Chapter 556 Night Raid on Women's Prison?
In fact, God Ba had a more unfortunate childhood than Valdi.
Vardy just had his biological father gone away and his mother accompanied him all the time. But when Bashen was two years old, his biological parents abandoned him. If it weren't for an Italian couple adopting him, the name Bashen might not have existed.
Many people in their previous lives thought that Balotelli was so rude, and I'm afraid there was something in there.
So sometimes Vardy felt that he should take care of Balotelli, after all, he snatched Balotelli's funny title, although it seems that he is not a few years older than him at the moment.
Look, God Ba is causing trouble again.
I took my younger brother to drive to Brescia for a ride, and even borrowed the car from Vardy, which was nothing.
But the problem is that when he passed by a women's prison, Balotelli suddenly wanted to go in and take a look, as if something was attracted in his soul. His curiosity prompted him to step on the accelerator wildly and rushed to the prison door.
Balotelli is still alive now, thanks to the guards for showing mercy, because the guards with live ammunition at that time had already aimed at him, but Yiming Zhiren did not shoot.
Needless to say, Balotelli was detained there for half an hour, and then was taken to the police station for a long time before he was finally picked up by Inter Milan.
This guy is indeed a child who never grows up, or he only has one brain cell.
Some things, as long as they find them fun or interesting, they will not consider the consequences and will do them first.
If it were a normal person, who would have forced himself into a women's prison in this way? It would be nice if you didn't sue you for intention to rob the prison.
Because of this, Mancini was furious. It was already enough that there was a Valdy in the team that hurt his mind. Now there is another uneasy Balotelli. Is this the rhythm of causing his hair to fall out in minutes?
How do geniuses who play football have quirks?
But this time, I really can't help Balotelli, so Mancini scored Balotelli into the reserve team. When he could reflect on it, he would come back.
After the training, Balotelli came to Valdi with a bitter face and looked for comfort.
"It's obvious that the prison gate is open, and I'm just curious to go in and take a look, how can I do it? Is it necessary to have such a big fight?"
Balotelli's grievance is indeed very interesting, after all, he is just a 17-year-old child.
Of course, Vardy is a 20-year-old.
Vardy rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Even if you want to go to the women's prison, you don't have to rush in so straightforwardly. If you don't really kill you, you should thank them for showing mercy and complain about it!"
"Even the prison guards won't do this, even if you secretly touch the back wall!"
"Then, why don't you take me secretly over the wall and take a look? I'm really curious!"
Balotelli looked at Valdi with hope and begged.
Valdy choked there with one word and was completely defeated by Balotelli!
I will take you over the wall to attack the women's prison at night?
How did you come up with it?
It's so damn... Hey, it's a bit exciting!
However, as soon as this thought appeared, he immediately shook his head desperately and dispelled it from his mind.
There is no such thing as dying!
Funny is not without a bottom line, you can’t joke about life.
If you are discovered, it would be a trivial matter. But you were shot to death by an uninformed prison guard, and the opportunity to travel through time was wasted!
"Can't your brain be more normal?" Vardy raised his voice and shouted at Balotelli: "I'll take you over the wall to explore the women's prison. Do you think you're playing games?"
"If I'm found out, I can run fast and I can barely run away, but what do you do? Can you run past me?"
Balotelli shook his head angrily. If that were true, he would definitely be the one who was caught.
It’s like when you encounter a tiger in the forest, you don’t need to run faster than a tiger, just run faster than others.
"What should I do? I just want to go and have a look!"
Balotelli was extremely frustrated, like a little brat whose lollipop was snatched.
Sure enough, in the world of Balotelli, there is no such thing as normal procedures.
"Can't you take the formal way to apply for condolences to women's prison? Idiot!"
Vardy scolded him angrily, and he was really enough to chat with Balotelli.
Then he looked at Balotel at Vardy with a desire look, completely treating Vardy as a support.
Even if Balotelli didn't speak, Vardy knew what he meant.
Obviously, I just want Vardy to take him there. It would be better to have Vardy cover than to make trouble by himself.
"Okay, when you will play a hat trick, I'll take you there!"
Valdy curled her lips and made a promise, but did not take this matter seriously, because he didn't think Balotelli could easily score a hat trick. With limited playing time, he had done a great job of winning goals.
However, what Valdi did not expect was that Balotelli was a little crazy by the women's prison. After returning to the first team, he kept talking about hat tricks all day during training and was not idle for a moment.
Valdy was really afraid that his unintentional promise would drive Balotelli crazy, thinking that he would take him to see him someday?
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In the 15th round of the league, Inter Milan faced the challenge of the capital team Turin at home.
Turin and Inter Milan have a good relationship, after all, they once had a common enemy Juventus. However, after the phone gate, the entire Serie A power was reshuffled, and it is difficult to say who has a good relationship with whom and who has a grudge against whom.
However, what Valdi did not expect was that before the game, he actually received a system task, and it was a restrictive task, requiring him to fall less than 10 times during the game.
This is strange, completely beyond Vardy's expectations.
With the systematic urination, shouldn’t you encourage yourself to fall down on the court and make a fool of yourself?
How can you limit the number of falls?
Although the reward is not very generous, I feel that this task is for giving away points!
It is normal to fall in football games. It is not considered to be a factor of accidental slippage. Falling during a confrontation with your opponent is a common occurrence. Not to mention ten, if it is a little softer, it is not impossible to fall in one game.
However, Vardy felt that if he was careful, he would be more flexible in running and try to avoid entanglement with his opponents. It seemed that there would be no problem to control the number of falls within ten times.
But it was not until the day of the competition that Vardy understood the purpose of the system. Looking at the heavy snow falling from the sky, Vardy was in a bad mood.
He knew that the system would not be so kind, so he dug the pit here!
Although the field had been urgently cleaned out by the stadium staff, in a while, there was another white layer on the lawn.
Don’t say that you don’t want to fight against others’ bodies, even if you’re slapped yourself, you probably fell more than ten times!
Especially for a player like Vardy with outstanding explosive power, he stepped on the ground with great force during the start-up process. If it were normal, it would be fine now that he would just run out as soon as he tried his best. It would be strange if he didn't fall!
Alas, let’s throw this broken system away!
At the end of the warm-up, the players were covered in snow on their heads. Although it was not as heavy as before, there were still snowflakes.
The referee team discussed it and communicated with the two clubs. They decided to continue the game as usual. After all, the vision was not greatly affected, but the snow competition was a little more difficult.
Back in the locker room, Vardy put on her long-dressing pants without hesitation. If he hadn't allowed to wear a hat, he would have been fully armed.
It's so cold!
Although the ultra-low temperatures and bad weather did not stop the fans' enthusiasm, watching the fans jumping in the stands to keep warm, Valdy was really worried that they would jump too far to cause resonance to collapse the stands.
At this time, Vardy no longer considered the task because he knew that even if he didn't fight against others, he would probably fall more than ten times because of the floor slip alone.
Anyway, if the mission fails, there is no punishment, just pretend that there is no mission!
Sure enough, his idea was correct, because after the game started, he had already fallen three times before he even touched the ball.
It is difficult to change the body's memory. He stepped on the ground and started it. This action alone made Vardy fall so hard that slowly, Vardy began to start slowly.
Starting from fifth gear to first gear, I really can't adapt!
Playing football in the snow not only brings great inconvenience to running, but also has a greater impact when dribbling.
Just like just now, Vardy stopped the ball and wanted to make a passer-by move that was to step on the ball to the left but suddenly moved the right quickly. But unexpectedly, when he stepped on the ball to the left, the ball was squeezed to the right because the ground was too slippery, and it was still a long way from him. At this time, his center of gravity had not had time to change and was tilting to the left.
The result was obvious that Vardy lost the ball, and it was still a very ridiculous low-level mistake.
Even the opponent's defensive players did not expect Vardy to make a mistake. They seemed to have picked up a big gift bag falling from the sky, and they couldn't even close their mouths!
Then, the fans appreciate the rare collection of mistakes that Vardy made-
Stop quickly, sniff...
Change direction, slur...
Passing the ball, sniffing...
Shooting, sniff...
Did nothing, squirting...
Vardy was about to cry, so she wouldn't bring such a playful person.
It's definitely a system trick. Although I am good at explosive power and have not adapted to snow, I am not so bad in terms of balance, right?
This is not just playing football, it is clearly a fancy show of falling!
Although he did not have the hope of completing the task, he also had a certain sense of luck, what if he finished it!
But the game hasn't started for fifteen minutes, so there is no need to be lucky because he has fallen more than ten times!
Vardy stepped on the lawn a little angry and vented his aggrieved mood. This ball could not be played!
As a result, it's slap...
Chapter completed!