Chapter 46: A common posture
Chu Hang fought against the Phantom Warriors in the game console world in the second half of the night. In order to achieve what Sun Ye and Yang Fan said, "sustaining three moves", they practiced all defense and avoidance. They "cuckled the Buddha's feet for a while" and were still kicked by the Phantom Warriors.
I don’t know which one is better than Shi Jie’s three-kill move and the shadowless foot of the Phantom Warrior. If Shi Jie is more powerful than the Phantom Warrior, it would probably be cold.
At 5:30 in the morning, Chu Hang turned off the game console and returned to reality. Su Zhilong, who had just returned in the middle of the night last night, was still sleeping at this time. Chu Hang tiptoed to the bathroom to wash up and quietly left the room.
As a result, as soon as he walked out of the room, the room opposite opened the door with a clang.
A girl with bright eyes and white teeth walked out of the room with a book in her hand. She was quiet and charming.
"Su Liuli..."
Chu Hang was speechless. For a moment, he thought that a well-educated and elegant girl lived in the room opposite him. At dawn, he opened the door at the same time and had an amazing encounter with him. But suddenly he remembered that it was not the room opposite Su Liuli and Chu Yanran. As a result, he looked closely and found that the girl was Su Liuli.
Chu Hang wondered, "What are you doing with a book?"
Su Liuli and Shu are placed in the same picture, and they are full of incongruity no matter how you look at it.
Su Liuli seemed to have just woken up, and she was a little sleepy. She rubbed her eyes and muttered, "Reading..."
Su Liuli's vague voice was filled with a hint of laziness and impatientness of just getting up, and there was a sense of numbness inexplicably. The ending of "Ah" was even longer, rippling slightly in the air.
Chu Hang shivered all over, and his last trace of sleepiness was "scared" and ran away. He coughed lightly and said, "At 5:30 in the morning, are you getting up to study?"
This may be the most ridiculous joke Chu Hang has ever heard.
However, Su Liuli nodded for granted, muttered, "I'm so hungry, go for breakfast." Then she closed the door, reached out to hold Chu Hang's hand, pulled him and prepared to walk towards the restaurant.
Chu Hang was too lazy to resist and let her pull him.
As a result, when he walked to the fork intersection of the aisle, Su Liuli was stunned for a few seconds, blinked cutely, and finally turned to the intersection that was exactly contrary to the restaurant with a certain expression.
“The restaurant is on the other side!”
Chu Hang hurriedly grabbed Su Liuli, saw her expression in a daze, and said angrily: "Are you acting cute?"
"Acting cute?"
Su Liuli yawned, and seemed to finally wake up. She turned her head and stared at Chu Hang, and said seriously: "Is it a good thing to be cute or a bad thing?"
This question is a bit tricky.
Chu Hang was stunned for a second before he put up three words, "Look at his appearance."
Su Liuli immediately smiled and said, "So it's just praising me."
Chu Hang: "..."
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Under Chu Hang's leadership, the two of them successfully arrived at the restaurant. There were very few guests in the hotel that woke up at this time, but the dedicated chef got up early to prepare breakfast.
Chu Hang ordered a bowl of hot porridge, a plate of stir-frying dishes and a braised egg, while Su Liuli ordered a cup of soy milk and three breads.
The two of them casually found a table to sit down and enjoy breakfast.
Unexpectedly, Su Liuli held bread in one hand and books in the other, and read while eating. She looked like she couldn't put down the book. People who didn't know the truth thought they were a female academic master who was addicted to reading.
Chu Hang, who knew the truth, was full of confusion and asked, "Are you really studying?"
Su Liuli lowered her head and held the straw in her mouth, sucking soy milk. During this period, she still stared at the book in her hand in a silence. When she heard Chu Hang’s questions, she raised her head and sighed, "I have to get up from 5:30 to 6:00 in the morning to read. My mother stipulated that I have to finish reading this book before going home, and check it when going home, alas..."
Chu Hang was happy and chuckled, "Auntie is mighty! She did a beautiful job!"
Su Liuli glared at her eyes, "What did you say?"
Chu Hang quickly put away his smile, pointed to the corner of the girl's mouth, and said, "Your mouth is dirty, wipe it quickly."
"Please wipe it after eating."
Su Liuli shook her head, thinking that she had wiped it now, and she had to wipe it again after eating, so she might as well keep it until the end to wipe it together, so she continued to look down and read the book.
Chu Hang stared at Su Liuli for a few seconds, suddenly reached out and wiped the corner of the girl's mouth with a lightning speed.
Su Liuli said in surprise: "What are you doing?"
Chu Hang said with confidence: "If you don't wipe it off, it will affect my meal."
Su Liuli was stunned and muttered, "Is it so dirty?"
Chu Hang sneered in his heart. This is not a question of whether it is dirty or not. It is because you are so obsessed with soy milk, and the corners of your mouth are accidentally stained with white liquid. It looks weird and makes people want to take a few more glances. It has too much impact on my efficiency in eating!
Of course, Chu Hang couldn't answer like this, so he had to say casually: "I have a cleanliness obsession!"
Su Liuli frowned, "When I was a child, I was in the sand pit every day, and I said I would use the sky as the quilt as the quilt as the ground as the bed. Why do I have a cleanliness obsession now?"
Chu Hang couldn't listen to the dark history he was a child the most, and said in anger: "Look at your book!"
Su Liuli said "Oh" and continued to look down.
After a while, Su Liuli suddenly turned the book over, took it to Chu Hang, pointed to a line of text, and asked, "What does this passage mean?"
Chu Hang swallowed half of the braised egg in his mouth and looked down. The line of text said:
"Who holds my hand and keeps me crazy for half a lifetime; who kisses my eyes and blocks my displaced for half a lifetime; who caresses my face and comforts me sad for half a lifetime; who carries my heart and melts my frost for half a lifetime..."
Chu Hang was stunned. Aunt Su, did you choose the wrong book? It was too early for Su Liuli to have such a high literary book!
If Su Liuli can understand this passage, there will be a ghost!
Su Liuli urged, "Speak quickly? What does it mean?"
Chu Hang really wanted to tell Su Liuli that you would not understand even if you translate this passage in vernacular Chinese. However, Su Liuli's temper would definitely not be convinced.
It's better to find a way to deal with it.
Chu Hang thought about this, pondered for a few seconds, and said with a sudden inspiration: "The meaning of this passage is... I am sick, who has the medicine?"
Who holds my hand and keeps me crazy for half a lifetime = I am sick, who has medicine?
Yes, there is nothing wrong with it.
"real?"
Su Liuli looked suspicious.
Chu Hang said confidently: "I believe me, right."
Su Liuli weighed Chu Hang's Chinese scores and finally decided to believe Chu Hang's statement, lowered her head and continued reading.
Chu Hang breathed a sigh of relief, but fortunately he fooled him.
"What does this word mean?"
Su Liuli immediately handed over the book.
Chu Hang looked down helplessly and saw that there was a word where Su Liuli pointed to - "a look of confusion".
Chu Hang was stunned. He had heard of "a confused look", but never "a confused look". The previous paragraph was full of literary nature, but the next sentence had typos, which was very consistent with the embarrassing situation of Chinese literature.
Chu Hang hesitated, and he thought about how to answer. If he told Su Liuli that this word did not exist at all, Su Liuli would definitely not believe it. If he told her that this was a typo, he would also have to explain the correct way of writing and the correct meaning of this idiom. It felt so troublesome, should I eat this breakfast?
"What does this word mean?"
Su Liuli urged again.
What does it mean to have a slut on your face?
Chu Hang once again moved and pulled, and replied: "A common position."
Su Liuli: "???"
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This breakfast was the most tormented breakfast Chu Hang had ever eaten in his life. Su Liuli had skipped it before when she couldn't understand it. This time, when she caught Chu Hang, she became unable to understand it, she asked questions. As a result, after eating this meal for more than half an hour, the porridge became cold and Chu Hang's heart also became cold.
Chu Hang can only pray now that Su Liuli has a bad memory and forgets everything he says, otherwise something big will happen to her mother when she checks!
At around seven o'clock in the morning, Chu Yanran and Su Zhilong also woke up and had breakfast. The four of them took the car borrowed by Su Zhilong and went to the No. 29 competition venue.
After all, the Battle of the Dragon and the Young Phoenix is one of the important competitions that the whole country is concerned about. It is known as the "Demonic Martial Arts Imperial Examination". Its venue is located in the "Huaxia Holy Land" built by China when it hosted the World Cup of Magic Martial Arts ten years ago.
The Huaxia Holy Land is a large tourist area built with 30 consecutive competition venues, and can hold thirty games at the same time.
The thirty venues have different sizes, and the scales are divided from large to small to venue No. 1 to venue No. 30.
The No. 1 venue in the Huaxia Holy Land is the largest competition venue in China. It is called the "Holy War Land". It is often used to hold higher-level events, such as the finals of the Asian Championships, etc. It can be said that being able to stand on the "Holy War Land" are a very high honor for any magic warrior.
The Wolong Chufeng Cup is awesome this year, and the organizers have won a place in the "Holy War Land" for the final of this game!
The higher the number of competition venues in the Huaxia Holy Land, the harder it is to fight for it. The organizers of the Wolong Chufeng Cup are quite powerful, and they won fifteen back-to-back venues for the qualifiers.
After all, this is a large competition with a total of 100,000 participants. Fifteen competition venues are held in succession. The first round will take two or three days to finish. The number of people in the future will be reduced exponentially, and the time will be reduced.
The first round of Chuhang's competition venue was venue No. 29, which is the second-to-last venue, which means that the attention of this game will be relatively low.
The organizer placed his match with Shi Jie in the 29th venue, which obviously had little to do with Shi Jie, and it was all Chu Hang's fault. Because of his "no rank", the organizer judged this match as a "no highlight" match. Even if Chu Hang's opponent was not Shi Jie in the amateur third stage, then his match would most likely be arranged in the worst venue No. 30.
There were not many spectators watching the qualifiers, and everyone kept their money to buy tickets for the main competition. Most of the people who came to watch chose large-scale and high-profile competition venues such as No. 16 and No. 17.
Therefore, when Chu Hang and his men reached the 29th venue at around 8 o'clock, although there were already contestants in the ring, there were very few spectators in the audience. Compared with the boiling cheering sound of the 16th venue, the cheering sound here was like a weak vendor hawking.
"If you are not strong enough, then your audience will be pitifully small. This is the cruelty and charm of the magic martial arts competition."
Su Zhilong said earnestly.
Chu Hang had already fully realized the coldness of magic martial arts competition before he started the competition. In response, he just smiled meaninglessly and said a line that was copied from a certain animation with great enthusiasm.
Chu Hang raised his hand and pointed at the audience seat, chuckled, "One day, I will fill up the place!"
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Chapter completed!