Chapter 792 Dead gay?
There were also several newspapers from European barbarian countries placed on the desk of Emperor Chongzhen along with the intelligence.
The "Dibao" appeared the earliest, but the European barbarians were not too bad. About a century later, the Roman Empire created the "Daily News".
The "Daily News" created by the Roman Empire is a wooden sign erected at the entrance of the Roman Senate, which is used to release the latest decisions of the Senate to the majority of Roman citizens, which is probably equivalent to the notice of the Central Plains dynasty.
This ancient newspaper form naturally could not keep up with the times. After the Daming Half Monthly and Daming Weekly were brought into Europe, the barbarians of Europe instantly discovered a new world.
So, can the announcement be played like this? So, can the advertisement be played like this?
In an era when there was no copyright law at all, European barbarians were also very enthusiastic about the cause of copycats. Otherwise, how did the German manufacturing that was hyped up to heaven in the future come from?
What is now placed in front of Emperor Chongzhen is the copycat "France Weekly", "English Weekly", "Holy Roman Weekly", and a "Holy Monthly" of the Holy Church.
In short, these newspapers are completely copycat versions of "Da Ming Weekly", and the number of ads on them is better than that of "Da Ming Weekly", and the number of advertisements on them is much larger than the main text, and even the genuine "Da Ming Weekly" feels out of reach.
Of course, the other counterfeit newspapers here are nothing more than just a few words to conquer England in the Ming Dynasty, and then comment on the consequences that will arise.
What really made Emperor Chongzhen feel funny was the French Weekly.
Emperor Chongzhen always thought that France was romantic. Although France in later generations was the one with the least sense of existence among the five major hooligans, they were one of the five major mobile weapons sellers after all, and no one dared to underestimate them in the whole world.
However, Emperor Chongzhen never expected that these romantic French people would play with such funny things.
"The demon from the mysterious East is approaching England with his cannibal army, and we can only pray for the English gentlemen now."
"The Emperor of Ming Dynasty has brought his army to the original Isle of Wight in England, and Xinhua Island, the territory of the Ming Empire, occupied by them. They are about to launch a war against England."
"The great Ming Emperor led his invincible army to attack the savages of England. Let us look forward to the great victory of the Ming Emperor once again. France welcomed the sacred and invincible Ming Emperor to visit France!"
After throwing these translated "France Weekly" aside, Emperor Chongzhen pointed to the weekly newspaper with a smile and said, "Look, the Ming Dynasty before the attack was a man-eating demon. When the Ming Dynasty launched its offensive formation, it was invincible. When the attack began, it became great and sacred."
Zhang Zhiji nodded in agreement and said, "How can these people who have become scattered and do not know ethics? How can they know what it means to punish people and attack people? However, these weekly reports have saved us a lot of trouble."
Seeing Emperor Chongzhen signaling him to continue talking, Zhang Zhiji laughed and said, "Their weekly report last week alone is enough to be the crime of destroying the country, but it is not advisable to let the soldiers in the army know about it now."
Emperor Chongzhen nodded and said, "Then I will ignore them for the time being."
Zhang Zhiji had long passed the age of passion, and Emperor Chongzhen was no longer young, so naturally he would not go out to attack France just by saying a mere word.
Because attacking France now cannot maximize the benefits of the Ming Dynasty, it is better to put it aside first, save this weekly report, and take it out when it is used later.
The ability to remember the secrets of a small black account has been passed down from generation to generation since ancient times. How can I forget it?
The reason why it is not advisable to let the soldiers in the army know now is that the biggest thing is that Emperor Chongzhen’s image in the army is related to the image of Emperor Chongzhen.
Emperor Chongzhen never lost a battle!
Regardless of whether Emperor Chongzhen relied on his numerical advantage or equipment advantage, or whatever wild tricks Emperor Chongzhen used, in short, since Emperor Chongzhen ascended the throne, Emperor Chongzhen himself had never lost a battle, and even the Ming army rarely defeated the war.
Wars can kill people, and it is obviously more reliable to be with an ever-winning emperor than to be with an emperor who always defeats the war.
In addition, the eunuchs sent out from the palace, under the brainwashing day after day, all the troops regarded Emperor Chongzhen as a god. If these Qiu Ba knew that someone said that Emperor Chongzhen was a demon in the newspaper, the consequences could be imagined.
Maybe, Emperor Chongzhen, who was praised too highly and was already in a difficult situation, had to use troops to France because of this.
The same goes for the same sentence, the Ming Dynasty now will hit anyone who wants to fight. Anyway, everyone is fighting against the five scumbags, so it’s all done!
However, before fighting, we have to see what benefits it will be for the Ming Dynasty?
It doesn't matter if you do England, but if you do France, it will be really big.
Because the Ming Dynasty had enemies everywhere in Europe, such as Spain.
The only ones that can be considered ally are the Holy See and the Holy Roman Empire.
But what's fucking is that although Spain is one of the most loyal dogs in the Holy See, God's return to God and Caesar's return to Caesar. If there is a chance, Spain will never mind uniting with all European countries to confront the Ming Dynasty.
As for the Holy Roman Empire, let's count it. This guy hasn't wiped his shit yet. It's all because the Ming Dynasty kept providing him with equipment to support it, otherwise he would have finished playing long ago.
After picking up another piece of information, Emperor Chongzhen exclaimed in surprise, then signaled Wang Chengen to hand the information to Zhang Zhiji and others before speaking: "Look at this piece of information, what do you think of all the good friends?"
Zhang Zhiji looked over and over with the information for a while before handing it to the person next to him, and then bowed and said, "I think the request of Ferdinand III and Innocent X can be agreed, so that they can see the prosperity of the army of my Ming Empire!"
As the auxiliary minister of the cabinet brought out, Ma Shiying also bowed and said, "I think what the British Duke said is so true. The Church and the Roman Empire are both barbarians and fear power but do not have virtue. It is better to agree to it. To guide them to see the strength of our Ming army to intimidate them, or can they be used by our Ming Dynasty?"
Emperor Chongzhen said with a smile: "What if there is a negative effect? What if the Holy See and the Roman Empire are afraid after observing the Ming Dynasty's military front, and they will join forces with the European countries to make things difficult for our Ming Dynasty, what should we do?"
Zhang Zhiji said without hesitation: "Then let's fight! Our three major fleets of Ming Dynasty are all here. Even if the Europa barbarians form one place, it will save us the time for each Ming Dynasty to defeat each other, and we can defeat them in one fell swoop!"
Ma Shiying opposed it, "Absurd! I promised him to come to see the troops, but to be brave and to attract his heart. If he attracts all the barbarians to join forces, even if our Ming Dynasty can defeat him in one fell swoop, he will not do it!"
When Emperor Chongzhen heard that Ma Shiying's meaning was obvious, he could scare people. If he scares people too much, he should comfort them?
Emperor Chongzhen, who was a little confused, immediately spoke: "Ma Aiqing said in detail."
Ma Shiying bowed and replied, "The Europa barbarians are nothing but a mess, and they are not worth worrying about. The one I am concerned about is the Ottoman.
If the Ottoman was determined to be an enemy of our Ming Dynasty, the country would not even need to send many horse soldiers, but only tens of thousands of people needed to cut off the Suez Canal channel, where should the supplies of our three Ming fleets come from?
Hundreds of thousands of soldiers gathered here. If the Suez Canal waterway is lost, all the supplies of our Ming Dynasty need to go to the Cape of Good Hope in the southern part of West Kunlun and then transport it to Europe. What is the cost? What is the risk?"
Zhang Zhiji sneered and said, "Ma Ge Lao was too careful. You said just now that the barbarians of Europa are just a mess. Even if the barbarians join forces, they are just a disagreement.
Besides, the supply of supplies in the Ming Dynasty has become a problem. Where did the artillery and muskets in the hands of the barbarians come from? At that time, the barbarians also lost supplies, but they were just back to the time of fighting each other for swords.
As for the Ottomans and European barbarians, Ma Ge Lao really thought it was feasible? Don’t forget that one of them believes in the true God, while the other one believes in God. The two are originally incompatible with water and fire, so how can they unite together?"
Ma Shiying snorted coldly, "What if? Who will bear this kind of risk? If Your Majesty is not here, you will naturally be able to bear the high power of the British government. However, Your Majesty is here. If the waterway is broken, will your British government bear the responsibility?"
After Zhang Zhiji snorted coldly, he did not speak out again to object.
From a personal point of view, Zhang Zhiji can definitely spray Ma Shiying with a mouthful of salt soda, what are you a soldier of the Ming Empire?
The Europa barbarians added up and then included the Ottomans together. What can I do if I add the Mughals?
It is certain that it can cause some trouble to the expeditionary fleet, but the soldiers of the Ming Dynasty can still press them to the ground to rub them, and finally make them kneel down and call them dad!
However, this old guy Ma Shiying is really not a thing. Just debate. Why do you carry out Emperor Chongzhen out? He threw out such a big killer weapon when he came up. How can you continue to argue?
Even if the soldiers of the Ming Dynasty were able to put Europa, Mughal and Ottoman in eighteen positions, since Emperor Chongzhen was here in person, no one dared to take this risk!
Zhang Zhiji, who was extremely distressed, couldn't continue to debate with Ma Shiying anymore, so he simply snorted coldly and said, "Why don't you know what kind of insights Mr. Ma has?"
Ma Shiying ignored Zhang Zhiji's provocation, but bowed directly to Emperor Chongzhen and said, "I think your Majesty, the Holy Roman Emperor and the Pope will hunt Xinhua Island. It is also appropriate to lead the two to visit our Ming army.
It just doesn’t need to pick the best part for them to show them, they just need to let them see ordinary soldiers attacking, so as not to be scared out of their courage.”
Emperor Chongzhen's mood suddenly became less beautiful.
Those two guys came and didn't show them the best performance of the Ming army, but instead chose some not very good ones for them to show them. What is the reason? Don't show off during the military parade, so when will you show off?
What is the meaning of a life without equipment? I have always been very particular about being straightforward throughout my life, so why do I need to see if others have courage?
Emperor Chongzhen, who was unhappy, rubbed his forehead and said, "Let them see it. Since they want to show it to them, they must see the best military performance and the best weapons and equipment.
As for Ma Aiqing's concerns, it is not unreasonable, but in my opinion, as long as I, the Ming Dynasty, sell these weapons and equipment to them, all the problems will no longer exist."
Haven’t you seen why Ying Jiang from later generations is so keen on fighting? It’s really just to train the army?
Don’t be stupid. Training the military’s practical combat capabilities is only one aspect, and the more important reason is to show your weapons and equipment to the whole world, and then summon those big dogs with stupid people with a lot of money.
For example, the big dogs in a certain powder keg area have always been a good deal.
In order to buy a second skirting from the rabbit's house, I added a zero after the number, and I didn't care whether the unit changed from RMB to green coins. As long as the equipment is good and luxurious enough, money is never a problem.
Let’s learn about the soldiers installing air conditioners in the tanks? Let’s learn about the soldiers prepare red wine in the tanks? Let’s learn about the soldiers’ breaks and annual leave at 8 am to 5 am to join the soldiers?
The Eagle Sauce in later generations can be played like this, and Emperor Chongzhen can naturally also play like this, because the Ottomans are the ancestors of those big dog families...
As for another Holy Roman Empire, which may have variables, it is actually not a problem.
Now those scumbags do not have the appearance of the ruthless man, the head of state, and Ferdinand III, a passionate person who loves the country and the beauty, has been fed up with the vassal states of Europe. If the Holy Roman Empire could get enough equipment from the Ming Dynasty, they would not be in the mood to get together with the various vassal states of Europe.
The facts are just as Emperor Chongzhen predicted.
Innocent X was obviously not very interested in things like war.
Is it not good to have white silver coins? Selling indulgences to fool fools is not a pleasure. Preaching and fooling fools is a first-class major event, especially the Emperor of the Ming Dynasty is here. It is not better to open a missionary opening from His Majesty the Emperor than to fight a war?
Ferdinand III was somewhat abnormal.
It was not that Ferdinand III was not interested in weapons and equipment, nor that Ferdinand III showed hostility towards the Ming Dynasty, but that Ferdinand III looked at the third brother Zhu Ciyi with a strange look.
Emperor Chongzhen had long heard that European barbarians were not normal, and it was not strange to openly make a fortune, but he was eyeing his own son?
That mother! I can still use a knife!
The furious Emperor Chongzhen was about to call someone to kill Ferdinand III, the dead gay man, but he saw Ferdinand III give a chest caress to Emperor Chongzhen and bowed and said, "I wonder if the third prince has ever married?" ???
Chapter completed!