Extra - Dog Emperor Asks for Leave (Spoof Version)
PS:Thanks to book friend "Grandy Master C" for his friendly creation
"Hey, have you heard of it? The dog emperor has also asked for leave after returning to Beijing from the empress's house."
"I'm so angry. I won't go over after waiting for a day. I won't vote for him even if I tore up all the votes."
...(Two big waters are more than chatting and blowing water)
A little fat man slept for an afternoon, sleepy and hadn't sat up yet, so he took his cell phone to see what new developments were there in the top group chat.
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The fat man clicked on a group chat, rubbed his eyes while yawning, and looked at the chat records with the other eye.
"Hmm? What was it just now?" The fat man flipped too fast and vaguely saw words such as "fake", "queen's family", "dog emperor", and "tearing votes".
After a little recalling, "The queen discovered it at home. The dog emperor was fake and the ticket was torn."
The little fat man suddenly became energetic, "Okay, I said why are you so diligent in the past few days? It turns out that it is fake! I said, using the word "Dog Emperor's extra update" to calculate the urine nature of my loss, how can I update two or three times a day?"
"It seems that the dog emperor has been torn to the tickets. This fake dog emperor has lost his manuscript and was caught by the queen."
"No, more people have to know the truth." The fat man didn't even care about wearing clothes, so he opened a group chat:
"Hey, do you know? The queen found out at home that the dog emperor was fake and she had really been torn to her ticket."
"What? Treasures were torn? We were together last week? Why...
...
There was a traffic jam on the highway.
A yellow-haired man was sitting in the car playing with his mobile phone. When several messages popped up suddenly, he just glanced at it and continued to play the game.
"Hey, what's the matter? The sound is constantly being prompted?" The non-mainstream next to him looked gossipy.
"There's nothing, it's the dog emperor I told you. He went to the sword to tell the queen and was torn to the ticket." Huangmao looked impatient.
"When did it happen?" The non-mainstream became interested.
"Last week." Huangmao vaguely remembered seeing such a day.
"Hey, I'll be fun for others." The non-mainstream took out his cell phone.
"That very famous dog emperor went to Dabaojian last week. Guess what, the ticket was torn."
"What? The Dog Emperor is a pretty good person, it's a pity."
"I also said I broke his leg and asked him to keep typing. It seems too late."
...
"Hey, look at what you are saying here? I really don't have any words here..." A big gold chain handed the phone to the glasses next to him.
Glasses squinted their eyes and almost put their phone on their face, "What the dog emperor, what the big sword, what the interrupted leg typing. Your phone is too broken and you can't see clearly!" Glasses looked disgusted.
"I still dare to be lazy, do you want wages?" A briefcase walked over quickly.
"No... nothing, I just want to play with my phone." Dajinlian shrank his head.
"You are just playing with your phone with a broken phone? Tell me! What are you doing?" Briefcase thought to himself, Xiaoyang dares to lie to me.
At this time, the briefcase phone rang, and the noise on the construction site was quite loud. Open the briefcase and answer the phone with hands-free answer.
"Ah, Mr. Lan! OK! OK. I can do it anytime here. That's it..."
The Dajinlianzi on the side didn't care about the briefcase answering the phone, and then answered: "Just read the chat message, the dog emperor was interrupted when he went to Dabaojian and kept his legs closed and typing."
When Da Jinlian saw that his briefcase ignored him, he pulled his glasses and yo-yo.
"Okay, that's all." The briefcase hung up the phone. When he saw the two guys running away, he didn't care and continued to patrol the construction site.
...
In a luxurious hotel suite, a young man just hung up the phone, and the woman next to him leaned over, hoping to hang himself on him.
"Mr. Lan, is the Lun family telling you something?" The sweet voice made Mr. Lan's bones crisp.
"The Lun family heard that the dog emperor broke his legs when he went to the health care industry and was locked up and typing."
"Is it the author of the pirated novel you read?"
"What kind of pirated versions is that you won't pay the dog emperor."
"Okay, okay, it's up to you. Xiaoge, if you hear it, go find someone to rescue him." Mr. Lan turned to the secretary and ordered.
Xiaoge nodded and went out. He summoned a large group of people: "Now go find a man named Dog Emperor. He wrote while he was typing in the Great Sword, but he had not paid any money yet. Now he was broken and locked up. He must find him as soon as possible and rescue him. This was the boss personally ordered him, go."
A bunch of black sunglasses scattered.
One by one, the missing person notices were quickly distributed to various streets and communities.
A group of old men and women surrounded the telephone poles and looked at the missing person notice that they had just posted. The post was a bit high, and it was very difficult to look at it with their necks. "Old Di, you have a good look, so I'll miss it for everyone."
"Let me see." An old man walked up and looked at him one by one. After a while, his neck was so sore.
"It's just a man named Dog Emperor. He made a big sword from the local boss, Mr. Lan. He didn't pay any money. He is looking for him now and wants to break his legs." Old Di repeated the content above.
Behind the crowd, an old lady glared at me. Isn’t this his daughter’s neighbor? You said that a good young man had to do this. No, tell him quickly, the group of black sunglasses looked scary.
...
A certain community.
A man with his upper body was lying on the bed, humming and there were several cups of fire on his back.
"Take me tea", "Take me watermelon", "Catch me itchy there", this man can force his wife who is more beautiful than the female anchor.
His wife took a deep breath and put the pan down again.
This man opened his phone and said, "Didi" a bunch of news, why are there so many?
"Why are they all talking privately? Let's see what's going on." The man looked through one by one.
"My brother, what's wrong with you? You're kidnapped in the group."
"Group owner is coming out quickly. The fact that you went to Dabaojian last week was exposed."
"Are you okay? I heard that you were interrupted by someone and kept typing?"
"You really have you. I still write when I was in the Great Sword. I don't pay any money, it's amazing!"
The dog emperor looked at the messages one by one and laughed and scolded: "Md, a group of old men are just spreading rumors to me."
At this time, the neighbor suddenly came, ran into the living room, and said hurriedly: "Where is your house? Now there are people looking for him on the street. He ran away without paying the money to go to Dabaojian, saying that he was going to break his legs!"
"What?" The queen who had just put the pan down picked up the pan in one hand, "Dog Emperor!"
"Damn it, this matter is going on." Only then did the dog emperor realize the seriousness. He didn't care about putting on his clothes and ran directly to the window to run away.
Just after crossing one leg, a pan was peeled on the back of the dog emperor's head and fell straight from the sixth floor.
Chapter completed!