The school beauty confessed to me. She stood in front of me shyly and asked me: "Would you like to be my boyfriend?"

I didn't say anything, and silently took out a photo from my shirt pocket, which was a gentle and charming girl.

She glanced at it and her eyes dimmed: "Is she your girlfriend? She is very beautiful, I can't compare to her!" After that, she ran away sadly.

Looking at her sadly leaving back, I didn't say anything, put the photo back into my pocket and lit the cigarette in my hand.

He thought to himself: "Damn it, I'm not as beautiful as a tyrant, and I want to be my girlfriend?"—

Female: "Do you have a house?"

Tyrant: "No!"

Female: "Do you have a car?"

Tyrant: "No!"

Female (angry): "Then why do you have the face to propose to me?"

Tyrant (calmly): "Although I have no house or car, I wrote "Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a Tyrant"!"

The woman (shocked): "Ah? You wrote the book "Back to the Ming Dynasty and Become a Tyrant" that you can tell at first glance that you will become a god?"

Tyrant (nod): "Yeah!"

The woman (started taking off her clothes): "Will we go to get the certificate first? Or should we talk about the bridal chamber first?"

Tyrant (turned in a hurry): "Bridal chamber first, bridal chamber first!"

After finishing...

Female (Elegant and infinitely embrace the tyrant): After marriage, can you take care of all the royalties? I will be a good woman who manages the family.

Tyrant (with helpless look): I think too, but my royalties are stuck with my wife.

Woman (surprised): Do you have a wife and even give her all the royalties?

Tyrant (with innocent face): Yes...

Woman (somewhat disappointed): Then what can you give me? Can you change me a new phone?

Tyrant (sitting up and taking my phone): I can see if I can borrow some from the King of Mountains and Waters...

Woman (slapping the tyrant on the third leg): After writing such a popular book, she is still as poor as a bird. Why don’t you die?—
Chapter completed!