Chapter 37: Sign a contract with this king
Chu Hang immediately said righteously: "Don't blame the good guys, where does the money and female votes come from like a loser like Zhou Zhimo!"
Chu Yanran sneered: "Then he deserves to be even more damn! Why bother to make things difficult for the loser?"
Chu Hang glared at his eyes, and he always felt that he was hit by another arrow in his chest, which was heartbroken.
Zhou Zhimo, I can only help you get here. Don’t wander around the streets in the future. If you happen to meet Chu Yanran, the police will not be able to save you.
Chu Hang decided to change the topic and said, "Since you have watched the game video, do you have any opinions?"
Chu Yanran paused slightly, looked at Chu Hang with a smile, and said, "Listen to good things first or bad things?"
I always feel like I have heard this sentence somewhere.
Chu Hang had an ominous premonition in his heart, but he really wanted to hear Chu Yanran's opinion, so he had to bite the bullet and say, "Listen to bad things first and then good things."
There are only two types of people in the world. For example, if a bunch of grapes is obtained, one person chooses good food, this kind of person should be optimistic, because every time he eats, he will be the best among the leftover grapes; the other kind of person chooses bad food, this kind of person should be pessimistic, because every time he eats, he will be the worst among the leftover grapes. However, the facts are counterproductive, because the second kind of person still has hope, and the first kind of person only has memories.
Chu Hang likes to eat the bad and sour grapes first, and then taste the remaining sweetness.
Chu Yanran narrowed her eyes and said mercilessly: "Then I will say bad things first. First of all, your three styles of gossip and gossip arena made me embarrassed and cancer. I can only think of one word to describe it - Dongshi Xiaopin! Obviously, your proficiency is quite low. Many movements are deformed under forced imitation, especially in the gossip field. The feeling of not fluency is like playing games to more than 500, one by one, and various delays, making people want to smash the computer! Speaking of bad things, I have to mention that your strength, speed, and physical fitness are really similar to the standard dead house. Your physical fitness needs to be improved urgently. There are also your gossip sixty-four palms. I was full of black question marks at that time..."
Chu Yanran is really sarcastic when she speaks bad things. She often adds heart-wrenching bayonets to her pertinent opinions. In order to match her spicy tone, she never even mentions the word "sister", as if she is just evaluating a stranger.
But Chu Hang was not annoyed by this, but was very happy. The more vicious the criticism, the more useful it was. Those so-called guidance that called themselves "heartfelt words" were meaningless fingers.
Chu Hang listened carefully and kept these words in his heart.
Chu Yanran spoke for more than five minutes before she took a breath and chuckled, "I've finished speaking bad things, I'm starting to say good things!"
Chu Yanran's voice suddenly changed from cold to charm, and she was like an iceberg beauty suddenly became a good young woman, with a very gentle smile on her face.
Since bad words are extremely spicy, good words will naturally be sweet to the core.
"stop!"
Chu Hang suddenly interrupted, "That's it, there's no need to say good things."
Chu Yanran was stunned, "What's wrong? Sister is just about to praise you!"
Chu Hang shook his head and said, "The method of suppressing first and then raising is often the more suppressed the front, the more it is, the more it is, the more you raise it, and you'll be afraid that you will blow me to the sky next time. Forget it, it will affect my judgment. If you blow over the head and I accidentally believe it, isn't that a cheating myself? On the contrary, I can draw some useful things from the spicy criticisms just now, no matter whether there is any exaggeration or not. So I listen to bad words, and forget about good words."
Chu Yanran was speechless and stared at Chu Hang in a daze. After a long time, she muttered to herself: "I like to listen to bad things and don't listen to good things. Isn't this... shaking M! So that's it, so that's it..."
Chu Hang almost squirted out a mouthful of old blood and said angrily: "Are you here to take care of the patient, or are you here to piss me to death?"
"Of course I'm here to take care of you."
Chu Yanran smiled gently, picked up the knife on the table and the apple in the basket, and cut off the peel and a large piece of flesh. After a while, she extended the apple that was cut to the surface of the moon to Chu Hang's mouth and said, "Come on, eat the apple...Sister feeding you."
Chu Hang took a hard bite, almost pulling the wound, and quickly slowed down his chewing speed. Suddenly he thought of something and muttered, "Sister, can you do me a favor?"
Chu Yanran's eyes lit up and she said excitedly: "What's the busy thing? Do you want to go to the bathroom? Sister helps you over?"
Chu Hang rolled his eyes, "Just as long as the nurse does this! I want to ask you to help me go home and take the game console over! Put that game console on..."
Chu Yanran said disappointedly: "It turns out that I'm taking a game console... I'll call me and ask my mother to bring it here when she changes shifts later..."
Chu Hang hurriedly said, "Don't, that's not an ordinary game console!"
You may not believe it if you say it, that game console has mutated.
Chu Yanran asked in confusion: "What's special about the game console?"
Chu Hang immediately swallowed. He couldn't tell Chu Yanran the truth, that was too terrifying, and Chu Yanran might not believe it.
Chu Hang changed his mind and had to find an excuse: "I was wrong. It's not that the game console is special, but that the place where the game console is placed is very problematic. There are still some things that I don't want my mother to see..."
Chu Yanran was stunned for a moment before she realized her reaction. She stared at Chu Hang with a strange look for a few seconds and said quietly: "It turns out it's that kind of thing. You can't let your mother see it. It doesn't matter if your sister is, so that's it..."
Chu Hang's head was getting bigger and he felt that he would get darker and darker as he drew it. He quickly said, "Just help pick it up, my good sister!"
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Chu Yanran usually would not refuse Chu Hang's request. She quickly got up and prepared to go home to help Chu Hang get the game console. When she walked to the door, she called the nurse.
A young and beautiful nurse walked in.
When Chu Hang saw it, he felt that he was urinating and suddenly wanted to go to the bathroom.
Unexpectedly, Chu Yanran immediately stopped the cute nurse and whispered a few words in her ear.
The cute nurse nodded and turned around and left the ward. After a while, an aunt nurse in her forties and fifties walked in, and Chu Yanran then left with a smile.
Chu Hang glanced at the aunt and suddenly lost his desire to urinate and had no desire to go to the toilet.
The nurse asked Chu Hang if he had any needs. Chu Hang decisively shook his head. The nurse said kindly that he had something to do and then left the ward.
In the ward, Chu Hang was the only one left.
Chu Hang calmed down and began to recall the fight with Zhou Zhimo in the morning and Chu Yanran’s harsh comments just now.
"My three styles of Bagua, the Bagua Realm and the Sixty-Four Palms of Bagua, are too proficient and far from being able to use the essence of it. Fortunately, I have a game console. If the game console world can shuttle back and forth, then during the hospitalization period, I can improve Baguazhang there."
"My physical fitness is too poor, and my strength, speed and physique are too weak. However, I have the [Dragon Elephant Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna P
"The four steps to transform the demon and [Fairy Law] must also improve proficiency as soon as possible. The importance of magic martial arts and magic is no less than that of martial arts. Magic power is transformed into strength, condensed gang, and gathering explosions. My thunder power is only at the beginning, and there are four levels: intermediate level, high level, super level and perfection. There are two levels: thunder power and Thunder Emperor Power... My thunder power and thunder power are all produced by luck, so I must practice it..."
Chu Hang had a lot of plans in his mind, and suddenly thought of something.
"The two worlds seem to only share memories and do not affect the body. Baguazhang and magic applications can train proficiency in the game console world, but the four major body refining techniques can only improve the body in reality, which means that I will continue to live a life that cannot be separated from the electric shock stick."
Chu Hang shook his head and sighed, "It's not good to be electrocuted by an electric shock stick. It would be great if there were skills in this world that ignores pain and even turns the pain into pleasure, but unfortunately there is no such thing as this."
"Who said no?"
Suddenly, a teenager's voice rang out in the ward.
Chu Hang looked up in shock and saw a pretty boy about thirteen or fourteen years old standing in the middle of the ward.
Chu Hang was shocked. The doors and windows of the ward were closed. How did this young man sneak in?
"Who are you?"
Chu Hang asked.
The boy did not answer, but grinned and said, "I just happened to have the technique of turning pain into pleasure! Do you want it? If you want it, sign a contract with me!"
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Chapter completed!