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Chapter 573 Shave Your Head If You Can't Win

Of course, Vardy said it was an accident, and many people expressed disbelief, especially his Inter teammates.

"Are you sure you didn't run up and load the bomb, intending to kill Juventus?"

"Are you sure that you didn't find the toilet, and in desperation, you plan to go to their car to solve the problem secretly?"

"You're so obsessed with Buffon, and you're still playing with the last line?"

......

Fortunately, Vardy changed the topic in time, and Inter Milan players began to criticize Cambiaso again.

Cambiaso is also very miserable. He feels that after being with Vardy, his IQ is often not online, or in other words, he was just an illusion before, and he had no IQ at all?

What kind of war gods are there in others? What kind of domineering physique? It’s okay if you can’t envy them. Why do you find that you actually have a physique and a funny physique now?

This is definitely what Vardy did.

Maybe this guy would climb into his room through the window every night and do something strange to himself when he was sleeping. As a result, he would become like this now.

Yes, it's all Vardy's fault.

When he told everyone this explanation and speculation, it attracted everyone's collective ridicule and complaint.

Can you blame Valdi for this?

People Vardy and Stankovic helped you shake off the wall and Buffon's attention, and then your brain short-circuited and shook for a while. Can you blame Valdy?

It’s right for Vardy to be funny, and it can be contagious, but you are really innate!

There was always laughter and joy on the Inter training ground. In the past, Vardy always caused trouble, but later Balotelli often made trouble. Matrazi and Macon were accomplices. Now even the iron-blooded hero Cambiaso has joined this ranks. Sure enough, Inter Milan is about to fall as a whole.

I hope Mancini's resistance will be stronger, otherwise an abnormal coach will lead a group of abnormal players, which will be the end of the world football world.

......

After defeating Juventus in the Italian Cup, Inter Milan rested a little and returned to the league, starting the journey of the second half of the season.

The schedule of Serie A is relatively rigorous, with the schedule of the first half and the second half of the season being exactly the same.

Who is the opponent in the first round, who else do you hit in the twentyth round;

Who is the opponent in the 19th round, and who will you still play in the last round of the league;

This is a cycle of reincarnation.

Inter Milan's first round opponent was Udinese, so his first opponent in the second half of the season was still Udinese.

This is a very fresh opponent Vardy thinks.

You know, in the first round of the two sides, Vardy was defeated by the referee after only one minute of appearance.

So, in fact, he didn't even have a chance to play a move with his opponent.

This is a sad beginning.

Now that I think about it, Vardy feels wronged. A famous world footballer came to Serie A with great enthusiasm. He thought there would be a stunning start, but who would have thought it would be a shocking one, but the beauty was gone.

If there was a choice, then Vardy would rather not have so much nonsense at that time.

Udinese has performed well this season and is currently ranked fifth in the standings. If this momentum continues, it is entirely possible to get a European place at the end of the season. As for whether it is the Champions League or the Europa League, it depends on the final ranking.

Is Udinese a strong enemy to Inter Milan?

It depends on how everyone considers it.

For Green Field, both sides are actually equal and have a chance to win.

Normally, a team ranked fifth in the league can definitely cause a lot of trouble for the league leaders, especially if they still play at home.

But the problem is, Inter Milan is too strong.

The former overlord Juventus was beaten to no aura by Inter Milan;

AC Milan, the city's archenemy, was overwhelmed by Inter Milan;

Roma, who seized the opportunity to win the championship, was beaten by Inter Milan and was in a desperate situation and did not even dare to hope for the championship;

The three strong teams dare not speak loudly when facing Inter Milan. So Udinese, who is more senior, dares to challenge Inter Milan?

I'm afraid they really think that they didn't die miserably enough.

When Inter Milan was preparing for the game easily, some people liked to come out and challenge Inter Milan.

That person is Udinese's big-mouthed slap old Pozzo.

"A team is too strong in the league, so it may not be a good thing for the development of the league. Over time, the overall competitiveness of the league will decline, and even the entire Serie A will be over!"

"Inter Milan's introduction of Vardy is definitely a wrong choice. It may be able to bring Inter Milan's performance to a higher level in a short period of time, but in the long run, it will be a fatal blow to Italian football!"

"From another perspective, Vardy is also a cancer in Italian football. His debut in Serie A was sent off for attacking the referee. What a bad impact this will have on young players."

"Maybe the Italian Football Association should really make up its mind and don't worry about the identity of Vardy World Footballer. It's better to ban him for a long time so that he knows that Italian football is not a serious existence that allows him to joke around casually!"

"In this game, Udinese will do his best to attack the strong Inter Milan. We will be the first team to defeat Inter Milan this season."

"Men must be more cruel to themselves and must not leave a way out for themselves. I solemnly swear here that if we cannot snipe Inter Milan, then I will shave my head after the game!"

......

Lao Pozzo's words were restored to the newspapers by reporters intact, and the entire Italian football public opinion was in an uproar.

Did Vardy mess with you?

I just call Vardy a cancer in Italian football. I'm afraid you're also a funny guy?

But when you think about the management style of the Pozzo family, you can understand why he said that.

Udinese's survival rule in Serie A is to do his best to do youth training, collect young players who have not yet played. After Udinese makes a name for himself, he will sell them to other teams at a high price, and the difference will be made.

Although the signs are not obvious now, Udinese can be regarded as a famous black store in European football.

Anyway, they have no intention of becoming a wealthy family, just make a fortune in silence.

This is completely different from Inter Milan. No wonder Old Pozzo was so upset when he saw Valdi and Inter Milan.

But Vardy really wants to ask Old Pozzo, are you short-circuiting your brain?

If there were no such giants as Inter Milan, who would you sell them to if you train them?

You make money from Inter Milan and disdain for Inter Milan. Isn’t this a typical ungrateful wolf?

Besides, you have to be as salted fish as you do?

Inter Milan stood out among the giants who pursued Vardi and successfully brought Vardi to Serie A, which was definitely an increase in Serie A's influence.

Isn't this a problem for only the World Footballer left Serie A, and no World Footballer joined Serie A?

Although Old Pozzo has always been big-mouthed, this time, he stood opposite to most people.

The people who were on the gossip expressed their anticipation of Vardy's counterattack, and Vardy did not disappoint them.

During the interview, Vardy said disdainfully that Inter Milan will definitely win this game, and that nothing else is to shave Old Pozzo to baldness.

If he doesn't shave, I'll go and shave him in person.

But then, it may not be just hair on the head.

Things are good.

Was Udinese successfully sniping Inter Milan, or did Vardy go to shave his hair after Inter Milan won?

All suspense will be revealed at the end of the game.

The media are optimistic about Vardy and Inter Milan. Inter Milan's strength is not just a joke.

All the giants and strong teams in Serie A were beaten to the point of being beaten to the point of being beaten. Can Udinese, who has always been a salty fish, turn around?

Even if I turned over, I guess I would have slapped Vardy on the cutting board, then cut it into several pieces, and fry it and eat it.

Interestingly, in just a few days, Inter Milan Club received a lot of things sent by fans, all of which were named to Vardy.

When I opened it, I saw a good guy, scissors, hair clippers, razors, shaving fluid... and even hair removal fluid...

The meaning of fans is very simple. They cannot do it themselves, but it does not prevent them from handing over tools to the boss.

If all these things were used, then Old Pozzo would have become a bald pig, with no hair left on his body.

Vardy looked at the piles of tools and was amused and laughed. If all these things were given to the barber shop, it would be enough for the barber shop to use for the next century.

Old Pozzo, Old Pozzo, it seems that there are countless people waiting to see you have a good show.

......

Inter Milan came to Udine a day in advance. Although Udine is not far from Milan, in order to repair it, Inter Milan is not short of the money for staying in a hotel.

At night, Valdy still had the same room with Balotelli.

Although according to Mancini's opinion, Vardy would be better off with Ibrahimovic in the same room so that the pair of forwards can develop a tacit understanding.

But the problem is that Ibrahimovic's snoring can blow up the curtains. Valdy and him in the same room, which is not called rest, it is obviously torture and more tiring than training.

So Ibrahimovic usually has the same room as Matrazi. Both of them are masters of snoring. Everyone is in a quarrel, and no one has to show mercy.

The purpose of the same room as Valdi and Balotelli is to subtly cultivate Balotelli. After all, Balotelli's leveling experience is now considered to be on Valdi's head. If you have double experience and don't know how to cherish it, then Valdi should be shot for five minutes.

But don't think that Balotelli is Vardy's younger brother. Vardy is safe. God knows what Balotelli can do.

For example, tonight, Balotelli transformed into a scientist Balotelli and began his own journey of scientific and technological research and development.

"What is this? Iron Man?" Vardy looked at the thing Balotelli had fiddled with a puzzled look on his face.

Balotelli showed a proud expression on his face and said to Valdy excitedly: "Obviously this is a flamethrower!"

Thanks to book friends 223vgm, Juventus, the pig who came to the West to obtain the scriptures, and the rewards of Xinglai in the morning!
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