Chapter 349 Why are you so shameless?
Zheng Zhihu looked at the little guy in front of him and felt that he liked him very much that he was the eldest brother's son, the old Zheng family's serious eldest son.
As for his mother being a Japanese woman? What's wrong with that?
Takawa? That is the Japanese surname, and it has nothing to do with my sister-in-law. My sister-in-law's father's surname is Weng, and that is Weng, but not the untouchables of the Japanese slaves.
Five-year-old Zheng Fusong is actually a poor child. Before he was born, his father ran away. This way, he ran away in a transnational way.
Apart from hearing about his father's deeds in his mother's mouth, in fact, this little guy didn't even know what he looked like, he only knew that "there was a father" and was not the wild child in other children's mouths.
Zheng Zhihu, who is tall and big, stands in front of a five-year-old child. Even though his image is different from that of the iron tower, it is actually not big.
Especially when the Japanese slaves were generally short and slutty at this time, Zheng Zhilong's image in military uniform was even more majestic.
Seeing that Zheng Fusong did not show any fear, Zheng Zhihu was even more happy. After paying homage to his sister-in-law, Zheng Zhihu squatted down and said, "Boy, call me the second uncle."
Zheng Fusong looked back at his mother, and when he saw that his mother nodded, he shouted crisply: "Second Uncle!"
Zheng Zhihu was even more happy. He simply took out a dagger more than foot long from his waist and stuffed it into Zheng Fusong's hand, and smiled and said, "Hey, the second uncle gave it to you, let's play with it, so you can make achievements when you grow up!"
Zheng Fusong's template for the Han family to salute Zheng Zhihu was even more happy. After instructing his personal soldiers to take Zheng Fusong out to play first, Zheng Zhihu continued to say to Weng: "Sister-in-law, don't know where the little nephew is?"
When Weng saw Zheng Fusong accompany Zheng Zhihu's personal soldiers to play, he wiped his tears and said, "Jirou originally wanted to follow me, but he was adopted by your elder brother to the Takawa family, now called Takawa Jiroemon.
The shogunate also said that the Japanese girl did not enter the Central Plains. Now that I entered the Central Plains, I have already opened my own way. How could I let Jiro come with me!"
Zheng Zhihu was furious. He originally wanted to bombard the port immediately to approach the shogunate and release people, but later he thought that the envoy sent by the emperor was still in Kyoto where the Japanese slaves were, and finally he had to give up this beautiful idea.
Ren Yizhen, who has always been bold and arbitrary, is wandering happily in Kyoto, Japan, anyway, I am conveying His Majesty’s meaning.
Or you short sluts are a little tougher and cut me to sacrifice to heaven with one knife, or cut me into pieces.
Or, just accept Your Majesty’s conditions honestly. If you are so happy, I will be happy, everyone. I will have an explanation to Your Majesty, right?
Miao Shoumo, who came to Japan with Ren Yizhen, was almost crazy.
This eunuch is so fuckingly swelling. You said you can go shopping in Kyoto. I just happened to see what I could pay attention to. It would be great to go back and draw maps.
But what does it mean to be a dead eunuch comment on the big girl and wife on the streets of Japan?
Don’t you think that others are ugly? Can’t you contribute to the emperor?
You bastard aren't afraid that the Queen will chop off your stupidity in anger!
Miao Shoumo, who heard that the Empress and Emperor Chongzhen had a quarrel over Princess Ningde, knew clearly that he should not look at how gentle and elegant the Empress was, but if he really wanted to get angry, even Emperor Chongzhen would have to avoid it.
The anxious Empress even dared to call His Majesty the Emperor "King Xin!", and it was not just one or two.
You, a dead eunuch, are you studying to get a Japanese girl into the palace now?
It's simply seeking death!
And most importantly, Your Majesty once said something privately, bastard, you don’t know what Your Majesty said, right?
"I would rather want the grass from the Ming Dynasty than the seedlings of the Japanese slaves!"
Although I don’t know why these murderous intent are caused by these short sluts, I don’t know where these short sluts are unhappy in His Majesty, but His Majesty’s mind is obviously not going to ask for a living person in Japan, a bastard!
In short, Miao Shoumo felt very frustrated. He had to listen to this bastard's endless Hu Lai when he was fine.
However, Ren Yizhen said that he didn't care at all. The emperor was rich and the world was everywhere. These Japanese slaves could not argue if they didn't pay tribute to a few girls, right?
After swaying on the streets of Kyoto for a long time, Ren Yizhen and Miao Shoumo, who had been shaking together for several days, had almost touched the terrain of Kyoto, finally waited for the news they wanted.
Shogun Tokugawa Hidetachi planned to summon two of them.
This is the second time the two of them have seen Tokugawa Hidetachi since they read out Emperor Chongzhen's decree. They have been wandering in Kyoto before, and they don't know what Tokugawa Hidetachi is busy with.
After a while of silence, Hidetachi Tokugawa said, "His Majesty the Emperor of my country has agreed to the seven points that His Majesty the Emperor of the Upper Kingdom have been willing to implement them together."
This is good news!
Miao Shoumo and Ren Yizhen, who are familiar with the temperament of Emperor Chongzhen, are worried that the Japanese slaves will not agree. Now that they agree, the rest will be easy to deal with. If they don’t cheat them, they will even be careless. This time, the man will be in vain!
Ren Yizhen bowed and said, "The Emperor of Your Kingdom is also a clever one. I believe General Tokugawa has made a lot of efforts in it, so our family will thank you first."
After Tokugawa Hidetachi was polite, Ren Yizhen continued: "As soon as we see General Tokugawa, we feel very close to each other."
Tokugawa Hidetachi was just getting tight at that time. What should I get close to you, a dead eunuch? I don’t know how to sip it!
Before Tokugawa Hidetachi's words were spoken, Ren Yizhen continued: "General Tokugawa has made a lot of efforts this time, and our family knows it, so there are two benefits to General Tokugawa."
Tokugawa Hidetachi, who thought he had some understanding of eunuchs, became more and more interested in it.
In the third year of Oeyo, the second year of Jiajing in the Ming Dynasty, the two bastards, Hosokawa and Ouchi, sent people to the Ming Dynasty to pay tribute.
However, after arriving in Ningbo, Zhejiang, a conflict triggered due to the debate on authenticity and falsehood, and a forceful killing broke out in Ningbo, Zhejiang.
This also led to the severance of tribute between Yamato and Ming dynasties, as well as the later ronin samurai Japanese slave incident, which indirectly led to the idiot Toyotomi Hideyoshi's idiot who ran to confront North Korea but was beaten to death by the Ming Dynasty.
In a certain aspect, the Tokugawa family is also a beneficiary.
The reason for the authenticity and false analysis was that Song Suqing, a pirate who was involved with Hosokawa, knew clearly the virtue of the eunuchs in the Ming Dynasty, secretly bribed the eunuchs, and thus had to go to the port to inspect the goods before Soshi Kendao's ship.
When the Shibushi Department was having two trade groups at the Guest Hall, when arranging seats, the Shibushi Department placed the Hosokawa clan's Naruoka Resa as the chief, and the Soshikendo of the Ouchi clan's Ouchi clan was the second.
The question of the chief second seat is very critical. Who is the real and who is the fake? Through this seat, you can see the attitude of the Ming people.
Two factions, which were already hostile to each other in China, a factional struggle arose due to the seat issue, and an armed struggle broke out in Ningbo.
Among them, there are two key figures, one is the Ming pirate Song Suqing, and the other is the eunuch Laien, the head of Ningbo Maritime Warehouse.
Even a eunuch in charge of the Maritime Bureau can cause such a big mess. How much energy should the eunuch who could be sent to promulgate the imperial eunuchs around Emperor Chongzhen?
Seeing that Tokugawa Hidetachi became interested, Ren Yizhen said to Miao Shoumo: "Old Miao, take out all the wine and Fusheng Paste that we asked you to bring."
Miao Shoumo then took off a wooden box the size of a piano box on his shoulders.
This wooden box, Hidetachi Tokugawa, had been checked by someone, and it was just a few swords of different sizes, and nothing strange.
It was only after Miao Shoumo pressed the button hidden in the box that he didn't know where he was hiding, the box changed again.
Mezzanine.
In the middle interlayer, something lies like a decomposed barrel. In the bottom interlayer, a flat pot is lying quietly, neither porcelain nor iron nor gold. I don’t know what material it is, but it’s just a kind of metal.
Ren Yizhen first took the pot and then smiled and said, "We have tasted your sake in the past few days when we come to your country. It's too naive. Why would General Tokugawa try this?"
However, Hidetachi Tokugawa's performance was greatly beyond Ren Yizhen's expectations.
Originally, Ren Yizhen thought that as long as he sacrificed this sweet potato wine, he would definitely be able to conquer these short sluts in an instant as if he had done it on the grassland.
However, after Tokugawa Hidetaki tasted it, although his face was flushed and praised the good wine, he was far less than what Ezhe and Qin showed on the grassland at the time.
He secretly scolded the short man for not having any good things to enjoy. Ren Zai smiled again and said, "General Tokugawa must not think that this wine is too choking. When it is winter, just drink it, and you will feel like you are leaning against the stove, but no matter how cold it is, you will not be afraid of it."
After saying that, Ren Yizhen did not wait for Tokugawa Hideaka to answer the conversation, and then continued: "Is this shochu soy sauce? But this is a real good thing."
At this time, Miao Shoumo had already assembled the messy small parts and made them look like a musket.
After Ren Yizhen took it, she handed it to Tokugawa Hidetachi, took out a small piece of golden fusheng paste from her arms, cut it down a small piece before saying to Tokugawa Hidetachi: "This is Fusheng paste. The countries in the South China Sea gave it to me His Majesty the Emperor of the Ming Dynasty.
Now our children in Nanyang have already explored the treatment of this thing, and now they want to give it to General Tokugawa for some taste."
After Tokugawa Hidetachi took the Fusheng ointment, he stared at Ren Yizhen without saying anything.
Ren Yizhen didn't feel embarrassed, but instead smiled and said, "Are General Tokugawa still afraid that our family would be poisoned here? Don't worry, Danfan has a little bit of a mistake, and our family would rather be chopped into meat paste by random knives."
After hearing Ren Yizhen's statement, Tokugawa Hidetachi felt relieved. After carefully asking about some things about sucking, he began to suck according to the method Ren Yizhen said.
After resisting the nausea that he wanted to vomit when he first sucked, Tokugawa Hidetachi felt that this thing was really worthy of its name as Fushou Paste, which was as good as the feeling of lying on a woman.
After coming back to his senses, Tokugawa Hidetachi extended his thumb and said, "Yaxi, Ren Sang, my friend."
Tokugawa Hidetachi, who was too happy, didn't care about maintaining his superficial etiquette at all, but instead revealed his truest side.
Seeing this, Ren Yizhen completely let go.
A good thing like Fushou Paste is not afraid of you not sucking. As long as you suck, the things that follow will be easier.
After smiling, Ren Yizhen said, "This thing is rare, and our family is only willing to share it with our good friends. Among the two benefits I just mentioned, one of them is this longevity cream."
After taking Fushou Paste, Tokugawa Hidetaka was more interested. Are you planning to give me some good things? Or are you planning to make a fortune together?
I think it’s so embarrassing, how can I take advantage of my friends?
Sure enough, Ren Yizhen's next words verified Hidetachi Tokugawa's idea: "The emperor wants to rent Kyushu Island, and our family will find a way to let the officials we have friends with serve as the governor.
This Fushou Paste and this sour wine can be transported to your country continuously. At that time, you will have to trouble General Tokugawa. Is there any benefit of it? We are half of each person, which is good?"
When Tokugawa Hidetachi heard this, he was even more happy. He was really a person sitting at home, and the pie fell from the sky. How could such a big Doroyaki fall on his head?
Tokugawa Hidetachi, who was overjoyed, smiled and said, "Yaxi, Ren Sang is so polite."
Ren Yizhen also smiled and said, "General Tokugawa has been too rewarded. General Tokugawa does not dislike our family as a person from Xing Yu, but is willing to regard our family as a friend. This friend will naturally have a friendship with wealth, right?
Besides, this business is also my family, right? Is it my family a person who is Xing Yu, so I will focus on this business to retire in the future.
Let’s make a fortune together, and we have to ask General Tokugawa for more care in the future.”
Tokugawa Hidetachi also laughed and said, "Ren Sang is so polite. Let's make a fortune together and make a fortune together!"
Even Hidetachi Tokugawa felt embarrassed. This matter was done, and he would have to be more concerned about the business of the soju in the future.
The price of this soju is high, right? It doesn’t matter, just add water and sell it to those untouchables?
When Ren Yizhen and Miao Shoumo said goodbye from Tokugawa Hidetaka's residence, Miao Shoumo carefully checked the room to confirm safety, she stared at Ren Yizhen with a serious expression and said, "How did you do so shameless?"
Ren Yizhen said: "Where is shameless in our family? Friends have a friendship with wealth? Is it true that good things should be shared with your friends?"
Miao Shoumo sneered: "I am a serious tricker, and I, Lao Miao, are the only ones I have seen in my life!"
Chapter completed!