It’s not scary to be funny, it’s just that you’re afraid that funny will be contagious.

Let’s look at Vardy’s record since her debut. Since the Everton period, Casley and Ottoman have fallen into Vardy’s clutches.

During the Manchester United period, Ronaldo and Rooney were trained by Vardy to become the backbone of the funny race, and the very manly Ferdinand has completely become a big shot in women's clothing.

In Inter Milan, another rising boy, Balotelli, was also led by Valdy to start to deviate, and he was very stanced from the top but better than the top.

It can even be said that wherever Vardy goes, he is always rampant!

Now it is even more terrifying. Vardy can't help but subtly influence his teammates, and even his opponent cannot escape his claws.

As a top goalkeeper, Buffon has no longer studied how to better guard the goal, but has begun to study metaphysics. A fierce head-touching kill made the opponent strikers complain.

If this continues, then the world football world will be dominated by funny people.

You know, it’s like a zombie, one bites two, two bites four, four bites eight... If you keep biting like this, there will be no living people on the earth.

Some media have jokingly called for fun in the world that the world football world should prohibit funny people, otherwise, the competition will no longer be a competition, but will all become a performance by funny people.

Tracing the root of the root cause, all these blames can be taken on Vardy. Without him, the world football will be much more peaceful.

Of course, this is just a joke, how can it be restricted from playing football!

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Both Inter Milan and Juventus have the belief to win in this game, so the excitement of the game is definitely worth looking forward to.

However, what caught Inter Milan off guard was that they didn't expect Juventus to fight so fiercely at Inter Milan's home court.

Perhaps because I am used to playing with weak teams, Inter Milan can always control the situation easily, and the opponent's resistance is not fierce, and Inter Milan can play more at will.

But although Juventus's strength is not comparable to Inter Milan now, they always have the pride and confidence that matches the status of a wealthy family. Even when facing the powerful Inter Milan, Juventus will never put itself in the position of a weak person.

Even their style of play was abnormal and they completely played with Inter Milan in the midfield.

The pace is very fast, it is definitely not Juventus' style, and even Inter Milan is a little surprised.

Ten minutes into the game, the ball almost rebounded back and forth near the midfield. If Vardy had not retreated to receive the ball, he would have probably not even touched the ball once.

However, ten minutes later, Juventus gradually fell into a disadvantage, which was determined by hard power.

There is no way, the lineup is much worse than Inter Milan. Juventus is already proud of being able to compete with Inter Milan for a period of time, and at least there are very few teams who can do this.

Inter Milan slowly gained the upper hand, and Vardy also received more support from his midfield teammates.

In the 14th minute of the first half, Vardy rushed into the small penalty area and suddenly ran back and threw away the defender who was keeping his guard. Maxwell slipped on the bottom line from the left and passed an inverted triangle, accurately sending the shells to Vardy's feet.

After Vardy took the ball, he adjusted his posture and directly shot.

However, he still underestimated the determination of Juventus players. When the Juventus defenders obviously missed someone, the iron man Nedved suddenly stabbed in a diagonal stab, slipped the shovel sideways, blocked his body with his eyes, and destroyed the ball without hesitation. Vardy couldn't react and kicked Nedved on the butt with one kick.

Fortunately, even if Vardy suppressed the force, otherwise he would not be able to directly draw Nedved into the goal with one kick.

The result was that Nedved couldn't get up after covering his butt for a long time.

Vardy walked over a little depressedly and checked Nedved's situation. He knew his strength very well. Although the pain was certain, it might not be a big deal.

However, the Juventus players stopped doing it. They only saw Vardy kicking Nedved in the butt, and how could they easily let Vardy go?

One by one, they rushed over with great momentum, as if they wanted to tear Valdison. Valdie dared to swear that if the rules stipulate that the attack would not end, then more than one Juventus player would do it to himself now.

Of course, if he takes action, he is not afraid at all. One hits a hundred and may be nonsense, but it is still no problem to play the entire Juventus starting lineup.

The Inter Milan players naturally couldn't stand Vardy at a loss and rushed over to stop Juventus players. The players on both sides were entangled and pushed and shoved.

"What are you looking at?"

"What do you think?"

......

Basically, it’s this routine, of course, it’s only limited to enjoying yourself, and no one dares to take action.

At this time, Iron Man Nedved stood up, waved his hands at his teammates with a smile, then walked over and hugged Valdy, and separated the players on both sides with his actions.

Nedved knew very well that if Vardy really kicked him on purpose, he could have ended up directly now, and he might announce his retirement the next day.

It was obvious that Vardy had just stopped the force, and he took the initiative to defend himself. It was no wonder that Vardy was.

Just as the players of both sides separated, Buffon stopped in disappointment and rushed over from the goal, but still had no time.

He went for Vardy, venting his anger for Nedved on the one hand, and on the other hand, he also wanted to get Vardy.

In the last game, Vardy touched her head and made her feel goose bumps all over her body. Although she was inspired and benefited a lot, she still couldn't change the fact that she was messed with by Vardy.

So in this game he wanted to find an opportunity to try against Vardy and see if his head touching was effective against Vardy.

Unfortunately, he ran too slowly. When he ran to the place, everyone was done!

Of course, Buffon could also walk over and touch Vardy's head carelessly. As for whether Vardy would use combination punches or lower chopping in Taekwondo next, that was Vardy's business.

Seeing that the advantage had been formed, Mancini felt that it could give Juventus greater oppression, so he walked to the sidelines and shouted a few words to the players on the court.

Of course, this is equivalent to a code, and only Inter Milan players can understand what his bird song means.

Implement high-level pressing!

While suppressing Juventus, it is very likely that Juventus will be out of breath and may even take Juventus away in one wave.

The frontcourt players received instructions and rushed towards the opponent in a swarm, from defensive midfielders to joint pressing of Juventus, the sudden change caught Juventus off guard.

There is no doubt that Vardy, who has terrifying speed and explosive power, is the most threatening point in high-pressure pressing. You must know that if the player targeted by Vardy does not have a quick route to get the ball, then he will be dead.

This time, Vardy set his sights on Chiellini.

As a young player, Chiellini is not at all prominent in Juventus. At this time, he was just a frigid boy, not a defensive defensive needle. At least when facing Vardy, he was much more immature.

With an accelerated sprint, Vardy was still far away from Chiellini. Chiellini was panicked and almost slipped.

In the end, the ball was difficult to pass and it was very big. Zebina was careful when stopping the ball, for fear of giving Inter Milan a chance.

The second time, Vardy almost completed the interception from Chiellini's feet, but this time in panic, Chiellini made the right choice and passed the ball back to goalkeeper Buffon with difficulty.

While the ball was rolling, Vardy visually measured the distance between himself and Buffon, which seemed to be OK.

Although the possibility of stealing is slim, it is still OK to scare Buffon.

So Vardy kept walking, and her explosive power showed up again, and suddenly accelerated and rushed towards Buffon.

Buffon was still very leisurely when he stopped the ball, but in the blink of an eye, Vardy rushed over at a terrifying speed, and Buffon was instantly shocked.

There was no time to make any adjustments, so he directly kicked out, and finally did not let Vardy succeed.

Of course, the random clearing ball had no accurate head at all and flew out of the sideline.

Buffon clapped his gloves fiercely and shouted at Chiellini, asking him to be careful not to be so careless.

By the way, Chiellini had a good psychological endurance. If he had not had this ability, he would have changed his career long ago.

When I was young, I always made low-level mistakes and were always scolded by the team bosses. If it were ordinary people, who could bear it?

That is, Chiellini, who quietly kept learning lessons from mistakes, then slowly improved, and eventually became a top central defender. This was definitely an extremely difficult road.

Chiellini showed an apology at Buffon without hesitation, accepted humbly, and said that he would correct it.

This is very similar to the protagonist of an inspirational novel. First, he made a mistake and suppressed a wave of criticism. The teammates criticized him to set off the atmosphere. Then the protagonist suddenly exploded and successfully defended continuously, so he could not even get the ball. Even if he received it, he would make a fool of himself and feel awesome in the climax.

But the problem is, obviously Chiellini is not the protagonist, the protagonist is opposite!

So Chiellini was in a tragedy.

In the 23rd minute, Inter Milan once again launched a full-scale high-pressure, blocking all Juventus' off-field routes.

Vardy looked at Chiellini with a playful look, seeing where you are going to go this time.

The ball was at Chiellini's feet, but the expression on his face was very anxious because he couldn't pass it out.

Even the goalkeeper could not pass back because Crespo was already on his passing route.

Facing Vardy rushing over, Chiellini felt like a weak woman forced into a dead end, with tears in her eyes and no longer able to resist.

After fighting against the enemy, Chiellini finally had a strong psychological quality and showed the courage to fight Valdi to the end.

As long as you pass Vardy, Inter Milan's high-level pressing will be defeated without any attack.

His idea was correct, but the question was whether he could pass Vardy.

Cycling?

Fried croquettes?

Throwing the ox's tail?

I don't know anything about these!

What should I do now?
Chapter completed!