"Hey, brother, please help me dig my ears, the cotton balls can't come in and out!"

Valdy was unceremonious to face American goalkeeper Howard.

In fact, Vardy only has such an acquaintance in Team USA.

A few seasons ago, Howard was the second goalkeeper of Manchester United, playing a substitute for Van der Sar and being a teammate with Valdy. Even though his relationship was not that good, there was no problem with laughter and laughter.

Although Howard's bald man and a big beard look very manly, in fact, this guy has a girl-like heart.

Howard is definitely fine for a few rough men who can't do meticulous work, and this is also why Valdy came to Howard.

However, Howard was already confused. He never expected that Vardy would let himself dig his ears!

What is this requirement?

I have never been asked such a weird request on the court throughout my career!

"Digging your ears?"

Vardy looked at Howard with an innocent look on his face, then nodded quickly.

Opposite!

Just dig your ears!

Come quickly!

I can't even bear it!

However, after waiting for a long time, Howard didn't move, and he just looked at Valdy with a confused look on his face.

"Don't you?" Vardy frowned deliberately, and then began to threaten Howard: "If you help me pick out the cotton ball, then I'll just score a second time, at least it can make you look better. But if you don't help me, don't blame me for turning against others. You know, if I get angry, I'll be afraid, and I'll score five goals!"

Howard knelt down, for the first time he heard such a threatening person.

If you don’t consider the weirdness and nonsense of this matter, Vardy actually makes sense.

As Vardy's former teammate, especially the goalkeeper, Howard naturally knew that Vardy did not brag, and the past that was unbearable to look back on was the best proof.

Every time he trains, he is ravaged countless times, picking up balls from the goal again and again, and is destroyed by Vardy in various postures, angles and invincible shots.

Sometimes Howard thinks that if he hadn't been ravaged by Vardy, he might not have chosen to leave Manchester United.

Anyway, during training, Vardy scored against himself, as he said, starting with five.

When I thought about it, Howard shivered, and his heart seemed to be covered with a thick shadow by the figure of Valdy's devilish king.

This ball cannot be played!

If you get five, it will definitely be a disaster for Team USA.

I didn't expect to defeat England, but I just wanted to lose a few fewer people, and then compete with Algeria for the second place in the group to seek qualifying.

But if you are really beaten by Vardy, let alone the goal difference is at a huge disadvantage, the negative impact on morale alone will be immeasurable.

This is by no means a joke.

Otherwise, I'll help Vardy dig his ears?

Although it is said that a man cannot bend, there is no shame in being able to stretch or shrink.

If I sacrificed one of them to make the American team successful, Howard was willing to sacrifice himself.

At that moment, Howard's expression suddenly became sacred, as if a devout believer who was willing to sacrifice for my Lord, full of fearless spirit.

With a tragic look, Howard took off his goalkeeper's gloves.

Vardy smiled.

It's OK!

The naughty stretched his head over and asked Howard to dig his ears for him. If he didn't show a pleasant expression, he would be really sorry for his funny name. So, the next second, the expression on Vardy's face was naughty and enjoyable.

The American players were confused, the English players were confused, the fans were confused, as if the entire universe was confused.

There is a fierce competition here. Valdy, England's number one striker and Howard, the number one goalkeeper of the United States, shamelessly join together to do something shameless?

Looking at Vardy's comfortable expression, it was like orgasm.

Is it so good to dig your ears?

But before they could recover from their shock, Howard actually dug out the cotton ball from Valdy's ear.

Vardy felt his mind leaking and was unobstructed at that time.

Vardy's excitement was beyond words when he wanted to hug Howard and kiss him hard.

It was like a paralyzed patient who had been standing up for many years. The mute who had not made any sound for many years suddenly spoke. The constipation that had been blocked for a few days was finally cured!

However, at this time Howard's expression eased a lot. Looking at the cotton ball in his hand, Howard knew that Valdy was not supposed to be fun of himself, he had his own difficulties.

However, Howard was calm and the fans were about to explode.

Damn, Howard and Valdy openly showed their love and rations on the court. The problem is, Howard actually dug out such a big lump of earwax in Valdy's ears.

Very disgusting!

By the way, such a big lump, why didn’t Vardy’s ears tightly block?

What is the difference between Valdi and deaf?

Well, they know, they might really be in the wrong place.

This is not a World Cup game, it is just a place Vardy uses to make fun of it.

Everyone is gone, go home and take a shower and go to bed!

Amid the bang of Vardy fans, Vardy happily patted Howard on the shoulder and said to Howard with a teaching look: "Well, you did a good job. I did what I said, I promise not to make a hat trick for you!"

When Howard heard Vardy's words, he didn't know whether he should be happy or sad.

If another striker had spoken to him like this, he would have slapped him on his face and slapped you in the face.

But Vardy said this to himself, then he should really thank Vardy for not killing him.

This is not a joke. Once Vardy has fully launched a firepower, then let alone himself, even the best goalkeeper in the world is just a decoration, and he is still stabbed by Vardy!

Not to mention that the defense of the United States cannot stop England's offense at all. If Valdy wants to say that he scored five goals, he really has a high chance of completing it.

If you enter two or five, it is definitely the essential difference.

Maybe I should feel grateful!

However, it is still very shameful to think that as a goalkeeper, he actually wants to surrender to his opponent's forward.

Who made Vardy Demon so strong?

I believe my teammates will thank you for your actions!

Thinking of this, Howard opened his mouth and made a somewhat ugly smile at Vardy.

Vardy turned around and left, and at the same time wrote down his promise.

Do what you say!
Chapter completed!