Chapter 389 Things are not calculated like this(1/2)
There is an old saying that if a tree does not have bark, it will surely die; if a person is shameless, he will be invincible in the world.
Anyway, Emperor Chongzhen felt that his face was just a little bit when he wanted it, and he threw it aside when he couldn't.
Anyway, when the face is really when it is hanging a crooked tree, no matter how big the face is, it is useless to have a bird.
Didn’t Monk Yongkuan want grace? I will agree first.
But there is a prerequisite: as long as I can agree, I can’t agree. But whether I can agree or not is up to me.
The final right of interpretation belongs to Emperor Chongzhen.
However, after Monk Yongkuan made his request, Emperor Chongzhen suddenly felt that the people of the Ming Dynasty were quite cute.
At least there are many fools.
The grace that Monk Yongkuan wanted was actually very simple. It allowed the monk soldiers of Shaolin Temple to continue to exist, and the country would recruit them if they had something to do and train them if they had nothing to do.
Even when the Ming Dynasty was in need, these monk soldiers could enter the garrison to help train soldiers.
It would be best to allow the bald donkeys from Shaolin Temple to follow the army of Emperor Chongzhen to spread the Dharma and Buddha.
Emperor Chongzhen immediately spoke, "I agree."
What a big deal, aren’t the Western barbarians often doing this? Even the missionaries themselves shoulder the heavy responsibility of spies.
What if I can't do my bald donkey in the Ming Dynasty?
After thinking about it, Emperor Chongzhen simply added another fire and said, "Since the monk Yongkuan Da is full of his heart for the country, I can't help but dispel your good intentions.
In this way, Shaolin Temple can send more bald people... Well, monks, and monks to various countries overseas to promote Buddhism. I believe that the stingy person of Tathagata would be happy to see it.
As for the promotion of Buddhism, we will record the customs, geographical and mountain materials of various places and pass them back to the Ming Dynasty to facilitate the subsequent monks who preach the Dharma."
The character "ba" by Emperor Chongzhen should be followed by the character "Donkey".
Anyway, whether it is Monk Ruxin or Monk Yongkuan, they all think so.
But Emperor Chongzhen did not say the word "donkey", and the two of them had to complain in their hearts.
Anyway, even if they said it, the two monks didn't dare to say anything more.
At this time, we can see the difference between the north and south Shaolin.
Monk Yongkuan from Nan Shaolin simply answered that I was a bald donkey, but it was also a bald donkey from the Ming Dynasty. The emperor wanted to harm others and had nothing to do with him.
As for the emperor's disaster, it would be more convenient to go over and promote Buddhism by yourself. If you didn't believe in Buddhism in your previous life, you will be punished for this life and will be played with by the emperor.
But the monk Ruxin from Northern Shaolin was confused.
The emperor's request was clearly meant to let the monks of Shaolin Temple act as spies for inquiries. As for what to say, the monks who later promoted Buddhism, this statement was just to scare three-year-old children.
The Buddha said that you can only become a Buddha by putting down the butcher's knife. If the Buddha really acted as a spy in response to Emperor Chongzhen's request, wouldn't he just indirectly raise the butcher's knife?
Becoming a Buddha? It is probably good to be able to become a Buddha if you don’t go down to the eighteen levels of hell.
However, if you want to reject Emperor Chongzhen's request, Monk Ruxin really doesn't have the courage. After all, Emperor Chongzhen's great reputation is there.
For a moment, Monk Ruxin seemed a little hesitant.
Emperor Chongzhen looked at Monk Ruxin's extremely entangled appearance and smiled and said, "What, Monk Ruxin is in trouble?"
Without waiting for the answer from Monk Ruxin, Emperor Chongzhen continued: "If the great monk is worried about helping the evildoer, there is no need to.
Although I have no friendship with the stingy Tathagata, I am the emperor. As one of the five elders of the five directions, I want to give me some face, huh?"
Monk Ruxin had a sudden strife at that time. Emperor Chongzhen's words had already reached this point. If he dared to say no, the consequences would be even thought of with his toes...
Monk Ruxin made up his heart. Anyway, what’s not about selling anything? What’s the big deal about selling cuteness, miserableness, and laughter. Anyway, I will be protected by Your Majesty in the future. Even if I go to hell, I will be accompanied by Yongkuan, the bald donkey, right?
Monk Ruxin immediately bowed and said, "Amitus Buddha, Your Majesty has a heart for spreading the Dharma, I am inspired by the five inner worlds."
Emperor Chongzhen smiled and ordered, "Since that's the case, let's just copy martial arts scriptures first."
Emperor Chongzhen felt that his temperament was somewhat similar to the guardian dogs of later generations. Anyway, he had to get something to go home after going out.
Regardless of whether it is a head or something, just like this time, didn’t you come back with some martial arts secrets?
However, before Emperor Chongzhen's joy could last for a few days, someone started to cause trouble for himself, or was unhappy.
The right assistant minister of the Ministry of Revenue and the governor of the warehouse, the fool Nanjuyi, who was fooled by the warehouse, actually wrote an example of the admission. Then, the inspector of the Nanzhili Dynasty, the emperor directly handled the officials of Su, Song, Chang, the four prefectures, prefectures, counties, and other officials and the Jindian House of the Township donated 9,838 taels of silver to supplement the salary. The fool Nanjuyi also led the salary to assist.
If it were the original idiot Chongzhen, who was originally a real idiot in history, would probably be happy for the 9,838 taels of silver, and his palace would be almost out of trouble. Doesn’t the spontaneous assistance from the people mean that people’s hearts are favored?
But now Emperor Chongzhen is a time traveler, and he is a time traveler who throws away his face and integrity.
In the eyes of this Chongzhen Emperor who traveled through time, 9838 taels? Are you fucking making me happy?
Ten thousand taels of silver may not even be enough to redeem a kiln sister.
Wuling was fighting for his head when he was young, and he couldn't count the red gauze. The silver comb in the head was broken, and the blood-colored silk skirt was filled with wine.
The poem written by Lao Bai uses such keywords to describe the generosity of these guys when spending money on Yao Jieer.
In the eyes of Emperor Chongzhen, whether it is the merchants or Confucian scholars of the old Li family, their moral integrity must be better than those of the Ming Dynasty.
Even if it is a urinary nature, it is unknown whether it is willing to spend money on the Kiln Sister. When I gave it to me, he would get a money that was less than 10,000 taels of money?
Is this to send beggars? Or is it a cold person?
Anyway, Emperor Chongzhen was not very happy.
As for the consequences of Emperor Chongzhen's unhappiness, no one else could be happy.
The censor was sent out, which was openly. In secret, Ma Wei-chan was also sent out.
If you don’t check anything else, just check the tax situation in Suzhou, Songjiang, Changzhou and Zhenjiang.
Before I can do anything to bother you, you will be so disgusting to me first? Oh my mother! Is it because I, Emperor Chongzhen, can't take the knife, or are you bastards starting to float again?
Emperor Chongzhen's move directly caused headaches for Su, Song, Chang, and the great Shang people who had not been cleaned up.
It was fine if I didn’t give away money before, but this gift of money was a disaster. Where can I make sense of this matter?
In addition to the disgusting things that cost more than 10,000 taels of silver, there is another thing that also makes Emperor Chongzhen feel disgusting.
It also strengthened Emperor Chongzhen's determination to sort out the Ming Dynasty well, especially Jiangnan, which were all too arrogant.
Chen Yaoyan, a member of the Nanjing Housing Department, wrote a memorial to Chen: The Ministry of Revenue in Nanjing has two new and old factories. The old factories are minted with military rations and paid official salaries. The new factories are minted from the first year of Taichang. They are minted with Nanben Gu to help the old factories. In addition to the commercial price of military rations, they still use the remaining benefits to help Liao pay.
In the second year of Tianqi, the northern bank was used to change the minusculation of the northern coins. The minusculation bureau was in the south and the minusculation was from the north. The power of the government was different, and the minusculation of the minor disadvantages were restored, so there was a request to stop.
However, since the casting in the north has stopped, the casting in the south should be restored. How can we stop it? If we can set up a place to cast tens of thousands of gold, we can earn a lot of benefits every year. Now the branch of the country will be reported and will benefit a lot. Therefore, please ask the factory to restore the south casting in the new factory.
In the court, Emperor Chongzhen held Chen Yaoyan's memorial and saw the cold pen on his face, and how he was so angry.
It was not until the ministers in the court were all laughing a little, Emperor Chongzhen said lightly: "Chen Yaoyan, whose courtesy name is Ruze, is from Yongjia County, Zhejiang Province. He is a native of the Book of Songs. In the 47th year of Wanli, he was appointed as a 265 Jinshi, and was appointed as a disciple. Chongzhen was appointed as a member of the Nanjing Housing Department.
Now, the household registration department is not good at doing it well, right? Please help me with the Nanzhuan factory? The Ming Dynasty is in Beijing, so why do you need the Nanjing Coin Factory to mint coins?
During the Former Han Dynasty, each vassal minted his own coins, and the disaster was not far away. Chen Yaoyan didn't know?
In my opinion, it’s not that I don’t know, but that the profit is quite good, so I don’t know what to do?
After passing the imperial edict, Chen Yao said that he was unfaithful to the king's affairs, and used public interest to seek personal gain and personal gain, and was imprisoned. All fame and honor were taken away, and he thought that those who came later would be warned!"
None of the ministers in the court expected that Emperor Chongzhen would tear his face so happily, and he didn't even have the intention to talk.
However, this is also in line with Emperor Chongzhen's usual image of willful and shamelessness.
After the anger was vented, Emperor Chongzhen simply announced the severance of the court, and then summoned Wen Tiren, Guo Yunhou, Zhang Weixian and Cui Chengxiu into the palace.
Looking at the few people in front of him, Emperor Chongzhen said lightly: "Now, let's talk about Jiannu.
Before the New Year, I had already intentionally solved Jiannu as soon as possible, but it was due to many reasons and had not been able to do so. Now it is April, and the things that should be solved are basically the same. It is time for Jiannu to be solved."
Zhang Weixian naturally hoped to use military service to Jiannu as soon as possible and resolve it as soon as possible. How many years will he have to live?
Maybe even Chongzhen may not be able to survive the three years. If he doesn’t take advantage of his life, would he let the next general of the Five Army Governor’s Office get a bargain?
Zhang Weixian considered himself an ordinary person, and he had all kinds of emotions and desires. The word "name" is the most embarrassing.
But Wen Tiren and Guo Yunhou didn't think so.
The benefits of solving Jiannu are now obvious.
In some ways, since Emperor Chongzhen ascended the throne, or in the few years after Emperor Tianqi ascended the throne, the natural disasters of the Ming Dynasty have been constantly occurring.
If we talk about the system of the response of heaven and man, it is naturally the emperor who has lost his virtue and has caused the heaven to be furious.
But what can God do if he is angry? Emperor, God’s son, naturally he is reluctant to kill him with a thunder.
Then let’s find some natural disasters for the emperor to have fun and warn me not to be too rude.
For example, locust plague, earth dragon turn over, waterlogging, drought, and plague. Anyway, as long as it is a natural disaster and not man-made, it can be leaned on top.
This move was actually very useful during the Apocalypse period, because the Apocalypse Emperor had to be more handsome.
But when did Emperor Chongzhen pass the face? Shamelessness is the main theme? Natural disaster? There must be some illegal minister who was carrying me on his back, which made God furious.
Anyway, no matter how you explain it, the final right to explain is in the hands of shameless people like Emperor Chongzhen.
Since there are so many natural disasters in the Ming Dynasty, who knows what will happen in the future? Judging from what Emperor Chongzhen did, the number of warnings from God is probably indispensable.
Daming has so many troubles, so how can he keep Jiannu disgusted himself?
To be continued...