Chapter 602: Low Profile Hulk
Angelica Sasselis von Marcare Einwaltzberen Chilan Rose Kassel.
"This... this... is this the new name you gave to that little girl?" After hearing the new name Gemini gave to that little girl, Evanson had no idea what to evaluate. He really couldn't understand how they came up with this name that obviously had the Ereda Argus style, German aristocratic characteristics, but had a Mary Sue atmosphere.
"That's right." But Erida Gemini was proud of her naming ability. "We are Erida, so as our godda daughter, her naturally has the Argus style, and we are also from the great noble family of Erida, so her name must also have a noble surname. As for Kassel, this is her original surname. I keep it to make him remember the pain she suffered one day after he awakens his memory."
"And in Ereda, there is also the word pronounced by Kassel. If the meaning of this word is connected with the earth, it means slaying the dragon, which is a powerful surname.
"I think of slaying dragons when I see Kassel. I hope humans can understand your hard work in naming your names." Evanson rubbed his brow helplessly. "I think the most important thing for this seven or eight-year-old girl at present is to memorize her full name and spell it correctly. And I can guarantee that no matter what form she applies for in the future, the empty name column will definitely not be enough for her to write her full name."
"So in daily life, just call him Angelica Cassel." Saloras waved her hand and said indifferently. "Other than formal occasions, her full name is usually not available."
"That is to say, this name is not only difficult to remember, but even if you have finally memorized it, it is almost impossible to use it?" Evanson now wanted to use a not-so-polite sentence to describe this kind of extravagant behavior.
"Hmph!" Aureese snorted coldly, looking at Evanson with full contempt in his eyes. "How can you, a guy from a pariah, know the meaning and glory of a noble surname?"
Evanson turned his head aside and curled his lips. What does the glory of the noble have to do with me? I just need to know the depth of the noble? But by the way, if I become rich in the future, should I also add a middle name to myself? For example, Sir New York, His Excellency Evanson von Sanlitun Richter?
Thinking of this, he looked at Erida Gemini again. "At this point, I still don't know what your full name is? Just as you said, you are from the great nobles of Erida. I believe your full name must be very long and confusing, right?"
"I'm so moved. Now I finally remember to ask our full name?" Saloras said sarcastically. "But with your IQ, we don't think you can write it down just by chanting it, so you should find a piece of paper and a pen." Aures also added specifically, "It's better to have a bigger paper."
I can't remember it after listening to it. I have to write it on the paper, which is even bigger? Evanson thought to myself, I guess I'll finish reading all three chaos arrows by reading your full name. But he couldn't refuse now, so he had to pull out a piece of paper from the side and hand it to Gemini.
Who knew that after they took the paper, they wrote it for three minutes before stopping, "Take it. Although it is only our full name rather than our real name, it is also very important to us. So if you take it back and memorize it, we will check it out from time to time."
Evanson took the name of a large piece of A4 paper written in small characters in fly heads, almost crying without tears, and wanted to squeeze himself with a big mouth, making him feel sorry for his mouth. But it's still good, Ereda Gemini are twin sisters, so except for the names at the front, the string of names at the back are the same, he just needs to recite one.
"Huh? What is this?" Evanson took the paper and looked at it twice, but found that there were words on the back of the paper. So he turned over and looked at it in curiosity, and found that the paper turned out to be a report from the Black Chapter Department.
I have to say that this report is quite well written. Not only is it equipped with photos, but the content is also very detailed and detailed. In terms of length, it will soon catch up with the full name of Ereda Gemini. "Unprocessed?" Evanson did not find that there were no treated marks on this report. Then he looked to the side and found that there were several stacks of such reports, probably thousands of them. "There are so many? Is this a backlog of work?"
"Oh, don't mention it." Saloras sighed helplessly. "Now, I personally think that I have superpowers, or that my neighbors have superpowers. In the past, I could only call the police and make trouble. Now, the police station will not verify the situation and directly push it to the Black Chamber Department without verifying it. They have saved them from worrying."
As the saying goes, a young man who is not inferior to the second place is a waste. In life, people always fantasize about things they cannot understand by coincidence. They nodded and passed by or took some psychotropic drugs to suppress it. But since the New York incident, they found that they were living in such a strange world, so they broke out all of a sudden.
I became suspicious. As long as there was something wrong, it was that I had superpowers. Today I ate one more bowl of rice than yesterday. Do I want to mutate and inherit Wang Wei? My neighbor is 180 and weigh 180. Is this a human? This must be a mutant! Or a human disguised by aliens! My colleague's performance is higher than that of himself! Why? This must be because he has superpowers and uses his brain waves to interfere with the mind of the client!
In short, the New York Police Department had to receive many absurd complaints from this day, similar to that of my neighbor, a mutant, but after receiving the call, he had to go to the scene and use those ridiculous reasons to ask if they have superpowers. This not only does it feel like a mentally retarded, but sometimes he will be accidentally attacked by someone. So after a while, the police were tortured.
Since the establishment of the Black Chapter Department, which has suffered all supernatural affairs, all the police were excited and finally no longer had to deal with these ridiculous things. After receiving reports of such incidents, they pushed them all to the Black Chapter Department. Even the police reported that a prank like a white-clothed sister came out of the TV was a supernatural incident. As for the fact that it was true or false, I'm sorry we don't have that right, and we are not professional. If it's a report of a mistake, it's up to whom it will be.
"It's like this all over the country..." Evanson flipped through these documents and found that it was reported by various states in the United States, and the content was full of nonsense. "What is this? A fat man weighing more than 300 pounds said that his nickname is wind speed. He can run faster than the high-speed rail if he is afraid, and has also been chased by relevant departments?"
"I have to say that this job is pretty good." Evanson put down the papers and sat in front of the table with a strange look on his face. "Reading these reports is like reading a complete collection of jokes."
"Yes." Aurece also said half-jokingly, "Didn't you notice that Macna's smile was a little stiff? She was looking at the documents here and was strained."
"Smile muscle strain? This sounds like a happy illness." Evanson said with a dry laugh.
"Yes." Saloras nodded, "But if you continue to strain, it will become a necrotic of the laughter muscles. From then on, her stiff laughter will remain on her face."
"Oh..." Evanson touched his chin and thought carefully. "If she decides to put her face in a fancy way one day, remember to notify me that I can wear a bat cloak to cooperate with her."
"But..." After joking, Evanson asked again, "But there can't be all jokes in so many reports, it must be a bit true, right?"
"You ask Moira, she deals with these things. Only goals she thinks are valuable will be reported to us." After Aures said that, he immediately contacted Moira telepathically and told them that they could come back to work.
Dongdongdongdongdong... After a while, there was a knock on the door, but after Evanson agreed to let them come in, they waited for a long time before carefully pushing the door open and walking in. Their expression was very cautious, as if they were planning to snatch the door out as soon as they found something was wrong.
It's not their fault. After all, when they left, the big guys in the room were discussing sensitive topics such as giving birth to children and what you can't do, so they must be careful to confirm that the topic is indeed over.
"There is indeed true, but after our verification, there are only three." After Moira and the others walked in, they immediately answered helplessly when they heard Evanson's question.
"That's really hard for you." Evanson was really sympathetic. There were probably tens of thousands of documents reviewed, but in the end there were only three real ones, the others were all fake alarms. I think Moira would feel very disappointed, "But who are these guys who have been confirmed?"
"First of all, Harlem, New York." Moira reported the only few results. "It is reported that there is an African-American man there, with infinite incompetence. After our investigation, it was found that he was forced to participate in illegal human enhancement experiments while serving in prison. His power has indeed exceeded the limit of human beings, and it can be determined that swords and bullets cannot penetrate his skin. However, we have not yet figured out where his defense limits are. After all, he has only had conflicts with a group of gangsters, and the most powerful attack he has suffered is just a submachine gun."
Chapter completed!