505, hard work, confusion and amusing [4000 words](1/2)
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"Ask a wise question..."
Ouyang Jing looked at Zhu Yuyan with a sensible sensation and asked, "How do you plan to supervise the Queen of Yin?"
Zhu Yuyan had a expressionless face and said lightly: "You don't have to worry about this, I will make arrangements. You can follow the command of all your actions."
"...Adhering to the command of all actions?" Ouyang Jing's mouth twitched slightly, feeling a little uneasy.
"Yes, follow my commands for everything."
Zhu Yuyan said solemnly: "In Dashi Temple, I have diagnosed Qingxuan's pulse. It's a coincidence that these days are the days when she is most prone to conception. I have calculated the time, and every day is the best time. Secondly, Hai hour, Chen hour, and Shen hour. Therefore, every four hours, I will remind you to enter the room to do business."
Ouyang Jing's eyes twitched, and looked at Shi Qingxuan. She saw that her face was red with shame, and even her earlobes and neck were dyed with red clouds. There was even fog on her forehead, and she looked like she was about to feel as if she was about to burst out in place.
Ouyang Jing took a deep breath and said in a deep voice: "Dare you dare to ask the queen of Yin, is there any scientific basis for your judgment?"
"science?"
Zhu Yuyan said proudly: "What science is not scientific? I remember that back then, I broke up with Shi Zhixuan. In order to cut off my love for him, I specially found Badao Yueshan to have a night of fun. As a result, I became pregnant with a beautiful immortal on the spot. Why do you think I am so accurate? Because of my Yingui School's achievements in gynecology, I look at the world without anyone to reach. You can't accept it!"
“…”
Ouyang Jing Sparta again, feeling that Zhu Yuyan’s words made sense, but he was speechless.
Seeing that Ouyang Jing had no way to refute, Zhu Yuyan smiled proudly again: "Okay, the good time has arrived, you two should do your business quickly."
"Ah?" Ouyang Jing was stunned: "It's still bright..."
Zhu Yuyan said: "The sky is bright because of Shi Zhixuan's Buddha's light. Calculated by the time, it is now the hour of Hai. Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and do your business."
"Well……"
Ouyang Jing said with a confused look on his face: "Mr. Yin, you urge us to do things in the future. Can you not speak so directly? Can we speak more tactfully?"
Zhu Yuyan sneered: "Temporary, okay, what do you want me to say?"
Ouyang Jing pondered for a while and said, "Let's discuss a secret code... In this way, when the time comes, you will say: the enemy will arrive at the battlefield in thirty seconds and crush them! How about it?"
Puff!
Shi Qingxuan, who was so embarrassed that she was about to pull the corners of her clothes, smiled so hard that she leaned back and forth, and her eyes were bent into crescent moons.
Well, as a girl in the reincarnation family, she certainly understands this meme.
Zhu Yuyan looked confused: "What the hell?"
"The code was decided like this!" Ouyang Jing said solemnly: "What, Qingxuan and I are going to start that, Yin Hou, are you going out?"
"Don't be perfunctory." Zhu Yuyan warned, twisted her snake's waist and walked out of the door, closed the door with her backhand, and added: "I'll be outside the door, listen to the movement at any time. Don't let me find that you didn't work hard!"
"Ah?" Ouyang Jing was stunned: "Is this still going to follow the corner of the world? Isn't that right?"
Zhu Yuyan didn't reply, but just knocked on the door twice, reminding the two that she was really outside the door.
"This is really..." Ouyang Jing grinned, shook his head, and said to himself: "Okay, people in the Demon Sect are acting unexpectedly and shockingly. After becoming a demon, it is reasonable to be even more weird and even funny. There is nothing wrong with this operation..."
"Yes." Shi Qingxuan nodded with an agreement.
"There are people outside listening to the corner of the wall, and I feel that the pressure is a bit too high!" Ouyang Jing looked at Shi Qingxuan and asked, "Qingxuan, are you under great pressure?"
Shi Qingxuan glared at him with anger and funny look, "What do you think?"
Ouyang Jing laughed dryly: "Why, Qingxuan, please play the piano first, adjust the atmosphere and relieve the pressure?"
Shi Qingxuan’s best instrument is the flute, but she also plays the guqin well.
Especially after Ouyang Jing was in the plane war, she exchanged for a Tianmo Piano and the Tianlong Bayin Piano technique, her qinzhi became increasingly profound, and now she is no less than her flute skills.
"Is it a song to play the piano?" Shi Qingxuan smiled sweetly: "That's better than you playing the piano, I play the flute, and you and I play the piano and flute together?"
"Haha." Ouyang Jing laughed dryly: "Sorry, Qingxuan, I haven't learned to play the piano for so many years, which disappoints you. Otherwise, if you play the piano, I will blow my whistle and simulate the sound of the flute?"
"..." Shi Qingxuan looked at him in anger, took out the Heavenly Demon Piano, and put it on the table: "Get up one!"
Ouyang Jing blew his lips, his whistle was melodious and melodious, and the sound quality was really the same as the sound of a flute.
Shi Qingxuan chuckled, stroking the strings of the piano with her slender fingers, accompanied the sound of Ouyang Jing's flute.
After the prelude, Ouyang Jing whistled and sang in his ventriloquy: "True love is like a vast grassland, and layers of wind and rain cannot be blocked. There will always be clouds and sunrise when the sun shines on you and me..."
Shi Qingxuan opened the mouth lightly and continued: "True love is like a plum blossom blooming, the cold and ice cannot be submerged, it is at the coldest, blooming on the branches, seeing spring, walking towards you and me..."
The two looked at each other affectionately, their eyes were flowing, and they sang with affection: "The snowflakes fluttered in the north wind, the world, a vast area. A piece of cold plum stands proudly in the snow, just for the fragrance of the woman. I love what I love, without regrets, this love will last forever, in my heart..."
After singing it once, Ouyang Jing gave Shi Qingxuan a thumbs up: "Perfect!"
Shi Qingxuan smiled happily and was about to say, "Do it again."
I heard the door of the room beating hard: "What are you two doing? You are so good at doing things, and you don't work hard, you actually play the piano and sing in the room. Do you take Shi Zhixuan's instructions to heart? Do you take me seriously? Ouyang Jing, do you really want to be driven out by Shi Zhixuan!"
“…”
Ouyang Jing was speechless, looked at Shi Qingxuan, who was also speechless, and said weakly: "Okay, we'll start soon..."
After saying that, he took Shi Qingxuan, pulled her to the bed, and said solemnly: "Qingxuan, it's time to show his true flute skills!"
Shi Qingxuan's pretty face was flushed, and she glanced pretty and said coquettishly: "Bad guy!" She put down the tent and untied her clothes...
Before we knew it, the hour of Hai passed.
The movements in the room gradually became smaller.
After completing a harmonious and happy exchange, Ouyang Jing hugged Shi Qingxuan's gentle body lightly and was about to say something to her, Zhu Yuyan shouted loudly outside the door: "Midday has arrived! The enemy has arrived in the battlefield in thirty seconds and crushed them!"
“…”
Ouyang Jing looked embarrassed, Shi Qingxuan slapped and lay on Ouyang Jing, laughing so hard that her branches trembled.
"Why are you laughing at? Be serious!" Zhu Yuyan shouted in a deep voice outside: "Why are you kidding about the big things about human ethics? Stop laughing! Hurry up!"
“…”
Ouyang Jing's eyes twitched continuously, and Shi Qingxuan covered her mouth and giggled.
The next day, Chen hour.
Ouyang Jing had just finished a morning exercise and had not had time to have breakfast. Zhu Yuyan appeared behind him in a elusive way: "Chen time has arrived! The enemy has thirty seconds left to reach the battlefield and crush them!"
Ouyang Jing: “…”
Shen Shi, Ouyang Jingzheng and his teammates were wandering around the streets to see if there were any magic props worth purchasing, rare metals, magic gems, etc.
While walking around, Zhu Yuyan suddenly appeared behind him: "Shen Shi has arrived. The enemy has arrived in the battlefield in thirty seconds and crushed them!"
"What the hell?" Dao Mei was shocked.
Xiaolongnu and Ding Chi were also confused and confused.
"Haha, you guys go shopping, I'll go back first." Ouyang Jing laughed dryly, hurried back to the house with Zhu Yuyan, leaving three teammates looking at each other inexplicably...
Just as Ouyang Jing was under the pressure of Shi Zhixuan and under Zhu Yuyan's strict supervision, working hard all day, the level of the Demon Buddha's Pure Land gradually surged.
Before this, the pure land of Demon Buddha, also known as "Moduo", which belongs to Shi Zhixuan, did not exist outside or wild demon territory except for the territory established by the Tang Dynasty's remnants.
A foreign or wild demon would either be thrown into Shi Zhixuan’s command, brainwashed by him, or be suppressed and killed. In short, at this level, demons other than the remains of the Tang Dynasty were never allowed to occupy territory, establish territory, and become lords.
For the Abyss Lord, there must never be an uncontrolled Abyss Lord on his territory.
Because once an uncontrolled abyss lord appears in his own territory, the authority of the original lord will be diluted and even his power will be weakened.
Therefore, once a demon is discovered to be trying to gather people to stand up, the powerful demons among the remnants of the Tang Dynasty will lead the army to fight and extinguish the ambitious attempts as soon as possible.
For more than a hundred years, foreign demons or wild demons who grew up have been constantly trying to challenge Mordor's order, but all failed without exception.
But this time the situation is different.
In the past, foreign demons came in groups of three or three, scattered. Every year, at most, there were a dozen high-level demons who proclaimed themselves as kings in the wild, and they still started to cause trouble one after another, but they were naturally suppressed easily.
But this time, dozens of demons emerged at the same time, gathering and enslaving wild demons, building castles, and expanding territory outside the areas controlled by the Tang survivors.
At the beginning, the Tang Dynasty's remnants discovered a group like before and wiped out a group.
But a few days passed, and several lords who often led troops to fight, such as Li Shimin, Kou Zhong, Song Zhi, etc., gradually discovered that the foreign demons were killing more and more. They wiped out one group, and another group appeared. Killed one group, and another group appeared. The lords led their troops to fight for days and attacked everywhere, but they were unable to kill them.
In order to figure out why so many demons came to Moduo to cause trouble, the lords also captured many high-level demons alive to force confessions. The confession they received surprised them.
It turned out that all the demons who came to Moduo to cause trouble heard a rumor that there was a secret hidden in Moduo that became the master of the abyss. Whoever could unlock this secret could become the "master of the abyss" who ruled the entire abyss.
By then, even the famous demon kings would kneel in front of the Abyss Lord and show their loyalty to the Abyss Lord.
Well, this rumor is not reliable at all, and no normal person will believe it.
But the problem is... the abyss demon has no normal brain. Even the Six-Finger Lord Glazt, who is known as the most devil, is the King of the Undead, who is confused and will do something particularly mentally retarded and ridiculous.
Not to mention the demon prince Di Mo Gaogen, the undead king Okas, his mind was even more confused.
The only normal evil king Shi Zhixuan is actually a schizophrenia...
Even the Demon Lord is not normal, can you expect other demons to have brains?
So after that completely unreliable secret of the so-called Abyss Lord spread in the abyss, a large number of demons moved without thinking. Even some little lords who already had the lord status left their homes and businesses, took their corps to Modo by boat, trying to find the secret of the Abyss Lord and rule the entire abyss.
Li Shimin led his army to quell such an abyss lord.
To be continued...