039 The Joke Is Really Funny
When another day of night fell in New York, the city with the highest crime rate in the United States, Jin Hu settled the bill from the hotel, took Wu Yi with a small bag and got on a taxi to the suburbs, and arrived at an intersection and changed into the car Wu Si got. I don’t know which unlucky ram station wagon went back to the city.
Seeing that it was still early, Jin Hu calculated that according to the police's movements, it would take an hour or two to return to his home. And for Jin Hu, it was just like going early and late!
The car parked at the door of a bar. Jin Hu asked Wu Yi or two to sit in the car, and he was about to enter the bar for a few drinks. He pushed open the door and walked in, sat on the bar counter and knocked on the table at the bar: "A glass of tequila!"
Listening to the drunkards sitting not far away talking about the presidential robbers, and many of them were even with a little frontal, Jin Hu was very satisfied, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. He looked up at the TV that was hanging not far away. Four stupid eggs were being pulled out of the bank by the police. The first person had a Lincoln mask stuck on his head, but this mask was far worse than Jin Hu's. Unexpectedly, someone imitated his own method of committing crimes! These idiots rushed into the bank and began to learn from him. In the end, they put hostages and distributed money to others. They threw a series of smoke, and then swayed out of the bank door. When they left the door, they were stunned. The hundreds of guns at the door were aimed at these stupid eggs. The smoke around the street was found by the police dogs. The smoke inside the bank was shrouded in smoke, and nothing was wrong outside!
Not only Jin Hu. The rest of the people sitting in the bar began to laugh at these traits! To be honest, if Jin Hu had not obtained a warship and wanted to grab some banks in the city center, it would be no different from dying. Don’t underestimate the ability of the American police. When you find that you are not only police cars, but also four or five helicopters have been flying. Can the cars run or fly? This is destined to be the tragedy of people who want to imitate Jin Hu’s behavior.
"Hey!man!" At this time, a hello sound came from Jin Hu's ear. Jin Hu turned his head and saw an Asian man in his thirties. To be precise, it was a Chinese man standing next to him: "Can you sit down?" Jin Hu nodded, and the man sat down on the stool next to Jin Hu and followed Jin Hu's eyes. The man looked at the TV screen: "It's the presidential robber again!"
"What! Are you disgusted with them?" Jin Hu asked at the man.
The man shrugged his shoulders: "It's not! It's just that the news every day is on these robbers! The media has made them into legends." The man said to Jin Hu: "My name is Frank! Chinese."
"Brian! He is also a Chinese person." Jin Hu stretched out his hand and shook it with Frank.
"I know!" Frank said with a smile: "White people can't tell the difference between Chinese and Japanese and Korean, but we can tell at a glance."
Jin Hu smiled and said, "I want to drink something! I'll treat you!"
"Thank you" Frank thanked Jin Hu, and then said to the bartender: "Tequila. Thank you!".
After taking a sip of wine, Frank looked at Jin Hu and asked, "I'll ask you what kind of job you do?"
"Rely on domestic import and export business!" Jin Hu said with a smile: "Where are you?"
"I just came back to take a break! I'm serving in the army," Frank said to Jin Hu.
Jin Hu became interested and asked Frank, "Has he fought?"
"No!" Frank said with a smile: "I'm basically in Europe!".
"Oh!" Jin Hu nodded after hearing this: "When will you go back to the army? That place in Europe is good!"
"Well! I will go to see many museums during holidays, especially the Chinese exhibits inside, many of which are not even in China. Looking at the exquisite exhibits, I am deeply proud of my cultural background!" Frank said.
Jin Hu looked at this proud look and asked, "Are you a second generation immigrant?" It is obvious that the first generation went to Europe to see the stolen cultural relics, generally speaking, they would not think of any pride, and it would be better if the third generation did not mention it.
"Yes!" Frank asked Jin Hu: "You guessed it's really accurate!"
"Haha" Jin Hu smiled. The two of them chatted with wine for more than an hour. Jin Hu said goodbye to Frank. When he left the door, Jin Hu got the Quanming, and made up his mind to see which army this man served and see if his commander was in his appetite.
He lifted his feet into the car. Wu drove towards the place where Alberta lived. The woman had already gone home. Of course, the bastard who dissatisfied Jin Hu also followed him into the house. Jin Hu decided to hang Calvin at the door if he saw what he didn't like!
Not far from the woman's home, Jin Hu stopped the car and waited for Wu Si and others to arrive. After receiving the signal that they were in place, Wu Yi drove the car toward the woman's door. As soon as he got out of the car, one of the two policemen standing at the door came over directly. Wu Yi pushed open the car door and raised the fake certificate in his hand, shook it in the police's eyes and asked, "What's the situation?"
"Nothing! There is no sign at all!" The black policeman was attracted by the ID and glanced at the ID and said.
Before he could finish his words, Wu Yi was stabbed on his neck, and the one at the door lay down softly.
"Bad!" Jin Hu said as he looked at the tall and powerful black policeman and walked towards the door.
While Jin Hu was walking towards the door, a black shadow turned over to the upper floor of the house, and another black shadow rushed into the room. Jin Hu just took a small step and walked easily inside.
When Jin Hu raised his foot and walked into the room, several guards and Calvin were tied into a palm-like place in the middle of the living room, and they all lowered their heads and fell asleep.
"Where did this bastard find it?" Jin Hu stretched out his legs and kicked Calvin.
"On the sofa in the living room! The cast head in the room has been cleared," Wu Si said to Jin Hu.
Jin Hu nodded and looked at the policewoman wearing pajamas and was taken down by Wu Wu. Alberta looked at Jin Hu and asked, "You are Lincoln!".
"It's like a fake one!" Jin Hu said with a smile: "I won the bet!".
"How are they?" Alberta asked as he looked at his colleague.
"You talk about these wastes? Don't worry, they can't die, they just fainted." Jin Hu explained to the woman: "Wu Wu takes her away! Wu Si goes to take her police uniform and can use it in the future." After looking at the appearance of several people in the living room, he said to Wu Er: "Draw a ** on their faces and mocks these waste policemen in New York!" After that, he led the woman to raise her feet and walk towards the door.
He escorted his trophy into the car. Wu Wu pushed the woman into the back seat, opened the front door and got into the passenger seat. As soon as the car started, Alberta seemed to have found an opportunity to push the door open and wanted to jump out of the car. How could she move past Jin Hu? Jin Hu grabbed his ankle and hung half of his body outside the car.
"Sir! Do you want to park?" Wu turned his head and asked.
"No! If she likes to cool down, let her cool down." Jin Hu said with a smile as he grabbed the woman's ankle with one hand. Alberta felt uncomfortable and stretched out his other foot to kick Jin Hu. Jin Hu grabbed it and pressed it down under the cushion. The woman's head kept shouting to help the woman in the middle of the night. The power of the woman was screaming like a pig in the middle of the night. Naturally, Jin Hu said, "The lighter in the community had been lit up before leaving the community. At this moment, many people in the room began to call the police, and Alberta was kidnapped.
After leaving the community, Jin Hu then gently lifted the woman, carried the woman into the car, took her to the car door and said to the woman with a smile: "Okay, now you will notify your New York colleagues too! But those wastes are really useless!" Even if these wastes are useful, it will take you ten minutes to rush to the beach and the Discovery Number is waiting for him there.
As it turned out, Jin Hu was a little bit back. Two police cars were just back to the police station after leaving the station and squatted on the road from Jin Hu to the beach. When the car was still two or three kilometers away from the beach, Jin Hu encountered a roadblock set up by the police. Wu Wu stretched out a m4 from the seat of the co-pilot, and turned to the two police cars blocking it. The four policemen immediately jumped aside. Wu Yi drove the car and directly rushed over.
Waiting to pass the roadblock, the car shook obviously and said, "The tire is broken!" Fortunately, Wu Yi was strong enough that the car did not turn over.
"Stop! Let's go to the road below." Jin Hu thought that his police had been chasing him, so he pulled the woman open the car door and walked down. When he saw Wu Er and the others ordered directly: "You five stop the police! Retreat directly in five minutes! Play with them, but this will hurt too many people! Just make the wastes who came this time frightened." After saying that, he reached out and twisted the woman's face: "Look! I'm a good person!"
As Wu Er nodded, Jin Hu threw the woman into Wu Yi's hand: "Hold her, let's go!"
Wu Er and his wife received the order and directly ignited two pickup trucks. As long as someone showed up, one of the four policemen was about to hit the head. The policemen with more than ten guns shrank and dared not move. The other party's shooting skills were too terrifying.
The woman could not move in Wu Yitie's pliers-like arms, and was only put down when she arrived at the beach.
"You can't escape! Surrender," said to Jin Hu and Wu Yi, with no shadow on the bare sea of Alberta.
"It's funny to say this joke that you can't escape from you policemen." Jin Hu laughed twice, reached out to twist the woman's face again.
Chapter completed!