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Chapter 437 You at the same table

The joke Luo Li just told was actually very funny, and it was definitely not as unbearable as Xu Yangfan said. When my sister-in-law said this, he certainly had to cooperate. When Luo Li said it, all the classmates were quiet. Luo Li always gave the students a mysterious feeling. Many students did not dare to get close to him. This guy's slutty and slutty in Fengyuan High School was not a blow, but a real hit. The nickname of "Big Demon King" was not given in vain.

Seeing that the students all looked over, Luo Li said with a good idea: "At the point is that there is a hunter hunting. Seeing that there are two birds on the tree, he raised his gun and shot one. When the bird fell, he found that the bird had no hair. He wondered, why did the bird have no hair?"

The guy paused, looked at Xu Yangfan with a smile and asked, "Squad leader, do you know why?"

"Why?" Xu Yangfan looked curious, wondering about Luo Li's joke. Luo Li looked at other classmates again: "Do you know why not?"

The students all guessed, but they were all guessing none of them, and none of them could guess correctly. Xu Yangfan said: "Luo Li, letting you tell jokes is not a riddle, tell me quickly!

Luo Li continued to say with a smile: "Just when the hunter was puzzled, another bird flew down from the tree. It pointed at the hunter's angry and cursed: Your grandma, I just coaxed her to take off her clothes, and you knocked her down."

Luo Li said the last paragraph, and Xu Yangfan didn't react for a moment. She was stunned for a moment, then her face turned red. The little girl pointed at Luo Li and said, "Luo Li, you stinky hooligan!"

The boys burst into laughter in an instant. Some of the girls were blushing and laughing, some covered their mouths and laughed out loud. These students were in adolescence and had several pairs in the class. It was their appetite for such jokes. How could they not laugh, but this guy's joke was really a bit bad.

After everyone laughed enough, Luo Li said with a smile: "Grand leader, keep your word, everyone laughed, you have to have a drink!"

Xu Yangfan said angrily: "Luo Li, this doesn't count. What kind of bad jokes do you tell? I will punish you three cups!"

The second-hand brother said with a slight interest: "Boss, what you said is too pornographic. This is not a joke, this is a hooligan!"

The guy laughed again, and the atmosphere was extremely good. Luo Li slapped the two-person brother in the face and scolded, "I'm against you, you're a traitor!"

"Boss, you hit me again. I'm talking to the majority of female compatriots!"

Luo Li spat at the second brother, and he poured three glasses of wine and said, "Forget it, I'm wrong, I'll drink three more!" This guy also had a lot of wine. He picked up the wine and drank it all, without changing his face.

Xu Yangfan said: "Luo Li, I will punish you for telling another joke. If you don't make you laugh, everyone will punish you for three more cups. I will make a name first. I will not be allowed to tell gangster jokes. If you tell gangster jokes, I will punish you for six cups!"

Luo Li said: "Squad leader, you are bullying!"

"I'll bully you, who told you to tell unscrupulous jokes!" The little girl raised her neck and her face was full of arrogance. As cute as she was, she was as cute as she was. Luo Li smiled and looked at the tender little grapes, feeling itchy!

Luo Li said: "Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, so I'll talk about one more."

The guy said with a smile: "A man likes to raise birds. He bought a parrot and went home. A few days later, he bought another pigeon and came back. The guy put the pigeons with the parrot. The next morning, the guy went to feed the birds. When he walked to the cage, he was stunned. He saw that the pigeon was lying there without a single feather left. The parrot pinched his waist and said: Your grandma, compete for favor with me, I plucked up all your hair!"

Xu Yangfan said: "It's not funny, it's not funny, what a joke!"

Luo Li said: "I haven't finished speaking yet, why do you know it's not funny!"

Xu Yangfan said in surprise: "I haven't finished speaking yet?"

Luo Li smiled and said, "Of course I haven't finished talking. The next day, the guy bought another chicken and put it in the cage. He thought to himself that the pigeon is small and can't beat a parrot. It's okay to buy a chicken! But the next morning, the guy went to the cage and saw that I had no hair on the chicken. He was lying there and only inhaled and did not vent!

When the parrot saw the owner coming, it said angrily: Can you buy a rooster next time? Do you look down on me, right?"

The students burst into laughter, and Luo Li continued to preach: "The master was very depressed. He cruelly bought an eagle and put it in the cage. He thought, he should subdue the parrot this time. He got up early the next morning and came to the cage and was shocked.

I saw that the eagle had not lost a single hair, but lying there was only inhalation but not returning, and the parrot had no hair left. Then I saw the parrot pinched his waist with his hands and pointed at the eagle and scolded: Let you bully me, I will take off all my clothes and fuck you!"

"Hahaha" The students were laughing and thumping while covering their stomachs. They laughed so hard that they were laughing back and forth. They were so funny by Luo Li's jokes that even Xu Yangfan couldn't stop laughing. He had to admire Luo Li's crooked belly!

Luo Li looked at Xu Yangfan with a smile: "Squad leader, have I passed the test?"

Xu Yangfan gave Luo Li a blank look: "You're passing!"

Luo Li said with a smile: "As long as you don't bully me!" This guy said a pun, and Xu Yangfan didn't react for a while, but then, her pretty face instantly turned red. The joke Luo Li just told, the last thing the parrot said was: Let you bully me, I will take off all my clothes and fuck you!

This guy also said this, "Bully me." He, he, this bastard, who took off all his money and fucked you? This stinky hooligan, the little girl's face was flushed, and she was so angry that she was itchy about her teeth. Is this bad guy going to die?

As the program continued, the atmosphere became more and more lively. The students toasted each other. Those who had rubbed each other and apologized for the past, had deep feelings and were tearful. Those who had long developed feelings for each other bravely confessed their love through alcohol.

Luo Li refused everyone. Whoever came to him to drink, he could not hold on to the bottom of his drink. Luo Li arranged for the store manager Song Li to send them home safely. After all, it was a party here, so Luo Li didn't want any problems. This guy was very delicate.

Many students were so drunk that they cried. Classmates’ love and classmate friendship were definitely not something that could be expressed in just a few words or a few glasses of wine.

After three years of classmates, we are separated and we are only sad. We don’t know when we meet again. We have grown up at that time. At that time, we are no longer young people. Goodbye, we go our separate ways. Goodbye, we are all in the world.

Luo Li took a guitar, which he had prepared long ago, and he played it gently:

Will you remember tomorrow

The diary you wrote yesterday

Will you still remember tomorrow

You who used to cry the most

The teachers can't remember

You can't guess the problem

I also accidentally turned on photos

Just remembered you, who is a deskmate

Who married you, the sentimental

Who reads your diary

Who has tied up your long hair

Who made your wedding dress

You used to be very careful

Ask me to borrow half a rubber

You've also said it accidentally

Like being with me

The sky was always blue then

Life is always too slow

You always say graduation is far away

Going to your own things in a blink of an eye

Who meets you who is sentimental

Who comforts you who loves to cry

Who reads the letter I wrote to you

Who threw it in the wind

Luo Li sang Lao Lang's song "You, My Deskmate" with a magnetic voice. A song was released, and the crying sounded. Xu Yangfan looked at Luo Li sitting there playing the guitar. For a moment, the little girl was in a trance!
Chapter completed!
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