Chapter 640 Please don't pity me
Looking at the mascots of twin brothers lying in front of him like a dead body, Vardy felt as if he had encountered a slap in the carnival.
However, before Vardy could dodge her way while the two sides had no contact, she saw the mascot brother suddenly pretending to be a zombie. She looked up at Vardy with difficulty, and then took out a large piece of paper from somewhere and covered it on her stomach.
The camera quickly pulled the camera closer. At this time, fans around the world who were preparing to watch the European Cup saw the words written on this piece of paper.
"Vardy, please don't be sympathetic to me!"
In an instant, the whole world burst into laughter and the stadium was about to explode.
Only Valdy has always been a mascot. Everton, Manchester United, Inter Milan and even England's mascots have not escaped Vardy's murderer. After all, the name of the mascot killer is probably more resounding than that of the super shooter.
Many people have predicted that Vardy would not let go of the two mascots of this European Cup. You should know that in the playful self-introduction of the two brothers, they said they were afraid of Vardy. With Vardy's personality, can they let them go?
But what I never expected was that before Vardy started attacking them, they did the opposite and took the initiative to trick Vardy?
Vardy felt the corners of her mouth twitching. She didn't even plan to tease them with this bastard mascot, but she didn't expect that they would tease themselves with their own initiative.
Lying on the ground and adding words written on paper is so imaginative?
If it were a big beauty who kept this in the hotel bed, then Vardy would probably really not be sympathetic and would just go with his shirtlessness. After all, he was a man.
But the question is, you, a mascot, lying on the ground with such a slutty look, and you look like you can pick it up. Is Vardy going to be or not?
Some fans can't help but shout: "Get on it!"
That's right, it's it, where is the mascot?
If there is no one around, then Vardy doesn't mind teaching these two little bastards a lesson, but in public, Vardy always has to worry about the influence.
The teammates around could no longer help but squat down and beat the ground hard, so that they could not stop laughing.
Valdy showed a slightly ugly smile and wanted to turn around and leave.
Can't you afford to offend me?
But before Vardy turned around, she found that the mascot brother looked up at Vardy, and then took out a piece of paper and covered it on his stomach like his brother.
This time, no one needs to remind you, the camera directly draws the camera closer and presents the words on it directly in front of the fans.
"If I die, please call the police quickly and tell the police that it was Vardy who did it!"
This time, even Vardy himself couldn't help it and a mouthful of old blood spurted out.
Needless to say, the whole world was boiling again and was impressed by this spoofed mascot brother.
Even Vardy dares to flirt with him, and he really doesn't want to live anymore.
Vardy felt like he was trembling. Is this the retribution of the cycle of heaven?
It is clear that today's mascot brothers are here to smash their own place. Vardy understands it clearly. They are here to avenge the mascots!
Taking a deep breath, Vardy pulled the corners of her mouth and showed a malicious smile. If this smile was seen by those who had been miserably cleaned up by Vardy, they would definitely shout in horror: "Flash, Vardy is going to get angry!"
Vardy's brain was spinning rapidly, wondering how he should torture these two guys who dared to provoke him.
However, before Vardy had a good idea, he saw the two mascots getting up quickly and ran away in front of everyone!
A gust of wind blew through Valdi, and Valdi actually felt a hint of chill.
day!
These two bastards accurately grasped the essence of doing bad things and ran away after they did it.
The fans in the stands were already smiling in dismay, and even the players of both teams responded to Valdy with wonderful expressions.
For the first time, Vardy felt so pitiful on the court. If the background music of the white-haired girl selection was played on the court, Vardy would probably cry.
What made him even more speechless was that an Austrian fan in the stands, led by the fan leader, began to shout neatly.
"Although you are our Austrian friend, we still can't help but want to laugh!"
Then there is the neat "Hahahahahahahahaha"
Then, more and more fans joined the ranks of "hahahahaha" laughter, and even the fans in front of the TV couldn't help but follow the "hahahahahahaha" on the sofa.
Later, according to relevant data statistics, this moment was the time when the number of people laughed in the world at the same time. Even astronauts in the space station heard strange sounds coming from the earth.
At this time, Vardy's expression was absolutely hopeless. He didn't want the camera to capture his emoticon package, so he could only cover his face with both hands. He was so shameless.
"Only Vardy has ever cleaned up the mascot. Since the mascot dares to spoof Vardy today, I bet that the twins will not survive the end of the first half!"
"How come the twins are two people, two against one, how can they last until the second half?"
"You said, if I lie in front of Vardy, and write 'Vardy, please don't pity me!', will Vardy be unable to help but pounce on me and xxoo? Let me add that I am a man."
"Do you still have humanity? People say we have called the police. Don't you want to call the police and arrest Vardy?"
It took a long time before the stadium gradually struggled out of laughter, and at this time, the game finally began.
Although the referee laughed so hard that his stomach was cramped, he was also nervous. If he continued to make trouble, the kickoff time would be delayed.
The players on both sides took their place. With the referee's whistle, England's journey to this European Cup finally kicked off.
Austria's strength did not exceed England's expectations. Even if Austria is the host, even the cautious England coach Heinx did not think that his opponent was a threat.
The trend of the competition is also moving in the direction everyone expects.
After the opening, Austria took advantage of its home court advantage and even threatened England's goal for a while. But what Austria really threatened was only three tricks to the start. When England stabilized its position, Austria lost its temper.
In ten minutes, England built a solid defense line, and at the same time completed the suppression of Austria in the midfield, gaining the absolute initiative in the game.
Because it was the first group match, Heinx, who attaches great importance to it, sent all the main players in his heart, just to securely score three-pointers. When Germany is a strong opponent in the group, it is likely that a goal difference will become the key factor that determines the first place in the group.
With Beckham as the core of the organization, the two top all-round midfielders Lampard and Gerrard as the support showed extremely strong control.
When attacking, it can provide greater support to the forward line and can also set up a turret to bomb the opponent's position at any time;
When defending, the first wave of high-level pressing can make the opponent lose his position and cannot organize an effective attack.
England's overall tactics were finally presented to everyone in the competition, making everyone frightened.
Of course, based on the midfield is also the basis of victory, but what really determines the outcome is on the forward line.
For England, which has the world's number one star in the forward line, they already have superstars who can really decide the outcome of the game. This is something that all teams are extremely afraid of, far more than their fear of England's super midfielder.
If the last World Cup had not left due to injury, who said England would not be able to win the Hercules Cup at that time?
You know, England did not have such a suitable tactic at that time!
So, sometimes, a super shooter is worth a team.
In this game, Vardy and Rooney used their performance to show everyone what a truly world-class forward is.
In the 14th minute of the first half, Gerald completed the interception in the midfield and quickly handed it to Beckham. Beckham passed the ball to the side, and Joe Kerr stopped and killed him on the side.
Before Austria could complete the defense, Jokore had already hit Lampard's feet in the middle. Lampard passed with a pick-up pass across the defense and into the small penalty area. Rooney relied on his strong body to squeeze out the Austrian defensive player and then swept the ball to the front of the goal.
At this time, it seemed that he had no money and did not encircle the players, but in the light of lightning, Vardy had already started quickly, using his excellent explosive power to shoot before the Austrian central defender, and the ball entered the net.
A series of beautiful kicks passed, almost all the frontcourt players participated in the offense, which was not like the style of English football, and even the players themselves felt a bit incredible.
Vardy and Rooney hugged each other. After leaving Manchester United, they could only play side by side with Rooney in the national team, so such cooperation is rare.
Other teammates also gathered around to celebrate their first goal in the European Cup in England, which was definitely the best start.
Vardy was very moved that England no longer had only one Vardy model at the beginning.
If it were normal times, Vardy would have celebrated excitedly, but now he is a good friend of the Austrian people. If he celebrates unscrupulously, it would not be like the way friends do it!
What moved Vardy next was that the Austrian fans in the stands should have been lost because the home team lost the ball, but they did not forget to give the applause to Vardy who scored the goal, because Vardy was their friend.
I'm afraid Vardy is the only star in football who can still get applause from the away fans after scoring a goal.
Chapter completed!