going on with this Taoist priest who just lifted the table?"

Tang Sanzang pointed to the two Taoist priests who turned into another courtyard. The old host touched his big bald head embarrassedly, "Well, can't the temple be unloaded? This morning, I'm going to put this last hall."

Tang Sanzang: "Sold it too?"

"No!"

The old host shook his head. Tang Sanzang had just breathed a sigh of relief, and then he heard the old host continue, "Half sold, half of the room is his own."

Tang Sanzang: ""

mmmp, it is unprecedented to host your position as a host.

"Forget it, since I have arrived, I naturally have to find a way to solve the dilemma of Guanyin Zen Temple.

After all, what is the relationship between me and Guanyin? It is a life-long friendship (he will never mind beating me to death when we meet me). In his Zen temple, I can’t stand by death and refuse to save me.”

As he said that, Tang Sanzang shook the cassock on his body, "See, this brocade cassock was given to me by Guanyin.

Just this robe, you, Guanyin Zen Temple, can buy dozens of them."

Great Sage: ""

Sister Bailong: ""

The white horse sniffed in contempt.

People are so miserable, you bastard are still thinking about harming others.

But there is a saying that goes, "Heavenly commits evil deeds, but can still forgive them, but can't live without committing evil deeds.

When Tang Sanzang said this, the old host also saw the extraordinary cassock on Tang Sanzang.

With his wealth that the emperor was ashamed of his family, he could naturally recognize how precious this robes were.

Just as Tang Sanzang said, based on his previous wealth, even if he spent all his family's fortunes to change this robe dozens of times, he would have made the reason.

"Is this colorful cassock really given to the holy monk by Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

Tang Sanzang's chin raised slightly, "Natural."

The more arrogant Tang Sanzang showed, the more convinced the old host was.

"That holy monk has a saying, I don't know whether to say it or not."

Tang Sanzang glanced at the old host and said, "What do you mean?"

The old host blushed a little embarrassedly, "I have a ruthless request, I don't know if I should speak."

Tang Sanzang blinked and looked at the old host with a sincere look.

"Since it's a reluctance, don't speak."

The old host: ""You fucking director, this guy got a different script! This can't be performed later!

Fortunately, the old host's face was also developed by hundreds of years of hard work, and the thickness was no worse than that of Tang Sanzang.

"Oh, since that's the case, I'll say it."

The old host grabbed a corner of Tang Sanzang's colorful cassock with one hand, "I have served Guanyin Bodhisattva for more than 200 years and have been caring for the Bodhisattva's Zen temple. Now I have seen the gift given by the Bodhisattva, and I want to borrow it for one night and put it in my arms to observe it carefully, so that I can feel the Buddha's light and hope that the elders will be able to fulfill it."

After seeing what kind of contestant Tang Sanzang was, the old host didn't even say polite words.

If you don’t ask whether you can do it, you will just fulfill your wishes for many years. If you do it again, you will do something like “Don’t speak if you are reluctant to ask for it”.

However

He still underestimated Tang Sanzang's routine, "Successful?

Old host, please open your eyes and take a closer look. I am not a Buddha, so where does the noble sentiment of fulfilling other people's wishes come from?"

"What? Saint Monk, you said you agreed?

Thank you, the Holy Monk, who is indeed merciful.”

As he said that, the old host directly took Tang Sanzang's colorful cassock, pulled it down and hugged it in his arms and refused to let go.

Great Sage: ""What kind of players are these two? They are really taught by Buddhism.

Tang Sanzang: ""It's over, I really met an opponent this time!

Seeing that the old host hugged his colorful cassock tightly and refused to let go, Tang Sanzang opened his mouth, thinking that he was going to burn the Guanyin Zen Temple in the world, he finally didn't make up his mind to snatch it back.

"Oh, forgot, let's lend it to the old host for one night."

The old host was overjoyed when he heard this and thanked Tang Sanzang for his gratitude.

He didn't ask Tang Sanzang to help solve the current troubles in the Zen temple, but he even arranged the remaining monks to prepare a big meal for Tang Sanzang's master and disciple on the spot.

That's right, the real big meal was in the hall with only half of the right to use, and the light banquet had three tables and forty roads. The money sold for the hall was spent more than half.

However, the old host didn't care. He had a colorful robes in his hand. Not to mention half of Guanyin Zen Temple, even if the entire mountain was built, it would be just a matter of moving his mouth.

After eating and drinking, Tang Sanzang and the Great Sage rested on the bed placed in the hall.

Outside the hall, it was already night. The old host and a few disciples gathered together and hurried in the small wooden house temporarily built in the yard, without any sleepiness.

"well!"

Finally, when the old host sighed helplessly with his cassock for the 176th time, the seventy-three disciples who were most favored by him understood his intention.

"Master, although this robes belong to Tang Monk, I will return them to him tomorrow.

But if Tang Monk encountered something unexpected tonight, wouldn’t this cassock become a masterless thing and fall into the hands of the master, then that would be the treasure that is virtuous.”

Seeing that the apprentice understood his meaning, the old host's eyes lit up, "Huise, what do you mean?"

The seventy-third disciple Huise curled a cold smile at the corner of her mouth and made a move to wipe her neck.

The old host's eyes were fixed and he nodded in observability, "Move cleanly."
To be continued...